I need to hear some...

I need details!!!!

Not just:
"No Ibill"
"Leenoga's crew are spending money"
"smaller than usual"

I need to know who did what to whom , I need names , dates , times , and places!

It would be helpful , though not essential , if the gossip had some foundation in fact.

:)

I heard gonzo got laid...
;)

dont worry nick, any moment now we'll start hearing of the peeing, throwing, punching, and falling.





oh wait, that was my New years party B)

I thought Joe was happy :)

yeah.. it certainly seems awfully quiet compared to previous shows as far as getting news, pics, and stuff.

I have had sex with everyone, but that's not really gossip - just SOP for me at shows. B)

Hi,

As far as business goes, it is absolutely the best show ever so far. Attendance is way up, the seminars we are speaking at are well attended and reformatted. Our booth has been non-stop busy all day.

Mitch

My business associate is supposed to be talking with you. I hope he's done that already!!

hmmm could it be the ole adage "What happens in Vegas Stays In Vegas" is playing out?

And wha wha what???? Gonzo got laid??

details details!

-Loki-

We should have sent Colin on one of those - bankrupty causing (j/k) - trips he went on just before Insite went chapter 11 (or 7, or whatever number they're now, I cannot keep track of all their lawyer's letters).

At least we got a day to day summary then.

yeah while i was walking up and down the aisles I noticed tea cups and teddy bears floating past on flying carpets

AND THEN I WOKE UP!!!

it will take more than that to convince me that the shows these days are more profitable than they were in 1999 - 2001

Actually the one show I went to , that was EXACTLY what it was like!!!

But that was during my "pharmaceutical period"

;-)))

thw weasle is here acting like the pompus ass he is

chipmunk got laid

and i hear r-n is floating around somewhere

I'm enjoying this show more then any that I can remember.

Zero cigarette smoke.

No lost luggage or needing something that I've forgotten.

My bed is just the way I like it.

No one drunk trying to trade links with me.

The weather is great and I have all my windows open.

Fuck I've gotten old, sober, and boring…

HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

cleo, you are scaring me
you're one of the last of the wild gurls ... have we all seriously got this boring?! :unsure:

I think we MIGHT have! :o

I think we MIGHT have! :o [/b][/quote]
Aly,

I heard someone lit the fshow floor on fire LOL

I think we MIGHT have! :o [/b][/quote]
ALY!!!!!!!!

*giggling hugging gurly reunion*

how are you?! great to see you over here!!!!

I can't imagine you've gotten boring, but we all are getting old i guess :rolleyes:

Aly,

I heard someone lit the fshow floor on fire LOL [/b][/quote]
Sorry about that. I was trying to be careful after lighting my cigarette :( Nasty habit..... :ph34r:

Peaches gave me a big hug.
That alone was worth the trip. B)

Glad to be back home.... :rolleyes:

Sometimes I'm glad it's just a couple hours' drive to put Vegas behind us.

However... saw a LOT of people I hadn't seen in years. Got to chat with old biz friends that I hadn't been able to chat with in years. Got caught up on a LOT of gossip that nobody shared with ME in years. So really, I think my Show Gossip would be a lot less interesting for those who'd already heard it before me. lol

Yes R-n was there on the floor.... incognito - many didn't even realize it was him. A lot of other MIAs returned to the Expo - and it's encouraging that most were saying "See you in Phoenix!" or "See you in San Diego!" so I think this old home week we've been experiencing here courtesy of Oprano is being extended into real life. I'm also hearing rumors of a special attendee for San Diego - I hope Gonzo isn't wrong!

Not much for me on the show floor - but had some fantastic personal meetings, lunches, dinners, drinks, casino-hopping chats and other REAL opportunities. As always - between the scheduled events, on the way to here and there - basically everything "uncharted" led to the real business to be done.

Missed lots of you (attendance seemed DOWN to me, not UP) - but am hoping to see lots more folks this spring! :okthumb:

I grabbed more man ass then I normally do.

