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pushpills 01-15-2005 06:05 AM

Do tell.

Cleo 01-15-2005 08:56 AM

I would probably let you clean my house.

sarettah 01-15-2005 09:48 AM

There wasn't a slot for my vote which would be that this thread makes you look like an oogly dude that used to hang around here. Some guy by the name of Grogan or somesuch.. :headwall:

pushpills 01-15-2005 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarettah@Jan 15 2005, 08:49 AM
There wasn't a slot for my vote which would be that this thread makes you look like an oogly dude that used to hang around here. Some guy by the name of Grogan or somesuch.. :headwall:
homo.... yea I had a few cocktails with the boys tonight.

sarettah 01-15-2005 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills+Jan 15 2005, 09:51 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (pushpills @ Jan 15 2005, 09:51 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-sarettah@Jan 15 2005, 08:49 AM
There wasn't a slot for my vote which would be that this thread makes you look like an oogly dude that used to hang around here. Some guy by the name of Grogan or somesuch.. :headwall:
homo.... yea I had a few cocktails with the boys tonight. [/b][/quote]
Fag........

pushpills 01-15-2005 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarettah+Jan 15 2005, 08:57 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sarettah @ Jan 15 2005, 08:57 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@Jan 15 2005, 09:51 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-sarettah
Quote:

@Jan 15 2005, 08:49 AM
There wasn't a slot for my vote which would be that this thread makes you look like an oogly dude that used to hang around here. Some guy by the name of Grogan or somesuch.. :headwall:


homo.... yea I had a few cocktails with the boys tonight.

Fag........ [/b][/quote]
I'm very sure you'd like that.....

cj 01-15-2005 10:10 AM

LMAO

dumbass

Nickatilynx 01-15-2005 12:02 PM

OK , we have one kind person on this site. (get off) ;-)))
And 4 women who are honest.


;-))

TheEnforcer 01-15-2005 12:05 PM

Why ask for the validation of others? I know I'm one handsome SOB!! :P

JoesHO 01-15-2005 12:07 PM

ah shit, GFY has corrupted him again....
spend more time here grogan, you will heal your mental issues... sopmetimes you just gotta say no if you know what I mean !!!!

Mike AI 01-15-2005 12:20 PM

This proves the Pearl, one should not post drunk!

Sabby 01-15-2005 12:24 PM

I think you are a dork. I would fuck you in the ass with a strapon though ;)


Sabby:)

Nickatilynx 01-15-2005 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sabby@Jan 15 2005, 09:25 AM
I think you are a dork. I would fuck you in the ass with a strapon though ;)


Sabby:)

Ah the Old "Lawrence Connor"

;-)))

Mike AI 01-15-2005 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sabby@Jan 15 2005, 12:25 PM
I think you are a dork. I would fuck you in the ass with a strapon though ;)


Sabby:)


You give reach arounds at same time?

PornoDoggy 01-15-2005 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Jan 15 2005, 12:21 PM
This proves the Pearl, one should not post drunk!
Just goes to show you that wishful thinking isn't limited to liberals.

Really don't think drunk has anything to do with it. Something I heard at a meeting one - if you sober up a drunken fool, you will still have a fool on your hands.

pa·thet·ic

* Arousing or capable of arousing sympathetic sadness and compassion: “The old, rather shabby room struck her as extraordinarily pathetic” (John Galsworthy).

*Arousing or capable of arousing scornful pity.

PrivateIvy 01-15-2005 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sabby@Jan 15 2005, 09:25 AM
I think you are a dork. I would fuck you in the ass with a strapon though ;)


Sabby:)

Honestly, I was thinking the same thing :P

Ivy

TheEnforcer 01-15-2005 01:18 PM

You know.. I bet he would even let you guys film it if the two of you did it to him together!! :P

*KK* 01-15-2005 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PrivateIvy+Jan 15 2005, 10:11 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PrivateIvy @ Jan 15 2005, 10:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sabby@Jan 15 2005, 09:25 AM
I think you are a dork. I would fuck you in the ass with a strapon though ;)


Sabby:)

Honestly, I was thinking the same thing :P

Ivy [/b][/quote]
I'd say we've reached a consensus, girls.

Grogran, bend over.

