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Nickatilynx 03-05-2005 07:24 PM

I was a general entrepreneur. Bit of this , bit of that. ...

Property developing
Classic Cars
Broking
Offshore Consultancy
Merchant Banking


Jack of all trades , master of none :)


What about you?

And before you say anything grogan , we know ..."High School"

;-)

Raven 03-05-2005 07:40 PM

Therapist to the neurotic.

Now I market to them.

grimm 03-05-2005 08:09 PM

nothing before the internet, career wise. started on the internet and still here.

Almighty Colin 03-05-2005 08:38 PM

High school teacher.

nlphoto 03-05-2005 08:59 PM

Ophthalmic photographer...


I may not be the best photographer out there, but I likely have the
widest range in the spectrum of photographic niches... :)

JoesHO 03-05-2005 10:25 PM

I worked in the club scene for yrs, got out in 95 started a demolition company

finally bought a computer in 2001, finally turned it on in 2002.

VooMan 03-05-2005 10:40 PM

Hmmm... I have a rather "diverse" resume. B)

Accountant for a "big 8" firm.

odd jobs... bad time in my life.

Cabinet Maker (insert Tim Allen grunt) my passion in life...

Free site webmaster.

NatNet - Project Manager and all around get the job done guy.

Red 03-05-2005 11:28 PM

actress
exotic dancer
corporate sales of audio-visual equipment
writer for men's mags
erotic writer for the net
pharmacy technologist
pharmacy technology instructor
back to the net.

grimm 03-05-2005 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Almighty Colin@Mar 5 2005, 05:39 PM
High school teacher.
thats cool, whereabouts? i think that would be a interesting career.

PornoDoggy 03-05-2005 11:50 PM

Let''s see ... ten years in the Navy, five years at Anheuser Busch, a year in medical supply sales, three years managing my own cleaning/disaster restoration/janitorial franchises (ServiceMaster); back to A-B for a progject, two years in banking, back to A-B for a project, five years in litigation support for a law firm, back to A-B for a project ... been on the 'net since 2001.

Not sure what I'm going to do, however. I'm getting restless again. Might move to Montana to raise dental floss, might go to school to be a rocket scientist or a soda-jerk.

Mike AI 03-06-2005 12:00 AM

Law School....

I have been thinking of taking the bar in Fl. I am trying to work some free time....

Imagine the scourge set upon the world if I become a member of the bar.

It could be one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

I think it's more of a fantasy.

I have never sued anyone.... but I fantasize about it.

So many causes of action... such little time. B)

grimm 03-06-2005 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Mar 5 2005, 09:01 PM
Law School....

I have been thinking of taking the bar in Fl. I am trying to work some free time....

Imagine the scourge set upon the world if I become a member of the bar.

It could be one of the signs of the Apocalypse.

I think it's more of a fantasy.

I have never sued anyone.... but I fantasize about it.

So many causes of action... such little time. B)

haha id put you on retainer:)

Peaches 03-06-2005 12:16 AM

Every "real" job I had before the net was in telecommuncations - LD companies, 0+, payphones, LD resellers, 900, etc.

Several HS/college/early 20's jobs too, but nothing exciting - no exotic dancer jobs :(

Vick 03-06-2005 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Mar 5 2005, 11:51 PM
Might move to Montana to raise dental floss
Become a Tycoon?

Vick 03-06-2005 12:41 AM

Marketing Director
Sales Manager
Sales Trainer

grimm 03-06-2005 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Mar 5 2005, 09:42 PM
Marketing Director
Sales Manager
Sales Trainer

you forgot Prince of Darkness, Dungeon Master;)

PornoDoggy 03-06-2005 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick+Mar 6 2005, 12:41 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Vick @ Mar 6 2005, 12:41 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-PornoDoggy@Mar 5 2005, 11:51 PM
Might move to Montana to raise dental floss
Become a Tycoon? [/b][/quote]
Frankly, yes .....

aeon 03-06-2005 02:08 AM

Drunk/stoned college student...working part time at DHL lumping boxes or any other shit job I could find to pay the rent. A stipend just doesn’t cut it if you wanna eat anything other than mac and cheese.