Oh that's right - I can vouch for him. I saw you briefly Ron but you had your hands full!

:awinky:

Everybody else got sex! You were shortchanged!! :P

Everybody else got sex! You were shortchanged!! :P [/b][/quote]
depends on perspective...

Maybe he didn't want sloppy 382nds !!!


;-))))))

LOL

ooh gossip

I heard a certain webmaster with boyish goodlooks and a new haircut was rumored to have lost $50 over a game of "Guess Who's A Hooker/Guess Who's A Porn Star" at the Island Bar...the only gambling this amazingly goodlooking webmaster did the whole time...

I heard a certain webmaster also was threatened due to a conversation that went:
Girl With Big Tits: Hey baby, how's it going?
Webmaster: Good. So, you here for the show?
Girl With Big Tits: No, I'm a working girl
Webmaster: Well, how about working on getting me a beer from the bar?
Girl With Big Tits: If I had mace, you'd be on the floor crying like a bitch

LOL

Ah yes Sykk, I lost a game of spot the hooker myself... At the Venetian I can pick them out without error, but it seems that I wasn't as accurate at the Mandalay Bay. :-(

It was funny, on Wednesday night I got in around 5am, and as I'm walking toward the elevator this girl says "hey, where you going?" I said "I'm going to bed... by myself." I think she was a little insulted. heh...

damnit, I didn't even see you at the show...
I missed the NatNet party at the MGM because a couple buddies wanted to see some naked people (other than Sweet T)

I think we may have encountered that same working girl who didn't seem to be working...

my response to her was "I'm going upstairs to fuck a midget with a broom, want to join me?" she didn't seem to think that such a good idea....

Sykk, I'm sorry I missed you as well. I heard about the clean cut look you are sporting, so who knows, I might have walked right past you. :awinky:

The party at MGM was a lot of fun. That was one of Tony's typical last minute ideas (I call them wild hairs) but we managed to pull it off. Teatro at the MGM is a really cool place. It's all done in Ferrari leather. Only in Vegas. LOL


I'll have to remember the midget line. That's a good one. hahaha

I know a lot of girls that would have said "Oh hell yeah! OK ,lets go!"


;-)))))

hahahaha.. Good stuff Sykk, Voo!! :okthumb:

Are they always girls ;)

The only thing I hate to have missed was Thursday night's after Players Ball trainwreck in the Island Lounge. You could almost smell a bloodbath coming early in the evening, with all the CES guys out for their first night of partying, the hookers and pimps en masse in the bar, all it was lacking when I went upstairs was the 4 or 5 am rolling through the hotel to the bar addition of a ton of exhausted, toasted webmasters finishing up their show.

hey, if she would have agreed to THAT, I would have hired her for the night....and searched like hell for a midget that was receptive to a little broomstick sodomy....

I wasn't necessarily turning her down, just giving her a head's up on what it would have taken to get my money....

yeah while i was walking up and down the aisles I noticed tea cups and teddy bears floating past on flying carpets

AND THEN I WOKE UP!!!

it will take more than that to convince me that the shows these days are more profitable than they were in 1999 - 2001 [/b][/quote]
Your on to something CJ...alot of vendors were pissed and did lousy...

But.

Some did well especially if they had something new and refreshing.

We did well because we were "new", and were quite visible and offered an open bar :-) The booth was 40x60 and flowed well.

I think your success at this show depends on several things, it is NOT all AVN's fault, trust me there :-))

New in the business?

Lee Noga is female.

:lol:

Well, he was under the covers with me, but we were just resting !!!!



:P


Ivy

Well, he was under the covers with me, but we were just resting !!!!