Nickatilynx 01-15-2005 02:33 PM

dude,


Get real.

There are orangutangs in the jungle of Sumatra , that , with a little strategic shaving , would be more attractive to women than you are.

;-)))

Red 01-15-2005 02:41 PM

I'd have to see your eyes before I could answer. Sexy eyes just make me get all stickywet.

Vick 01-15-2005 02:41 PM

Hmmm

Have to admit it is tempting to start a new poll featuring a pic of Steve and a pic of a orangutan's ass and ask which is more appealing

and let the record show that no matter what I do with my penis including drawing a happy face on it and putting on a bowtie it's still not pretty-
Funny maybe, pretty .... not

Nickatilynx 01-15-2005 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Red@Jan 15 2005, 11:42 AM
I'd have to see your eyes before I could answer. Sexy eyes just make me get all stickywet.
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah..oh that was HARSH!!!!

ahahahahaha

gonzo 01-15-2005 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Red@Jan 15 2005, 02:42 PM
I'd have to see your eyes before I could answer. Sexy eyes just make me get all stickywet.
Help I cant breathe....!!!! hahahahaha

Nickatilynx 01-15-2005 03:12 PM

his hair is mousy brown gold
his lips a thin and narrow
his hands are mutated and old
he's got Marty Feldman eyes

he'll turn his camero on you
You won't have to think twice
he's dumb as gator shite
he's got Marty Feldman eyes

And he'll annoy you
he'll unease you
He will even try to desease you
he's precocious
and he knows just
what it takes to make a pro whince
he's got Marlon Brandos's fuck-off thighs
but he's got Marty Feldman eyes


;-)))))

Newton 01-15-2005 03:18 PM

LOL too harsh ...

grimm 01-15-2005 03:23 PM

this looks, smells and feels like overcompensation:)

Nickatilynx 01-15-2005 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by grimm@Jan 15 2005, 12:24 PM
this looks, smells and feels like overcompensation:)
Oh , jesus christ!

grimm 01-15-2005 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PrivateIvy+Jan 15 2005, 10:11 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PrivateIvy @ Jan 15 2005, 10:11 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sabby@Jan 15 2005, 09:25 AM
I think you are a dork. I would fuck you in the ass with a strapon though ;)


Sabby:)

Honestly, I was thinking the same thing :P

Ivy [/b][/quote]
I think pushpills was too:)

JoesHO 01-15-2005 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Red@Jan 15 2005, 11:42 AM
I'd have to see your eyes before I could answer. Sexy eyes just make me get all stickywet.
I have great eyes!!!

wanna see huh do ya ,do ya....* me panting like a dog* come on you know you wanna see right !!!!!

Look into my eyues you sexy vixen LOL LOL

J/K B)

Mike AI 01-15-2005 03:43 PM

B)

What exactly is strategic shaving?

Is it like strategic bombing?

JoesHO 01-15-2005 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Jan 15 2005, 12:44 PM
B)

What exactly is strategic shaving?

Is it like strategic bombing?

Shock and awe baby it is all the new rage these days !!!!

Newton 01-15-2005 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Jan 15 2005, 12:44 PM
B)

What exactly is strategic shaving?

Is it like strategic bombing?

This would qualify as strategic shaving ..

http://www.xxxamigoz.com/ladies/ladies.jpg

Hell Puppy 01-15-2005 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PrivateIvy+Jan 15 2005, 01:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (PrivateIvy @ Jan 15 2005, 01:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sabby@Jan 15 2005, 09:25 AM
I think you are a dork. I would fuck you in the ass with a strapon though ;)


Sabby:)

Honestly, I was thinking the same thing :P

Ivy [/b][/quote]
RUINATE HIM!

Hell Puppy 01-15-2005 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 15 2005, 12:03 PM
OK , we have one kind person on this site. (get off) ;-)))
And 4 women who are honest.


;-))

We're talking about Grogan here....you know the bitch voted for himself.

So there's your "one".

