Just checkin, anybody here know me? Gonzo, you don't count....

:o

Hey Crawdad,

Nope , but if you are a friend of gonzo's , you are a friend of mine.

Tell us about yourself.

:)

















so we have some ammunition to burn you with ;)

newbies want to know you too.... :salute:

Most of us aren't as easy as Nick. Impress us.

Most of us aren't as easy as Nick. Impress us. [/b][/quote]
Hes an old TGPhead and has some serious Ebay marketing knowledge. BUt you know how that goes hes bored and had to come back to the game.

Most of us aren't as easy as Nick. Impress us. [/b][/quote]
Damn, colin it is hard to impress you, that is not playing fair... I dont think einstien can impress you ( I think you got him beat by a few iq points LOL)

I once heard you were the smartes guy currently posting in the adult world ...

I dont doubt that from some of the things I have seen you say in your posts :okthumb:

Damn, colin it is hard to impress you, that is not playing fair... I dont think einstien can impress you ( I think you got him beat by a few iq points LOL)

I once heard you were the smartes guy currently posting in the adult world ...

I dont doubt that from some of the things I have seen you say in your posts :okthumb: [/b][/quote]
We sooo need an asskissing smiley.


;-))))

The adult world is filled with liars. None of whom post at Oprano, of course. You've been two-timing us?

We sooo need an asskissing smiley.


;-)))) [/b][/quote]
Lol, great minds think alike....

Serge likes sucking crawdad heads....

Billy too!

yeah i think Colin said that;)


:bdance:

Aaaaright. This is where I blow my own horn right?

I used to play on some kind of scale. TGP was my game for six years, from 97-early 2003. At my peak I was running between a million and 2 million hits a day on several servers.

I've worked for several big sites as a reviewer, I won't name names here, it just doesn't seem to be a cool thing to do. If you really must know, ask gonzo, he knows where I've worked.

I know how to sell. I know how to build pages that do it.

I will blast your doors off. I did not come to make friends on the board, I came back to make some money. I will be somebody that you want as a friend.

I am not a pussy. I am not afraid. Come big or stay home.

You will see me, very soon. And you will know what I'm capable of.

TGPs werent around in 97
They came about around 99-2k after picpost era

wanna call me to the matt? u better check around small person. I'll eat your lunch. I was making sites when you were suckin your mama's tit.

Gonzo picked me up when i was a little man, and took me to school when it was cool.

I've thrown away more sites then you have.

U better see who your fuckin wid, before you bring out your sack.

I didn't title this old school for nothing.


Theres something you must know. I don't play, my friends are all old, i run in the old small circles, and I can still play.

You'll buy my traffic, i gaurantee it.

Wanna check my references? Pick up the phone to some of the old players and ask who da fuck I am.

I can play just from a few phone calls, can you?

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH you are an idiot

slav a small person?? I bet he makes more money sleeping one night than you will doing hard labor your entire live ;-(

WOW, those are some bold statements.....

let's roll.

I'll take the pepsi challenge.

I can back up my bank statements.

Once again, you might want to check around before you try to bag me.

I didn't come to this forum thinking that I'd get a warm welcome. I came for gonzo, cuz he was my teacher.

But I'll tell ya little man, I know how to make money on the web. Been doing it for a long time. And if you want to take me to task, you better come with numbers. Cuz I'll beat you to the ground.

I've been making money on the web for a long time. I can show you ways you can't even imagine.

Go ask him, he'll tell ya.

:wnw:

pop in for a visit and see a living legend that noone has heard off - i am so lucky LOL

congratulations crawdad on being so important

Nearly everyone in this thread was posting on Ynot in 96 and none of us ever heard of you.

Now I'd fax you my bank statement but it's so tiny it would get lost in the fax machine ;-(

Can we compare our penisses instead?

Nearly everyone in this thread was posting on Ynot in 96 and none of us ever heard of you.

Now I'd fax you my bank statement but it's so tiny it would get lost in the fax machine ;-(

Can we compare our penisses instead?

Nah brotha, I ain't all that.

It was a popin for my brotha, gonzo. I dig this board, but I will not bow down to people that weren't playin' when I started.

Money is not made here on the boards, contrary to popular belief.

There was a day when we used to make phone calls to each other and try to help a guy make money. Gonzo picked me up when that was the trend. So did Tommy and some others.

Don't kid yourself, I called in some markers for some traffic. But that's how it really works. I've met the guys that you all kill yourself for traffic. I have their phone numbers. I have them on ICQ. They are old friends. I'll get the kick that most newbies dream of. I'll ask friends.

Now, who am I?

Check around.

Can you back that up?

If you're gonna come in here and play that kinda music, you best be able to dance.

I gotta agree with Slav. Picposts started in early 1998, first one I remember is picpost.com in January of 1998. Some of the earliest ones run amongst the old school crowd with lineage here were ran by myself and DJ-JD.