:P


Ivy [/b][/quote]
Lucky bastard!! :P

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

nice one Lee, you got another plug in ...........



and this one didn't cost $250k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Who are you trying to kid?!?!?
Having hundreds of freeloaders drinking your alcohol doesn't a successful show make!! :rolleyes: Talk to me in a month about how much of that 'success' has actually translated into business :rolleyes:

But at least you are milking the bragging rights of a booth that cost quarter of a million dollars for all its worth, even if the only thing anyone remembers is the cost :okthumb:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

nice one Lee, you got another plug in ...........



and this one didn't cost $250k!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Who are you trying to kid?!?!?
Having hundreds of freeloaders drinking your alcohol doesn't a successful show make!! :rolleyes: Talk to me in a month about how much of that 'success' has actually translated into business :rolleyes:

But at least you are milking the bragging rights of a booth that cost quarter of a million dollars for all its worth, even if the only thing anyone remembers is the cost :okthumb: [/b][/quote]
There is a certain branding value to a booth if you're a new program and want to make a splash. Having a booth presents the image of being for real and having money to pay webmasters.

Of course, it could also mean you're forced to shave your ass off for a couple of months to recover the bill for the show.... B)

Shows are a necassary evil, and can be quite fruitful if done correctly, I agree the gaudy excess of yesteryear is no longer needed but a precense will certainly open your eyes to something new, and or revive an old acquaintance...

I think you get more bang for your buck from buying an ad here however though.

and on that note thanks to all that have signed up from here since we have ran our ad. and thanks to nick and gonzo for giving me such a good deal on it.
inabon tells me we have gotten more biz off this ad in 10 days than we did the whole first month we ran on GFY...

I would tell you the price but nick swore he would ban me if I discussed how much we paid.

certainly there is a revival of sorts in the works, and if you intend to live on laurels alone you will surely parish.

Yeah, we gotta talk about that Ron. My butt cheeks are still swollen. Though I have to admit I enjoyed it a little. :D

Btw, I see JMM reading this thread. Didn't know you were still alive, Jeff. :P

A long time friend who's been wanting to see the show since forever finally came to Vegas and I got to show him around. Everyone told him the same thing, that he should have seen it about five or six years ago. Got me thinking.

No cars, trucks, hummers, vipers, Austin Martins anywhere on the floor. No music blasting anywhere. No laser lights. No blimps. No search light things beaming logos on the ceiling. No bikini-clad nor nekkid womens ... being oiled up, jumping on trampolines, inside moon walk tents, riding bronco machines, wrestling or boxing in rings. No money grabs (where one stands in a cylinder grabbing money as it floats around.)

In many ways, very business like without the old carnie atmosphere. But in some ways, even I have to admit, while refreshing overall, a tad dull. The old feeling of something electric happening wasn't there. Guess it's the good and bad side of maturation and thinned herds. If it wasn't for the traditional flying tits at the end of the show, I might have wondered if I'd inadvertantly went to a convention for librarians.

That said, I'll still take it over the boat-peeing, window-breaking, punches-in-the-lobby, furniture-flying Florida shows. Just wondering if there isn't some way to combine business and excitement of the old days again. Right now it seems conventions either resemble a museum tour or Animal House, and that that electric something-in-between has been lost.

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I heard that WRS had the hottest girls at their booth :awinky:

Yanno... I must say I agree... :inlove: :inlove:

I was on the show floor walking around with a friend of mine, and I saw the blue jumpsuits. I said "see, now that's a great outfit." Leaves something to the imagination... :okthumb:

I was with BT when he tried to pick one of em up, hahah ghe used this line " hey aren't you guys the miami dolphins cheeerleaders?" LOL LOL they laughed at us of course

Yanno... I must say I agree... :inlove: :inlove:

I was on the show floor walking around with a friend of mine, and I saw the blue jumpsuits. I said "see, now that's a great outfit." Leaves something to the imagination... :okthumb: [/b][/quote]
Thank you so much! We got rave reviews on the jumpers....we have to think of what we can do to top them for August...any ideas???

Thank you so much! We got rave reviews on the jumpers....we have to think of what we can do to top them for August...any ideas??? [/b][/quote]
Cannonball contest.... oops wait. Thats already been borrowed.