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Mike AI 09-04-2004 11:53 AM

http://www.starmagazine.com/news/61447

BRIT'S EX-HUSBAND GETS A NEW BABE!

http://web.starmagazine.com/images/s...8334/48537.jpg


Jason enjoying his time in Miami
BRITNEY SPEARS' husband of just 55 hours, Jason Alexander, found himself another blonde to play with during a recent trip to Miami.

And his latest squeeze, named Ana, has something Britney doesn't have -- a male member!

"The moment Jason saw Ana, he went straight over and asked her to dance," said an eyewitness at Miami's Club Space on the night that Alexander, 22, met Ana. "They spent the next four hours dancing, kissing and drinking.

I don't think he knew he was kissing a guy. Mind you, he seemed pretty drunk."
Jason enjoying a kiss from Ana


"In Miami, Ana is well-known as a she-male -- a guy who looks like a girl but still has his male equipment," explains the source. "But most guys from out of town don't have a clue that Ana's a transsexual."

Just how far did their make-out session go? Ana was reluctant to kiss and tell: "I met the guy in the club, we had a few drinks, we danced, we kissed and that is as far as I'm going with this story," she/he purred to Star.

Ana's Web site says she charges up to $2,000 for a night as a she-male escort, and boasts,

"I'm better than anyone else when it comes to small waist... and that busty bleached blonde look with real 10-inch package."

Jason did not return Star 's call for comment but his father, Dennis Alexander, tells Star: "I wouldn't know about this. Sure, he was in Florida a few weeks ago. But I thought he was going to Disney World." Well, at least it was a magical ride.

Cleo 09-04-2004 11:59 AM

That is one of the models that Angel uses on her site.
http://kinky-cleo.com/porn/foxyangel...ite/index.html

Mike AI 09-04-2004 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleo@Sep 4 2004, 11:00 AM
That is one of the models that Angel uses on her site.
http://kinky-cleo.com/porn/foxyangel...ite/index.html


Good eye.

This is her/his site http://www.tsmiamigoddess.com/

Cleo 09-04-2004 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI+Sep 4 2004, 11:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Sep 4 2004, 11:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Cleo@Sep 4 2004, 11:00 AM
That is one of the models that Angel uses on her site.
http://kinky-cleo.com/porn/foxyangel...ite/index.html


Good eye.

This is her/his site http://www.tsmiamigoddess.com/ [/b][/quote]
Yeah that is her site. She just asked Luna last week to start helping her with it.

She is from Argentina and speaks very little English. Right now there is very little in the member's area but we are thinking that once it is built up and the tour fixed it could be a real money maker like FoxyAnge's is.

Mike AI 09-04-2004 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by Cleo+Sep 4 2004, 11:09 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Cleo @ Sep 4 2004, 11:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Sep 4 2004, 11:02 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Cleo
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@Sep 4 2004, 11:00 AM
That is one of the models that Angel uses on her site.
http://kinky-cleo.com/porn/foxyangel...ite/index.html




Good eye.

This is her/his site http://www.tsmiamigoddess.com/

Yeah that is her site. She just asked Luna last week to start helping her with it.

She is from Argentina and speaks very little English. Right now there is very little in the member's area but we are thinking that once it is built up and the tour fixed it could be a real money maker like FoxyAnge's is. [/b][/quote]


Well if you talk to her, I am curious how this went down.

I am thinking this guy might have been set up. I could see the paparazi setting traps to get these types of photos.

She claims 10 inchs, she must do a good job hiding - cannot tell in any of those photos. Ask Serge, 10 inches is HARD to hide!

Cleo 09-04-2004 12:41 PM

Luna tried calling her but no answer. This is way too early for a tranny to be awake.

Monk 09-04-2004 12:58 PM

So if you found out some tranny kissed you and made out without letting you know he was a tranny.... would you be able to punch him in the face? or would the appearance of a girl stop you from punching him? i.e. never hit a woman.

If you were a puncher, that is.

Mike AI 09-04-2004 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Monk@Sep 4 2004, 11:59 AM
So if you found out some tranny kissed you and made out without letting you know he was a tranny.... would you be able to punch him in the face? or would the appearance of a girl stop you from punching him? i.e. never hit a woman.

If you were a puncher, that is.


Well you could be even MORE humiliated by then getting your ass kicked by a tranny!!

:yowsa:

Luna 09-04-2004 01:17 PM

Is not that bad:P she is very sweet and very beautiful in person also and very nice to work with.

Mike AI 09-04-2004 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by Luna@Sep 4 2004, 12:18 PM
Is not that bad:P she is very sweet and very beautiful in person also and very nice to work with.
Oh its not her fault, and I am sure she is very nice.

I just feel sorry for a hick from a small town in Louisiana - have your photo on star magazine making out with a tranny. he may not be able to go home again!!

Luna you need to get Ana on Oprano..... I would love to hear more about the story!

grimm 09-04-2004 04:13 PM

hey a mouth is a mouth



:nyanya:

Luna 09-04-2004 04:47 PM

Hey Mike AI, I understand your point, I just talked to her and she is in Miami because her house is in front of the beach so no much secure, she just told that she was have some fun on the club and he was there. She doesn't speak much english yet, I started help her with the site on the members area, can't wait to see the tour fixed, she said after the hurricane we gonna do new photos and video for the members and she will talk about...she don't understand the market yet and the webmaster world, but she definetely seem a smart girl:)
I think she is really beautyful and her site will do very good also, Cleo will be hold the video camera very soon...
My power is goiung on and off it's annoying...

Mike AI 09-04-2004 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by Luna@Sep 4 2004, 03:48 PM
Hey Mike AI, I understand your point, I just talked to her and she is in Miami because her house is in front of the beach so no much secure, she just told that she was have some fun on the club and he was there. She doesn't speak much english yet, I started help her with the site on the members area, can't wait to see the tour fixed, she said after the hurricane we gonna do new photos and video for the members and she will talk about...she don't understand the market yet and the webmaster world, but she definetely seem a smart girl:)
I think she is really beautyful and her site will do very good also, Cleo will be hold the video camera very soon...
My power is goiung on and off it's annoying...


Excellent.

Trannys are BIG business.

Especially ones that actually look hot!

Cleo 09-04-2004 05:05 PM

Oh dear, more Trannie$.

I think after I shoot Angel screwing Buck later this month I'll be able to shoot anything without giving it much thought.

Does she do tree removal and roof repair by any chance?

cj 09-04-2004 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Sep 4 2004, 11:33 AM
I am thinking this guy might have been set up. I could see the paparazi setting traps to get these types of photos.
the paparazzi set up situations to make scandels?!?!?!? no way!!!

:yowsa:

Mike, I don't believe you, this would never happen!!!! :rolleyes:

:biglaugh:

the next movie mel gibson directed is called "Paparazzi" - its about the lengths paparazzi go to for a story & looks like it would be interesting from a marketing perspective. :biglaugh:

Vick 09-05-2004 03:43 AM

No one is thinking of it the other way

the ex-Mr. Britney Spears is no one now, his 15 minutes are over

what gets him back in the public eye

Tranny in a club and him pulling Innocent

maybe, maybe not but it's something to consider

pushpills 09-05-2004 04:00 AM

clearly he is a financial genius....brit probably paid him something for a quick agreed anullment AND he used his semi-fame to save 2k on a tranny-date!


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