My first one came online 3/15/1998. I just checked my data files to back that up. And that was an interesting trip down memory lane while I was in there. One of my first submitters was some goofball from ilynx.com spamming as many entries as I'd let him get away with. Also found some other blasts from the past, anyone remember who was featured on peekatalyssa.com? :groucho:

Thumbposts began to show up later that same spring.

so lets just say you are telling the truth, how and why should we care if you came to talk shit instead of do business, what is the point of listening to your story?

The General doesn't know you.

Do you know him?

Come on, if you've been around since 1997, you'll remember The General and can very quickly rattle off a couple of his sites from back in the day? I dont think there was anyone around in 1997-1998 who didn't send him traffic.

Hey GonZo -- you better get your ass out of bed and come save your boy, if he is indeed one of your boys. Also, I think this confirms I need to do the little project we discussed the other night.

So you're a former big website employee who has some people on his ICQ list who have a lot of traffic.....

Sorry I misjudged you, YOU DA MAN!!!!!!!!!!! ;-))

Aint no point really, just my word. And you all can ask gonzo when he comes here.

But you can ask him about the days, me and him on the phone, trying to make a buck in tgp when tgp wasn't cool.

I was runnin tgp when most of you weren't here. That's a given. You all don't know me. But I'll fight the good fight, and I'll stand by what I know.

I'm old school, I was runnin tgp when ya'll didn't even know what tgp is.

I don't even give a shit if ya'll are players now, cuz you can't beat he phone calls I can make.

The General doesn't know you.

Do you know him?

Come on, if you've been around since 1997, you'll remember The General and can very quickly rattle off a couple of his sites from back in the day? I dont think there was anyone around in 1997-1998 who didn't send him traffic. [/b][/quote]
Check around.

Ok who is this clown, this someone playing a joke right?

You're digging a hole.

I helped Gonzo set up his first picpost and his first TGP. I just checked the history of the software he was running, first version was released in spring of 1998. That authors domain wasn't even registered until 3/18/2004.

hehehe. clown. I'm going to stay up and wait.

You'll see who I am.

Check around. [/b][/quote]
So you dont even know who the hell the General is but you were a player in 1997-1998?

I call bullshit.

You're digging a hole.

I helped Gonzo set up his first picpost and his first TGP. I just checked the history of the software he was running, first version was released in spring of 1998. That authors domain wasn't even registered until 3/18/2004. [/b][/quote]
yes hellpuppy, I'm diggin a hole.

Keep talkin.

You ask gonzo where the fuck i come from.

he should be up in an hour or so.

I was invited on this board. By gonzo. I am old school tgp. I know how to make money.

Fuck you if you don't believe it.

hehehe. clown. I'm going to stay up and wait.

You'll see who I am. [/b][/quote]
Best case scenario for you is we hear from someone who knows you used to run a TGP a few years ago.

You'd still be a fucking idiot for being an insignificant TGP-er who called a domain mogul like Slavik a little man.

So you dont even know who the hell the General is but you were a player in 1997-1998?

I call bullshit. [/b][/quote]
um, general?

sorry, was he running a million hits a day in 98?

U act like he's god.

I know tommy and I know greenie. Want more references? I worked for babes4free for two years. we ran 4 million hits a day.

I personally have ran 2 million a day to my pages. Have you done that?

If you have, you may talk to me. Otherwise, stick it.

yes hellpuppy, I'm diggin a hole.

Keep talkin.

You ask gonzo where the fuck i come from.

he should be up in an hour or so.

I was invited on this board. By gonzo. I am old school tgp. I know how to make money.

Fuck you if you don't believe it. [/b][/quote]
He obviously didn't 'splain a few things to you about the board.

Money and traffic talks, bullshit walks. All you've shown us so far is bullshit and a whole lot of cocky ass attitude that you haven't been able to back up.

If you aren't full of shit, show us a site or two. Or tell us a little something about the old days? What script did you run your TGPs with "back in the day"?

I rest my case
:wnw: :wnw: :wnw:

Yeah to his paysites you fucking moron

I rest my case
:wnw: :wnw: :wnw: [/b][/quote]
umm, who hired you for a job?

umm, who hired you for a job? [/b][/quote]
nobody, I have been unemployed since '96 ;-(

but I do have a HUGE penis!!

brother, I make a living online. Always have. Always will.

This web is my home. I know how to make money here.

Did 25k this month. Did you?

Before you trash too hard, you might want to ask Gonzo. I'm here by his invite. I know where I speak of. I know how to make money. You might want to make me a friend.

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$25K?

Wow.

And it only took you a month to make that much?

Damn!

I bow down....

Have you considered doing like seminars and shit on how to make money on the web?

If so, The General, Timon, myself, we're all glad we stopped by today to find out about it!

so I'm guessing that you didn't. Or your acting like you did.

Let's post numbers, wanna be a man, let's see what you made this month.

Let me tell you something, some of the best still call me to see how to make money, so you better be able to back it up, I can. Can you?

I'm unemployed, I didn't make anything this month, honest to god.

hey can you teach me how to make a website?

:popcorn:

P.S I can't abide arrogance...why don't you just flop it out and get it over with?

:)