so the new indencey bill, has added blasphemy as indencey
so if they get the 500k amount and bush signs it
you say Jesus Christ too loud on the radio
and you pay half a fuckin million?
thank you religous right

Howard Stern is going to be on Sat, so he can say whatever he wants now.

You can relax now... the free market has come up with a solution.

Novel idea eh Meni?

is that just on the air waves? and if so what about other religions, are they protected too? if not what happened to seperation of church and state? did we overhaul that as well ?

WWJD?

[What would Jenna Do?]

meanwhile,
EAG, the stock Meni touted,
went from $1 to 66 cents....anybody knows why Meni is so dumb?

Maybe Bush has been asking himself "what would Meni do"
that would explain a lot!

Maybe Bush has been asking himself "what would Meni do"
that would explain a lot! [/b][/quote]
hahahahahhahahaha,
2 clowns are better than one
;-))))

hahahahahhahahaha,
2 clowns are better than one
;-)))) [/b][/quote]
it would also explain why Bush sounds retarded everytime he says something.

it would also explain why Bush sounds retarded everytime he says something. [/b][/quote]
...and why Meni is so jelous of Bush,
he is stealing his act
;-)))

Jesus fucking Christ - thats gay :zoinks:

So "Jesus fucking Christ" is bad but "Budda boinking Mohammed" is ok?

blasphemy makes me horny

A pluse makes you horny... blasphemy is just a kinky bonus... lol

nah, I'm pickier in my old age
but still, put a nun near a midget with a Jesus shaped strapon and reciting SLAYER lyrics while dry humping a nude bellboy and I'm in 7th Heaven.....

nah, I'm pickier in my old age
but still, put a nun near a midget with a Jesus shaped strapon and reciting SLAYER lyrics while dry humping a nude bellboy and I'm in 7th Heaven..... [/b][/quote]
Sounds like you've slowed down some... you forgot the Jell-O... (there's ALWAYS room for Jell-O!)

Sounds like you've slowed down some... you forgot the Jell-O... (there's ALWAYS room for Jell-O!) [/b][/quote]
More LUBE LOL

Only until Asscrud gets sat radio in his Range Rover and hears it.

Let the Eagles Soar!

Blashphemer!!!!! Stone him!!!!






;-)))

Blashphemer!!!!! Stone him!!!!






;-))) [/b][/quote]
When he's driving in his car? When he's playing his guitar?

Blashphemer!!!!! Stone him!!!!






;-))) [/b][/quote]
Nick? quoting songs by the legendary German thrash/death metal band Sodom??

actually, the lyrics are "blasphemer! we are satan's sons! blasphemer!" ;-)))

When he's driving in his car? When he's playing his guitar? [/b][/quote]
Well, they'll stone you and say that it's the end.
Then they'll stone you and then they'll come back again.






Fuckin' Stoners and Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 :yowsa:

errrrrr I was quoting Monty Python....









--------[As Brian and his mum come over the top of a hill, they see a large
number of people stoning some unfortunate. MC hurries Brian along to
get to the next victim in time. When he is, we see that he crowd
consists entirely of women wearing fake beards. An elder stands in
front of the next prisoner holding a scroll as he waits for the
crowd to settle down.]
Elder Mathias, son of Deuteronomy of Gath.
Mathias [to a guard] Do I say yes?
Guard Yes.
Mathias [To the elder] Yes.
Elder You have been found guilty by the elders of the town of uttering
the name of our lord, and so as a BLASPHEMER...
Crowd Ooooh.
Elder ...you are to be stoned
to death.
--------[The crowd look anxious to kill Mathias]
Mathias Look. I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was 'That
piece of hallibut was good enough for Jehovah'.
Crowd Oooooooh!
Elder BLASPHEMY!!!! He said it again
Crowd Yes, yes.
Elder Did you hear him?
Crowd Yes, yes.
Woman1 Really.
--------[There is a moment of silence as the elder thinks, after hearing the
woman's voice.]
Elder Are there any women here today?
Crowd [Guiltily]
Elder Very well. By virtue of the authority vested in me...
--------[One of the more impatient women throws a stone and hits mathias on
the head.]
Mathias Oh lay off... we haven't started yet.
Elder Come on. Who threw that? Who threw that stone? Come on.
Crowd She did, she did, he, he, he, him, him, him, he did.
[Their voices drop as they realise their mistake.]
Woman1 Sorry, I thought we'd started. {Said lovelyly.}
Elder Go to the back. There's always one, isn't there. Now where were we?
Mathias Look, I don't think it ought to be blasphey, just saying Jehovah.
Crowd [Shocked] He said it again!
Edler You're only making it worse for yourself.
Mathias Making it worse? How could it be worse? Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah.
Crowd Ooooooh!
Elder I'm warning you... If you say Jehovah once more...
[A stone flys by and hits the elder.]
Right. Who threw that? Come on. Who threw that?
Crowd She did she did, he, him, him, him, him, him, him.
Elder Was it you?
Woman2 Yes.
Elder Right...
Woman2 Well you did say Jehovah.
[She gets stoned {the blasphemer}]
Elder Stop, stop. Will you stop that... stop it. Now look. No-one is to
stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Do you understand? Even, and
I want to make this absolutely clear; even if they do say Jehovah.
--------[The skocked women stone the elder to death, ending in the dropping
of a huge bolder on his fallen body.]
Woman3 Good shot.
--------[One of the two roman guards looks at the other, who shakes his head.
They do nothing.]

well, that was my second guess ;-)

speaking of Britsh humor, have you seen Shaun Of The Dead yet?
it's created by the guys who did Spaced