In these times , Gonzo and myself as webmasters ourselves , understand how vital it is to spend your advertising budget wisely.

Therefore we have reviewed and revised the current Advertising rates at Oprano.


Our new rates are:

$1500 for a banner
$1000 for the thumbnails
$500 permanent text links

Though traffic is rising and active readers increasing daily , we feel it is time to give Board sponsors more "Bang for their Buck" and additionally allow people who think it is outside their budget , to take advantage of great rates and advertise on the most influential Adult Webmaster Board on the Net.

Talk to us...

Have we got deals for you!!!!!

mail either myself (email: nickatilynx at hotmail.com or ICQ 8042030)

or Gonzo (email: evil.empire at comcast.net or ICQ 1308380000)

Thanking you in advance for you enquiries.

oh the delicious irony

;-)))

These are very good deals. Some people may get upset about undercutting prices. :lol: [/b][/quote]
Is there some secret cartel like agreement on pricing I just broke?

These are very good deals. Some people may get upset about undercutting prices. :lol:

Nah, our prices were undercut a long time ago.

I'd undercut, but ours were so low we had to raise them.

hehe I love bucking industry trends. :)

Ill go one further. Call me Monty Hall.... Lets Make A Deal in Vegas!

I want to show Nick that he needs to get his ass off the couch and back in the shows. So I my deal is anyone can afford to advertise on Oprano!
Find me at the show and I will let you write your own invoice!

Let me see just how much I can piss off Nick by making you a sweet deal.

Hah! Gonzo wants to play it that way huh? Ok.

Walk up to me in Vegas and say "Oprano". And I'll double our ad price for ya! :awinky:

Damn...

What happens if I come up to you and say "Raw Alex" ?

Will you go tell the AVN show management that I was cussing on hte show floor?

Damn...

What happens if I come up to you and say "Raw Alex" ? [/b][/quote]
Then I charge you five times as much and you have to pay in Canadian dollars!

Damn...

What happens if I come up to you and say "Raw Alex" ?

Will you go tell the AVN show management that I was cussing on hte show floor? [/b][/quote]
You have to say "Raw Alex" and then run away. Reality Oprano.

You have to say "Raw Alex" and then run away. Reality Oprano. [/b][/quote]
Yeah I spoke to Rawalex on GG&J board.

You all upset him and he has run off...



BASTARD!!!!!

"Let me see just how much I can piss off Nick by making you a sweet deal."


I have been buying and selling cars for years. You guys are pathetic. Anyone who would believe this shit should be forced to drive a Hynundai. :rokk:

Ahhh. Used Car Salesman. Now I get it.

That says more about him than us. I think.

Rhymer , Graham..


lest we forget..


http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index...opic=15047&hl=

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index...opic=15026&hl=

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index...opic=15027&hl=

Sponsor the penquins!!! (or whatever graphic you would like)


will soon be only on..

http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php?showforum=1

(cause other wise they will drive me nuttier than I am)

And will be hot to YOUR program.

It would appear if you get gonzo lapdances at the show , discounts are available for long term commitments.

;-)))

...and if we're to GIVE Gonzo lapdances?
;-)

...and if we're to GIVE Gonzo lapdances?
;-) [/b][/quote]
I dontate all my male lp dances to CJ or Euro Lee.

Hey Lee whats this gay thing with an orange band on your right wrist?

Remember to put up the new banners tomorrow ,Nick? Gonzo?

I don't know how to do it. :(

;-))

Yeah I spoke to Rawalex on GG&J board.

You all upset him and he has run off...

[/b][/quote]
I just read that thread! And you were nice to him too!!

Alex reckons Oprano is a Retirement Home too!

YOU FAT OLD BASTARD RAWALEX... Don't start thinking you don't fit into a retirement home setting ;-)

NOW that is A plan!

Nick get off your ass and come to the show, you been owing me a kick in the ass for about 7 years and I ain't got it yet! ..LOL.

Rate undercuts? I wil make sure I pass this onto Q- since he is gonna handle the marketing/advertising decisions for XBangCash.

Anyhoo, I much rather you undercut prices than undercut Nicks ass, God knows what is lurking under all that :-))

Gay thing with an orange band? Hmmm...

Thats the international sign to let gay guys know you are straight and are willing to 'experiment' in the name of science ;)

Gay thing with an orange band? Hmmm...

Thats the international sign to let gay guys know you are straight and are willing to 'experiment' in the name of science ;) [/b][/quote]
or simply put " Gay bait" ;-))

Lee.

I'm looking forward to meeting you too.

Perhaps a show in Vancouver in the summer would be nice....

I'm pleased to announce the response has been incredible. :)

But there are still deals to be had.

Ill take the "over" on that...

:agrin:

Ha!


What if there was a Vancouver show , would your cynical ass come over?

:)


;-)))

I'm hoping pearl was able to get a hold of Gonzo during the show. I know it was on his "to do" list for the show!!

Mate , for you , we'll cut ya the deal from hell :)

Mate , for you , we'll cut ya the deal from hell :) [/b][/quote]
I should hear from pearl sometime in the next day or so. I imagine he'll be pretty tired having to travel back across the big pond.

Flying to vancouver is surprisingly expensive... worse than flying to Vegas...

but eh, I might do it anyway, just to hear you insult me in french...

:agrin:

They are worth every penny we got a nice boost in RT signups right after getting ours online!!!

So What are you waiting for get yours people :rokk:

We are getting more and more satisfied customers....

its strange for...

;-)))

nurse.. push an amp of ativan, STAT