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pushpills 08-26-2004 02:12 PM

This girl has only been in the states 2 months and says she doesnt "rearry ike amarkin' foo'" would she be pissed if I take her to some local sushi joint, and not be creative and get her to try something new?

If I take her somewhere like itallian though, it'll be really filling, and we are going dancing afterwards plus I want her to not be too full so the alcohol makes an impact.


If she doesn't like american...it's basically chinese/thai or like itallian/greek but who knows if she'll like any of that.


-edit- actually sushi places are japanese...nevertheless....

I just don't want her to be pissed that I took her out for sushi instead of forcing some new cuisine on her. What's a boy to do?

Winetalk.com 08-26-2004 02:15 PM

I have my trust in you...you are a pushpill and you'll fuck it up regardless of what you do or don't do..
chaaaaaaaaaarge!!!!!!!!!!

Peaches 08-26-2004 02:15 PM

1) As you already pointed out, sushi isn't Chinese
2) Chinese food in America isn't the same as Chinese food in China

In other words, whevever you take her will be different from what she's used eating at home unless you go to McD's. :P

pushpills 08-26-2004 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches@Aug 26 2004, 12:16 PM
1) As you already pointed out, sushi isn't Chinese
2) Chinese food in America isn't the same as Chinese food in China

In other words, whevever you take her will be different from what she's used eating at home unless you go to McD's. :P

This place is also not all that fancy...I like to take my dates to fancier places but alas, I dunno if she'd dig like french stuff or, like my favorite, the expensive steakhouse kinda place which she's sure to hate.

So if we do sushi, it'll be close to the clubs and not too filling but I'll lose some impress-value.

pushpills 08-26-2004 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Aug 26 2004, 12:16 PM
I have my trust in you...you are a pushpill and you'll fuck it up regardless of what you do or don't do..
chaaaaaaaaaarge!!!!!!!!!!

So I SHOULDN'T offer to "Love her long time"???

RawAlex 08-26-2004 02:18 PM

Man, where to start.

Sushi is a japanese thing, not a chinese thing. Chinese people tend to HATE japanese people in general... so that might not work out for you.

Also, is she from Hong Kong or mainland china? Again, a very big difference in food and language. I run into this all the time, as my current girlfriend is from the mainland, and most of my other chiense friends are from HK. It is totally different types of food, cooking, ingredients, etc.

Beyond that, american style chinese food is nothing like what they would eat in China, nor is it HOW they would eat it.

Ask HER for a good place to go, and she will be very happy with you. What they consider a "good place" and what we think of as a good place is totally different.

If you are in doubt, just send her up to me... I am sure we can work everything out. :-)

Alex

OldJeff 08-26-2004 02:18 PM

I suggest you talk to her like you posted, that way she will kick you in the balls for being an asshole and you won't have the problem anymore :yowsa:

pushpills 08-26-2004 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RawAlex@Aug 26 2004, 12:19 PM
Man, where to start.

Sushi is a japanese thing, not a chinese thing. Chinese people tend to HATE japanese people in general... so that might not work out for you.

Also, is she from Hong Kong or mainland china? Again, a very big difference in food and language. I run into this all the time, as my current girlfriend is from the mainland, and most of my other chiense friends are from HK. It is totally different types of food, cooking, ingredients, etc.

Beyond that, american style chinese food is nothing like what they would eat in China, nor is it HOW they would eat it.

Ask HER for a good place to go, and she will be very happy with you. What they consider a "good place" and what we think of as a good place is totally different.

If you are in doubt, just send her up to me... I am sure we can work everything out. :-)

Alex

Mainland china.


That's the problem...she wants ME to pick.....but she hates american food! Obviously it's a tough call or I wouldn't be posting.


The sushi place is family run....do you think they would have a rift if I took the chinese chick there? Like "hey....where's your american girlfriend??" because they don't like chinese people???