My best job was working for Half Priced Books. Run by a bunch of hippies but being paid to be around books was like a wet dream come to reality. I’m a degenerate bibliophile so I was in nirvana.

PornoDoggy 03-06-2005 02:23 AM

first job I ever had was working shelving books at the local public library for a whopping $0.60 per hour.

Got fired for reading on the job.

Almighty Colin 03-06-2005 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by grimm+Mar 5 2005, 11:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (grimm @ Mar 5 2005, 11:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Almighty Colin@Mar 5 2005, 05:39 PM
High school teacher.
thats cool, whereabouts? i think that would be a interesting career. [/b][/quote]
Orlando. Teaching is my first love. I plan to return to it after I retire.

Almighty Colin 03-06-2005 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Mar 6 2005, 02:24 AM
first job I ever had was working shelving books at the local public library for a whopping $0.60 per hour.

Got fired for reading on the job.

:okthumb:

pushpills 03-06-2005 04:42 AM

Selling weed, Making burgers and steaks and mopping floors, then got a job at a mortgage company, started making some part time money on the net while at the burger job that I was at for a year.

Selling pot was a nice teenage gig, always pleanty of girls wanting to get high, made good money, didnt have to do much work for it, always at a party and got paid while getting high and flirting with girls.

Inbetween the burger place and the mortgage company, I got a job at a foodstore bagging groceries, it was so boring i downed most of a bottle of vodka on an empty stomach before comming in, started acting all nutso and threw up all over the place. I figured out fast that bagging groceries wasn't my true calling.

mojobill 03-06-2005 09:19 AM

Owned a retail sporting good store for 12 years..... prior to that, I worked as a project manager for the local Phone company for 23 years....

iamkathi 03-06-2005 10:20 AM

I was an executive chef for 12 years, ran a comedy club for 5 years...


also, no exotic dancer experience here...yet :yowsa:

Cleo 03-06-2005 10:34 AM

So many occupations…
Here are my major ones in the order that I had them.
Family A/C contracting business growing up, it was hell, still have my contractors license.
Photographer
Madam
Graphic designer
Publisher of swinger magazines
Mac computer consultant
Pornographer
Some of them overlapped others. Still have a few computer clients that I maintain but probably not for much longer. Out of all the things that I've done I like my current occupation the most since my biggest decision of the day is do I get dressed before or after work. I do miss doing photography but the money was shit so I don't miss it that much.

Damn I feel old…

Biggy 03-06-2005 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Mar 5 2005, 04:25 PM
I was a general entrepreneur. Bit of this , bit of that. ...

Property developing
Classic Cars
Broking
Offshore Consultancy
Merchant Banking


Jack of all trades , master of none :)


What about you?

And before you say anything grogan , we know ..."High School"

;-)

Whats "Offshore Consultancy" ?

Nickatilynx 03-06-2005 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Biggy+Mar 6 2005, 09:52 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Biggy @ Mar 6 2005, 09:52 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Mar 5 2005, 04:25 PM
I was a general entrepreneur. Bit of this , bit of that. ...

Property developing
Classic Cars
Broking
Offshore Consultancy
Merchant Banking


Jack of all trades , master of none :)


What about you?

And before you say anything grogan , we know ..."High School"

;-)

Whats "Offshore Consultancy" ? [/b][/quote]
I was a Director of a company that specialised in Confidential Asset ownership and management , and the creation of tax efficent structures. (ironically LOL)

A high percentage was arranging offshore corps to own Yachts and having them then British Registered.

Trev 03-06-2005 05:32 PM

Mechanical Engineer was my trade of choice before getting online.

