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imported_Technick

11-22-2004 01:57 AM

http://www.bluestater.net/db3/00282/.../jesusland.jpg

CuriousToyBoy

11-22-2004 03:16 AM

This thread title should have read "The United States of Canada, eh?"

:ph34r:

Opti	11-22-2004 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Technick@Nov 22 2004, 04:58 PM
http://www.bluestater.net/db3/00282/.../jesusland.jpg

What did Alaska do to deserve being tossed into the religous loony bin too?

gigi	11-22-2004 01:59 PM

:wnw:

PornoDoggy

11-22-2004 02:10 PM

Oh, fuck ... now I'm a Southerner ...

Mike AI

11-22-2004 02:17 PM

Alaska went for Bush, is a red state and hence part of "Jesusland".

The funny thing is, the picture is mislabeled. It should not be called United Stated of Canada, but rather something like Soviet Socialist Republic of North America.

Nickatilynx

11-22-2004 02:25 PM

True Mike LOL

And Jesus Land should be the Puritain Republic Of Inbred Christians and Kindred Spirits

Or PRICKS for short! :)

;-)))

I have waaaaaaaaay to much time on my hands nowadays

Mike AI

11-22-2004 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 22 2004, 02:26 PM
True Mike LOL

And Jesus Land should be the Puritain Republic Of Inbred Christians and Kindred Spirits

Or PRICKS for short! :)

;-)))

I have waaaaaaaaay to much time on my hands nowadays

I could live with that!

Nickatilynx

11-22-2004 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI+Nov 22 2004, 11:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Nov 22 2004, 11:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Nickatilynx@Nov 22 2004, 02:26 PM
True Mike LOL

And Jesus Land should be the Puritain Republic Of Inbred Christians and Kindred Spirits

Or PRICKS for short! :)

;-)))

I have waaaaaaaaay to much time on my hands nowadays

I could live with that! [/b][/quote]
ahahahahahahaha

;-)))

Evil Chris

11-22-2004 03:03 PM

Where will Jesusland get their oil and natural gas? :awinky:

Evil Chris

11-22-2004 03:05 PM

Better start using that corn for something other than making 'shine... :lol:

Nickatilynx

11-22-2004 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil Chris@Nov 22 2004, 12:04 PM
Where will Jesusland get their oil and natural gas? :awinky:

The Lord and

1 fleet
3 Marine divisions
2 Armoured Divisions
2 Artilary Divisions
and 2 Infantry Corps

will provide , my son.

Mike AI

11-22-2004 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil Chris@Nov 22 2004, 03:04 PM
Where will Jesusland get their oil and natural gas? :awinky:

Alaska, Louisiana, Texas, middle east, Mexico, etc....

Chris you seem to think Canada is the only place with natural resources.

Plus in this map you are taking on the states that have the higest population/car density.

Maybe PRICK will sell SSSC some resources - we know how well socialists do in managing them!

:lol:

DrGuile

11-22-2004 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Nov 22 2004, 03:36 PM
Maybe PRICK will sell SSSC some resources - we know how well socialists do in managing them!

:lol:

I love it, I even have a slogan...

"SSSC, More 'S' than the USSR!"

Vick	11-22-2004 05:05 PM

that the SSSC (A.K.A. the United Stated of Canada) took what was California speaks volumes

:blink:

Tanker

11-22-2004 06:30 PM

that would mean I never have to cross the border to see my kids I could deal with that

Evil Chris

11-22-2004 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Nov 22 2004, 04:36 PM
Chris you seem to think Canada is the only place with natural resources.

Well it's not the only place. But it's a big place!

Mike AI

11-22-2004 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil Chris+Nov 22 2004, 11:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Evil Chris @ Nov 22 2004, 11:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mike AI@Nov 22 2004, 04:36 PM
Chris you seem to think Canada is the only place with natural resources.

Well it's not the only place. But it's a big place! [/b][/quote]

Chris dig through a world almanac one day and see what Nations rank as top natural resource exporters.

Evil Chris

11-23-2004 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI+Nov 23 2004, 12:42 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Nov 23 2004, 12:42 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil Chris@Nov 22 2004, 11:30 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Mike AI

Quote:

@Nov 22 2004, 04:36 PM
Chris you seem to think Canada is the only place with natural resources.

Well it's not the only place. But it's a big place!

Chris dig through a world almanac one day and see what Nations rank as top natural resource exporters. [/b][/quote]
I don't need an almanac to know that Canada is America's top energy exporter.

kath	11-23-2004 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Nov 22 2004, 11:26 AM
True Mike LOL

And Jesus Land should be the Puritain Republic Of Inbred Christians and Kindred Spirits

Or PRICKS for short! :)

;-)))

LMAO - never thought I'd be happy to live in California, but thanks for including us. The map looks great!

:yowsa:

BTW... once the separation hits can someone do something about Schwartzenegger? We really don't want him anymore... and it seems like Jesusland might.

Have you seen this? http://www.amendforarnold.com/ It's just wrong in SOOOO many ways.

:(

PornoDoggy

11-23-2004 01:31 PM

Okay, fuck this shit ... I've been in the United States of Canada for two whole days and they are already using the "s" (snow) word on my local weather contest.

:uzi: :kapow: :shooter:

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