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I was a general entrepreneur. Bit of this , bit of that. ...
Property developing Classic Cars Broking Offshore Consultancy Merchant Banking Jack of all trades , master of none :) What about you? And before you say anything grogan , we know ..."High School" ;-) |
Therapist to the neurotic.
Now I market to them. |
nothing before the internet, career wise. started on the internet and still here.
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High school teacher.
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Ophthalmic photographer...
I may not be the best photographer out there, but I likely have the widest range in the spectrum of photographic niches... :) |
I worked in the club scene for yrs, got out in 95 started a demolition company
finally bought a computer in 2001, finally turned it on in 2002. |
Hmmm... I have a rather "diverse" resume. B)
Accountant for a "big 8" firm. odd jobs... bad time in my life. Cabinet Maker (insert Tim Allen grunt) my passion in life... Free site webmaster. NatNet - Project Manager and all around get the job done guy. |
actress
exotic dancer corporate sales of audio-visual equipment writer for men's mags erotic writer for the net pharmacy technologist pharmacy technology instructor back to the net. |
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Let''s see ... ten years in the Navy, five years at Anheuser Busch, a year in medical supply sales, three years managing my own cleaning/disaster restoration/janitorial franchises (ServiceMaster); back to A-B for a progject, two years in banking, back to A-B for a project, five years in litigation support for a law firm, back to A-B for a project ... been on the 'net since 2001.
Not sure what I'm going to do, however. I'm getting restless again. Might move to Montana to raise dental floss, might go to school to be a rocket scientist or a soda-jerk. |
Law School....
I have been thinking of taking the bar in Fl. I am trying to work some free time.... Imagine the scourge set upon the world if I become a member of the bar. It could be one of the signs of the Apocalypse. I think it's more of a fantasy. I have never sued anyone.... but I fantasize about it. So many causes of action... such little time. B) |
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Every "real" job I had before the net was in telecommuncations - LD companies, 0+, payphones, LD resellers, 900, etc.
Several HS/college/early 20's jobs too, but nothing exciting - no exotic dancer jobs :( |
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Marketing Director
Sales Manager Sales Trainer |
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Frankly, yes ..... |
Drunk/stoned college student...working part time at DHL lumping boxes or any other shit job I could find to pay the rent. A stipend just doesn’t cut it if you wanna eat anything other than mac and cheese.
My best job was working for Half Priced Books. Run by a bunch of hippies but being paid to be around books was like a wet dream come to reality. I’m a degenerate bibliophile so I was in nirvana. |
first job I ever had was working shelving books at the local public library for a whopping $0.60 per hour.
Got fired for reading on the job. |
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Orlando. Teaching is my first love. I plan to return to it after I retire. |
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Selling weed, Making burgers and steaks and mopping floors, then got a job at a mortgage company, started making some part time money on the net while at the burger job that I was at for a year.
Selling pot was a nice teenage gig, always pleanty of girls wanting to get high, made good money, didnt have to do much work for it, always at a party and got paid while getting high and flirting with girls. Inbetween the burger place and the mortgage company, I got a job at a foodstore bagging groceries, it was so boring i downed most of a bottle of vodka on an empty stomach before comming in, started acting all nutso and threw up all over the place. I figured out fast that bagging groceries wasn't my true calling. |
Owned a retail sporting good store for 12 years..... prior to that, I worked as a project manager for the local Phone company for 23 years....
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I was an executive chef for 12 years, ran a comedy club for 5 years...
also, no exotic dancer experience here...yet :yowsa: |
So many occupations…
Here are my major ones in the order that I had them. Family A/C contracting business growing up, it was hell, still have my contractors license. Photographer Madam Graphic designer Publisher of swinger magazines Mac computer consultant Pornographer Some of them overlapped others. Still have a few computer clients that I maintain but probably not for much longer. Out of all the things that I've done I like my current occupation the most since my biggest decision of the day is do I get dressed before or after work. I do miss doing photography but the money was shit so I don't miss it that much. Damn I feel old… |
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I was a Director of a company that specialised in Confidential Asset ownership and management , and the creation of tax efficent structures. (ironically LOL) A high percentage was arranging offshore corps to own Yachts and having them then British Registered. |
Mechanical Engineer was my trade of choice before getting online.
