Tonight at midnight we recieved a warning from our old skool infestation scanner.

******ByteBrothers ParaScan 2000********
Warning!!! Warning!!!
Your resource is infested with dickheads. Failure to remedy this situation will result in Oprano becoming overran with press releases and so called OTA's.

Parascan recommends a quarrantined zone creating a virtual petting Zoo.

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So in the best interest of Oprano the Bullshit area is now quarantined and will be knowns as the Dickhead Corner.

As Parascan detects the infestation they will be reclassified from user to dickhead and be granted special rights.

Dickheads can be identified by their unique Dickhead Avatar. [cant be changed]
Dickheads will only be able to read and post in the Dickhead Corner.
Members are allowed conjugal visits or can just come and observe.

Are you a dickhead?
Heed the warning signs.
1. 1st time posts are usually "press releases" or to advertise your latest "special".
2. All posts consist solely for shameless self promotion.
3. Your best post consists of a dancing 'nanner, hi or some other inane oneliner intended to bump your "press release" or "special".

How can you "avoid" being reclassified?
1. Participate in threads... especially those that arent for shameless self promotion.
2. Send all press releases to sexines@oprano.com.
3. Become part of the community.


Don't be a dickhead!!!

LMAO

so now oprano is an offician 'no bannings' board?! this should be hilarious :biglaugh:

I must be a dickhead.

You one of Da' Godfathers not a dickhead!
Actually this was mostly your idea.... NO BANS!

I am dickhead for now. Time to start posting here again!

:ph34r:

I'm the newest DICKHEAD!!!

I prefer to be called Mr. Dickhead...

Steady

Dickhead corner has ceased to exist...why even let them become spider fodder :)

I prefer cannon fodder :redance:

I prefer cannon fodder :redance: [/b][/quote]
:yowsa:

:yowsa: [/b][/quote]
I just hope they know, if they're going to spam Oprano it better be damn good!

:)

[sarcasm] It is so nice to see so many people spamming their products, saying they are behind it 100%, and being the voice for that particular company. They don't even bother, to come back and follow up, on their oh so worthy product .. You have to love professionalism and world class customer service levels. [/sarcasm]

Absolutely...

Anyone that stayed around argued his case might actually GET some business.

I mean many Opranauts started off as dickheads...

pushpills,
Joe...

to name two ;-))))

This is it, if elected the voice of a company you should be behind that product 100% and argue for its merits, or forever been known as a driveby poster for that particular company.

I'm writing all of this down. There are enough people who think I'm a dickhead.

[Deleting text file that wasn't participatory].