Oh and hello Oprano :)

Nickatilynx 03-06-2005 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trev@Mar 6 2005, 02:33 PM
Mechanical Engineer was my trade of choice before getting online.

Oh and hello Oprano :)

Welcome back , Trev :)

Anthony 03-06-2005 07:11 PM

MIS Manager, Support, Sales, alot of sales.

cj 03-06-2005 09:06 PM

kitchenhand
waitress
bartender
graphic designer

:)

Peaches 03-06-2005 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by iamkathi@Mar 6 2005, 11:21 AM
also, no exotic dancer experience here...yet :yowsa:
You and I are waiting until AFTER our internet careers to start dancing :)

Bishop 03-06-2005 10:50 PM

Real jobs..
Tape Librarian
Computer Operator - IBM & Unisys
LAN Tech
Computer Operator - Tandem
ATM Project Manager
ATM Network Admin

ATM is refering to Automatic Teller Machines and not Asynchronous Transfer
Mode.

Worst bullshit job was in high school.. worked at a toy store in the mall at Christmas. On my first day everyone took a break, went to lunch.. whatever. I found I was the only person working in the store. I didn't know how to work the register.. so I kept telling people Merry Christmas and it was free. I gave away a bunch of stuff..

Best bullshit job was in college.. I got a part time job at a movie theater.. I ate lots of popcorn, never figured out how to work the register, and got fired because I sat in the theater watching movies all day long.

Peaches 03-06-2005 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bishop@Mar 6 2005, 11:51 PM
ATM Project Manager
ATM Network Admin

ATM is refering to Automatic Teller Machines and not Asynchronous Transfer

I was thinking Ass To Mouth B)

Kevin 03-07-2005 12:49 AM

Started as a programmer back in 1978 then eventually ended up as IT manager for BMW in South Africa. From there I went into software sales and eventually helped setup the Informix Distributor in. Left there and started Unify Corp. in SA before leaving to move to Australia. Was the IT manager for BMW here and then left after my adult sites could support me.

Yug 03-07-2005 12:53 AM

High School :P

Well, not totally true ... did a few other crappy jobs here and there, brickie, paper delivery, managing director of a company in sydney that was insolvent while trading ... but started in 'the industry' on my 19th bday when i started working at insane media. Prior to that id done a few websites for other people, non adult though.

PornoDoggy 03-07-2005 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bishop@Mar 6 2005, 10:51 PM
Worst bullshit job was in high school.. worked at a toy store in the mall at Christmas. On my first day everyone took a break, went to lunch.. whatever. I found I was the only person working in the store. I didn't know how to work the register.. so I kept telling people Merry Christmas and it was free. I gave away a bunch of stuff..

Best bullshit job was in college.. I got a part time job at a movie theater.. I ate lots of popcorn, never figured out how to work the register, and got fired because I sat in the theater watching movies all day long.

I got fired from my only foray into retail ... I worked in the display department for a department store for about three months during the Christmas season right after high school. I was already a tad agrivated by being smacked across the back by an umbrella-weilding old lady who was concerned that the sight of naked manequins on a cart was unsuitable for children who might see them when a lady asked to try on a dress. The difference between the size of the dress and the size required by the woman probably exceeded Grogan's current age, and I apparenly was less than kind in telling her so.

HoneyBlond 03-07-2005 06:36 AM

Gee my First Job was a paper boy when I was 10 ( There was no equal opportunity back then I had to be a paper boy ) :yowsa:

After 15 years of Sports Management
I discovered computers and decided to get an IT degree
sold the Indoor Cricket Centre and started a Web Development Co
in 1995.

And here I am...

Trev 03-07-2005 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx+Mar 7 2005, 12:17 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Nickatilynx @ Mar 7 2005, 12:17 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Trev@Mar 6 2005, 02:33 PM
Mechanical Engineer was my trade of choice before getting online.