Oh and hello Oprano :) |
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MIS Manager, Support, Sales, alot of sales.
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kitchenhand
waitress bartender graphic designer :) |
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Real jobs..
Tape Librarian Computer Operator - IBM & Unisys LAN Tech Computer Operator - Tandem ATM Project Manager ATM Network Admin ATM is refering to Automatic Teller Machines and not Asynchronous Transfer Mode. Worst bullshit job was in high school.. worked at a toy store in the mall at Christmas. On my first day everyone took a break, went to lunch.. whatever. I found I was the only person working in the store. I didn't know how to work the register.. so I kept telling people Merry Christmas and it was free. I gave away a bunch of stuff.. Best bullshit job was in college.. I got a part time job at a movie theater.. I ate lots of popcorn, never figured out how to work the register, and got fired because I sat in the theater watching movies all day long. |
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Started as a programmer back in 1978 then eventually ended up as IT manager for BMW in South Africa. From there I went into software sales and eventually helped setup the Informix Distributor in. Left there and started Unify Corp. in SA before leaving to move to Australia. Was the IT manager for BMW here and then left after my adult sites could support me.
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High School :P
Well, not totally true ... did a few other crappy jobs here and there, brickie, paper delivery, managing director of a company in sydney that was insolvent while trading ... but started in 'the industry' on my 19th bday when i started working at insane media. Prior to that id done a few websites for other people, non adult though. |
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Gee my First Job was a paper boy when I was 10 ( There was no equal opportunity back then I had to be a paper boy ) :yowsa:
After 15 years of Sports Management I discovered computers and decided to get an IT degree sold the Indoor Cricket Centre and started a Web Development Co in 1995. And here I am... |
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It's good to be back... Even though I'm on a dial-up till I get my cable next Monday :cryin: |
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What have you been up to? How's the wife and baby? Its been months..... |
bookie, bouncer, retail, Freelance corporate bastard, management, project manager, manual labourer
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Computer Technician/ass. network admin
Production Manager/Radio host in a smallish FM station... |
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Toni and Dan are great, Dan just turned 1 on Saturday... it's just flying by... He'll be 16 and telling me to f off next :D Hows you and yours? |
tribal casino work as everything from dealer to pit boss
DirecTV sales lifeguard salesman in book store are a few jobs i have had |
Property management... I've managed hotels, done accounting work, leasing, was assistant manager of 892 condo units in the Bay Area, office management, etc.
Paralegal... again, property management related, our attorney hired me away from the real estate office when I expressed an interest in switching careers... Did computer processing, served a few notices and did some collections... soon I realized that lawyers & I don't "jive" so that lasted about 9 months.... Quit work totally, came home to be mom to the kids after shipping them off to private schools/daycare since birth and have been home ever since. :yowsa: |
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Hows you and yours? [/b][/quote] What makes you think he'll wait till 16 to do that ?? :awinky: |
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Toni and Dan are great, Dan just turned 1 on Saturday... it's just flying by... He'll be 16 and telling me to f off next :D Hows you and yours? [/b][/quote] All are very very well J is 12 J is 10 R/P is 6 James is 8mths and has become a smartass. I must get the pic of all four of them gathered round my laptop and post it. They are so intent ,it looks like they are spamming LOL Glad to hear all is well with you. Real World??? You mean there is one?...feck! ;-)) And today , for me , it is exactly 200 days since I had any form of alcohol. And what a miserable , dull , and unexciting world it is ;-) |
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Still, :okthumb: :okthumb: on not being a sponge anymore! |
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