Peaches 01-15-2005 04:19 PM

I'm a little concerned by how many MALES have responded here. :P

Lee 01-15-2005 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches@Jan 15 2005, 01:20 PM
I'm a little concerned by how many MALES have responded here. :P
Of which non were i until now ;)

JoesHO 01-15-2005 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lee+Jan 15 2005, 01:24 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lee @ Jan 15 2005, 01:24 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Peaches@Jan 15 2005, 01:20 PM
I'm a little concerned by how many MALES have responded here. :P
Of which non were i until now ;) [/b][/quote]
whatta you think Lee is Grogan doable?

Lee 01-15-2005 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JoesHO1+Jan 15 2005, 01:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JoesHO1 @ Jan 15 2005, 01:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by Lee@Jan 15 2005, 01:24 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Peaches
Quote:

@Jan 15 2005, 01:20 PM
I'm a little concerned by how many MALES have responded here. :P


Of which non were i until now ;)

whatta you think Lee is Grogan doable? [/b][/quote]
Doable by what?

pushpills 01-15-2005 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Jan 15 2005, 11:21 AM
This proves the Pearl, one should not post drunk!
I don't think it affects what I say, just that I say more of it.

pushpills 01-15-2005 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hell Puppy+Jan 15 2005, 03:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hell Puppy @ Jan 15 2005, 03:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Jan 15 2005, 12:03 PM
OK , we have one kind person on this site. (get off) ;-)))
And 4 women who are honest.


;-))

We're talking about Grogan here....you know the bitch voted for himself.

So there's your "one". [/b][/quote]
Wasn't me.

If I want some sweet strapon action, now I know who to ask.

Nickatilynx 01-15-2005 07:16 PM

Gotta give it to the kid...

He gets burned..nay , incinerated , and he has some comebacks , and is in in good spirits.

:okthumb:

SykkBoy 01-15-2005 07:51 PM

I'm not really into having my pooper plundered, but if it were Sabby and Private Ivy together, I'd have to at least consider it.....after much drinking and a good shot of heroin into my eyelids.......

HoneyBlond 01-15-2005 09:10 PM

in a word NO

:)

Dravyk 01-15-2005 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sabby@Jan 15 2005, 12:25 PM
I think you are a dork. I would fuck you in the ass with a strapon though ;)

Sabby:)

Ah, shit! Finally some porn I'd pay to see!

Btw, can we now name this icon B) "The Grogan"?

If not, maybe Mark can make a big-boobie icon straping one wearing sunglasses. :biglaugh:

SykkBoy 01-16-2005 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dravyk@Jan 15 2005, 11:43 PM
Ah, shit! Finally some porn I'd pay to see!

Dravyk, that's very disturbing....

nlphoto 01-16-2005 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vick@Jan 15 2005, 12:42 PM
Hmmm

Have to admit it is tempting to start a new poll featuring a pic of Steve and a pic of a orangutan's ass and ask which is more appealing

and let the record show that no matter what I do with my penis including drawing a happy face on it and putting on a bowtie it's still not pretty-
Funny maybe, pretty .... not

Hmmm... thought we decided Grogan was the illegitimate lovechild of
Confucy and "Clyde" from "Every Which Way But Loose"


With my apologies to Clyde for insulting him so... :P

Vick 01-16-2005 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Jan 15 2005, 03:13 PM
his hair is mousy brown gold
his lips a thin and narrow
his hands are mutated and old
he's got Marty Feldman eyes

he'll turn his camero on you
You won't have to think twice
he's dumb as gator shite
he's got Marty Feldman eyes

And he'll annoy you
he'll unease you
He will even try to desease you
he's precocious
and he knows just
what it takes to make a pro whince
he's got Marlon Brandos's fuck-off thighs
but he's got Marty Feldman eyes


;-)))))

:wnw:

Dravyk 01-16-2005 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy+Jan 16 2005, 12:07 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SykkBoy @ Jan 16 2005, 12:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Dravyk@Jan 15 2005, 11:43 PM
Ah, shit! Finally some porn I'd pay to see!

Dravyk, that's very disturbing.... [/b][/quote]
If I've managed to disturb you of all people, Sykk, then I've more than done my job. :rolleyes:

Almighty Colin 01-16-2005 08:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@Jan 15 2005, 06:06 AM
Do tell.
Dude, *laughing*. Is your signature for sale?

Sabby 01-16-2005 01:48 PM

Me and Grogan could make a FORTUNE together!!


Sabby:)


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