Oh and hello Oprano :)

Welcome back , Trev :) [/b][/quote]
It's good to be back... Even though I'm on a dial-up till I get my cable next Monday :cryin:

Nickatilynx 03-07-2005 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trev+Mar 7 2005, 10:31 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Mar 7 2005, 10:31 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Mar 7 2005, 12:17 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Trev
Quote:

@Mar 6 2005, 02:33 PM
Mechanical Engineer was my trade of choice before getting online.

Oh and hello Oprano :)


Welcome back , Trev :)

It's good to be back... Even though I'm on a dial-up till I get my cable next Monday :cryin: [/b][/quote]
What have you been up to?

How's the wife and baby?

Its been months.....

Newton 03-07-2005 01:35 PM

bookie, bouncer, retail, Freelance corporate bastard, management, project manager, manual labourer

DrGuile 03-07-2005 01:39 PM

Computer Technician/ass. network admin
Production Manager/Radio host in a smallish FM station...

Trev 03-07-2005 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Mar 7 2005, 07:35 PM
What have you been up to?

How's the wife and baby?

Its been months.....

Dropped offline for a while to concentrate on TJEM my real world company and what a pain in the arse thats been :huh:

Toni and Dan are great, Dan just turned 1 on Saturday... it's just flying by... He'll be 16 and telling me to f off next :D

Hows you and yours?

TheEnforcer 03-07-2005 01:57 PM

tribal casino work as everything from dealer to pit boss
DirecTV sales
lifeguard
salesman in book store

are a few jobs i have had

kath 03-07-2005 03:32 PM

Property management... I've managed hotels, done accounting work, leasing, was assistant manager of 892 condo units in the Bay Area, office management, etc.

Paralegal... again, property management related, our attorney hired me away from the real estate office when I expressed an interest in switching careers... Did computer processing, served a few notices and did some collections... soon I realized that lawyers & I don't "jive" so that lasted about 9 months....

Quit work totally, came home to be mom to the kids after shipping them off to private schools/daycare since birth and have been home ever since.

:yowsa:

Hell Puppy 03-07-2005 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Mar 7 2005, 01:58 PM

lifeguard


Not in the ocean i'd bet... :biglaugh:

nlphoto 03-07-2005 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trev+Mar 7 2005, 11:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Mar 7 2005, 11:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Mar 7 2005, 07:35 PM
What have you been up to?

How's the wife and baby?

Its been months.....

He'll be 16 and telling me to f off next :D

Hows you and yours? [/b][/quote]
What makes you think he'll wait till 16 to do that ?? :awinky:

Nickatilynx 03-07-2005 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trev+Mar 7 2005, 10:43 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Mar 7 2005, 10:43 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Mar 7 2005, 07:35 PM
What have you been up to?

How's the wife and baby?

Its been months.....

Dropped offline for a while to concentrate on TJEM my real world company and what a pain in the arse thats been :huh:

Toni and Dan are great, Dan just turned 1 on Saturday... it's just flying by... He'll be 16 and telling me to f off next :D

Hows you and yours? [/b][/quote]
All are very very well

J is 12
J is 10
R/P is 6
James is 8mths and has become a smartass.

I must get the pic of all four of them gathered round my laptop and post it.

They are so intent ,it looks like they are spamming LOL

Glad to hear all is well with you.

Real World??? You mean there is one?...feck!

;-))

And today , for me , it is exactly 200 days since I had any form of alcohol. And what a miserable , dull , and unexciting world it is ;-)

DrGuile 03-07-2005 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Mar 7 2005, 04:29 PM
And today , for me , it is exactly 200 days since I had any form of alcohol. And what a miserable , dull , and unexciting world it is ;-)
Not only that, but you are forced to remember it!

Still, :okthumb: :okthumb: on not being a sponge anymore!

Peaches 03-07-2005 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Mar 7 2005, 05:29 PM
And today , for me , it is exactly 200 days since I had any form of alcohol.
WOW! Nick that is just awesome!! :) Many, many congratulations!!! :bdance:


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