6:20 pm

CNN projecting

Bush 34 electoral Kerry 3 with 6 states polls closed and 4 states projected

CNN projects Bush wins in Indiana, Kentucky and Georgia, and a Kerry win in Vermont.

South Carolina not projected yet

Should have some early results from Ohio in a few minutes.

From BBC:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl...img/map_51.gif

Giant Douche 39
Turd Sandwich 3 at 6:44pm CST

>>Giant Douche 39
Turd Sandwich 3 at 6:44pm CST

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
I'll never call them bush and kerry again :biglaugh:

Was that South Park? I missed it :-(

CNN has

Giant Douche 66
Turd Sandwich 77

as the polls closed at 8:00 EST

still putting together the list of states as they are talking too fucking fast dammit

edited in:

http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2004/pag...lts/president/

That way I don't have to type so much :)

Yeppirs, last Wednesday...

It was great :yowsa:

Still waiting for the first surprise or key battleground state decision.

Interesting that right now, Kerry is projected at the most electorl votes but has less of the actual vote...

Giant Douche 56% actual 66 electoral
Turd Sandwich 43% actual 77 electoral

and Ralphie just popped 1% of the actual

Still exactly as expected. It's still all about OH, PA, and FL.

Douche 87
Turd 77

Cnn at 7:30 cst

Douche breaks 100

Douche 102
Turd 77

7:47pm cst

Wow, this is great. Every state as expected so far and ... Kerry ahead in PA, Bush ahead in FL and nearly tied in OH. Could be interesting until the last moment.

hmm, I thought Kerry was the Douche and bush was the turd sandwich?

At any rate, with all this talk about the SP episode, I figured i'd share the "Lets get out and vote" song from that episode

http://www.aftermidnightlive.com/archives/votesong.wma

"You'be been given the choice to choose between a douche and a turd..."

-Loki-

rather be a douche...than a


HOMO!!!!


;-)))

If ya want it I also did up the "Vote Or Die" Clip lol

http://www.aftermidnightlive.com/archives/voteordie.wma

"I like the way you vote bitch..... shake yo' titties when ya vote bitch"

rather be a douche...than a


HOMO!!!!


;-))) [/b][/quote]
ahhh, you know you love me :) I just wish you'd stop getting all this love all over me, now i need a friggan towel lol

-Loki-

Douche 155
Turd 112

CNN 8:03 cst

ahhh, you know you love me :) I just wish you'd stop getting all this love all over me, now i need a friggan towel lol

-Loki- [/b][/quote]
;-))))


Remember....don't be gay!!!.


;-)))

I'll try not to be gay Nick, but you make it hard... no pun intended lol

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

:wnw:


:D :lol:

Damn, Florida is definitely gonna be tight it looks like..

with 49% of the count in, Douche has 1,974,000 and turd has 1,700,000 but that is without Miami-Dade in yet.

Miami Dade coming in.

Douche 170
Turd 112

8:50 cst

Still put faith in exit polls?

They look wrong in Fl.

Yes, earlier I said "I'm just saying if Kerry has those kind of numbers in the exits in that many states once the polls close there is a very good chance he will win."

Caveat included. Those "exits" were at 4pm ET, 1pm PT. - probably based on half a days data.

BTW, Every state so far has gone with the RealClearPolitics.com average. The average of Gallup/Zogby/etc has been quite accurate.

Bush doing better overall than Kerry in the battleground states right now.

Yes, earlier I said "I'm just saying if Kerry has those kind of numbers in the exits in that many states once the polls close there is a very good chance he will win."

Caveat included. Those "exits" were at 4pm ET, 1pm PT. - probably based on half a days data.

BTW, Every state so far has gone with the RealClearPolitics.com average. The average of Gallup/Zogby/etc has been quite accurate. [/b][/quote]


That is like saying if your aunt had testicles, there is probably a good chance he maybe your uncle.

I'm saying if you use good methodology the error in your results will be predictable. (correct to within x% y% of the time) . An exit poll conducted halfway through the day is
no good because the sample cannot by definition be a random sample of the entire vote.

Hmm... server time seems to be ahead of the rest of the world by about a half hour....

Gave me a time warp to see you guys posting half an hour froom now.

Cool. What will we post? :ph34r:

Cool. What will we post? :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
The usual drivel...... :agrin:


Ok, Cnn has douche at 193 and turd at 112, but I have it douche at 193 turd at 194 because I am giving Kerry California by default, Pennsylvania because it looks like it will go Kerry and Minnesota because it looks again like it will go that way.

I am still looking through all the damn numbers while I try to watch Daily show...lol...

Here's a close one. Bush ahead by less than 500 in New Hampshire right now.

Al Sharpton on Daily Show a few minutes ago "If Bush wins tonight it will be the first time he has been elected Pres".....


rotflmfao


I don't like Sharpton much at all, but he can be funny

Does one vote matter? New Hampshire is trying to prove it does.

Bush 155,161
Kerry 155,152

Bush is looking very good in Florida!!


North West Florida is very conservative.....

My prediction for the rest of this.... Ohio will not end up mattering (unless it comes in earlier then others, not trying to call the order it will come in here)

Starting at the 193 - 112 count it is at right now


Bush 193
Fl 27 220
MI 17 237
WI 10 247
AZ 10 257
NM 6 262
CO 9 271


The rest won't matter.........

CNN has called PA for Kerry.

Don't think it will matter...

Hell, Cali's 55 evs aren't even gonna matter...

imho of course

Don't think it will matter...

Hell, Cali's 55 evs aren't even gonna matter...

imho of course [/b][/quote]
Just reporting.

OH and FL look like they will be decisive.

Just reporting.

OH and FL look like they will be decisive. [/b][/quote]
lol.... Watched the map give Kerry California as soon as the polls closed....lolol

CNN gives CA to Kerry. Fox still not posted

There are a lot of votes not counted yet in Ohio in counties going Kerry's way so far.

Kerry up strongly in Michigan now. Detroit must have come in. This election is going to be CLOSE.

Don't know why they are holding off on calling Florida. Bush has it by 300,000 votes with 93% of the count in.

I've been looking through the counties list and it doesn't look like there are 300,000 votes left to go Kerry's way

Damn, CNN web site shows Kerry with 54% of Michigan. That would definitely change what I put up before....

lol...I was calling it at about 7% of the count in...lol...

So, lets see, pull the 17 ev's from Bush for MI and then Ohio starts to matter a whole lot more

I think there's something like 250k absentee ballots in FL to count still. That will take a few days if it comes down to it.

lololol... this thing could potentially go down to Alaska and Hawaii.....

Ah, they just said Hawaii has closed

ABC is calling Ohio for bush

I think there's something like 250k absentee ballots in FL to count still. That will take a few days if it comes down to it. [/b][/quote]


Republicans will win absenetee - they are mailed out based on party affiliation, they already pretty much know the turn out for that.