This is my first date with an asian chick....and she's straight outa the mainland. I'm nervous....I'm gonna get her plowed.....

DrGuile 08-26-2004 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Aug 26 2004, 01:16 PM
I have my trust in you...you are a pushpill and you'll fuck it up regardless of what you do or don't do..
chaaaaaaaaaarge!!!!!!!!!!

hmmm, that's almost what I was going to say, but I didnt have that many word to waste on him.... probably would have been the ever clever:



You are stupid.

Vick 08-26-2004 03:19 PM

Authentic Thai

Order from the left side of the menu :P

slavdogg 08-26-2004 03:42 PM

man what r u picking them up fresh off the boat ??

take her to sushi and get her drunk on some saki, dont worry she'll only get drunk for like 20 mins... than you can take her to a club and make her drink some real alchy


.... i hate asian chicks

JoesHO 08-26-2004 03:44 PM

WOW did I really just read that?

slavdogg 08-26-2004 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@Aug 26 2004, 01:22 PM
The sushi place is family run....do you think they would have a rift if I took the chinese chick there? Like "hey....where's your american girlfriend??" because they don't like chinese people???
yes they'll go white boy bashing on your ass

Mike AI 08-26-2004 03:49 PM

This is a classic thread!!

:lol:

RawAlex 08-26-2004 03:51 PM

I resign from this thread.

Steve, stick to your right hand. Safer, and nobody needs to hear about it after.

Alex

slavdogg 08-26-2004 03:52 PM

actually fuck sushi
bitch was on the boat for 5 months easting leafs trying to get to America where streets are made of gold cuz all she really wanted was McDs

get her a BIG MAC

pushpills 08-26-2004 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RawAlex@Aug 26 2004, 01:52 PM
Safer, and nobody needs to hear about it after.
Everyone needs to hear about it.




Anyway, just got off the phone with her...sushi it is!!!

If the japanese dislike the chinese, then maybe I'll see a sexy interracial catfight.


4 hours untill my first date with an asian girl wooohoo! I hope I don't mistakenly make some bad asian joke or something.


:gbounce:

pushpills 08-26-2004 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slavdogg@Aug 26 2004, 01:43 PM
man what r u picking them up fresh off the boat ??

take her to sushi and get her drunk on some saki, dont worry she'll only get drunk for like 20 mins... than you can take her to a club and make her drink some real alchy


.... i hate asian chicks

That's the official plan as of now.


Aside from hating asian chicks....I love the ladies from all over the world! (except brazilians) :inlove:

slavdogg 08-26-2004 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@Aug 26 2004, 02:54 PM
I hope I don't mistakenly make some bad asian joke or something.
oh dude, dont worry about that
they love all kinds of stupid asian jokes .. that'll get you laid faster than saki :okthumb:

slavdogg 08-26-2004 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pushpills@Aug 26 2004, 02:55 PM
Aside from hating asian chicks....I love the ladies from all over the world! (except brazilians) :inlove:
oh dude i'll trade you 2 dozen fresh off the boat, fresh off the tweakers rave, fresh out of a massage parlor asians for just 1 hot brazilian chick.

thats a helluva deal

Rolo 08-26-2004 04:05 PM

Certain asian countries have the highest average IQ scores - so Steve look out :awinky:

XXXPhoto 08-27-2004 01:45 AM

What are the odds that Steve's "chick" has a penis?

cj 08-27-2004 02:37 AM

LMAO @ Mark
now THAT would be a story worth reading LOL

Slav, is that really you?! I've never heard you say hateful things about anyone!!!

I'm glad to hear 1 man that doesn't like asian chicks though ... the competition is getting pretty tough now that I'm approaching 30 :biglaugh:

XXXPhoto 08-27-2004 03:03 AM

CJ,

just checked, no penis in his story... could be post op I guess... :zoinks:

30??? QUITYERBITCHIN! When Rick Muenyong hits 30, then we can ALL bitch...lol

slavdogg 08-27-2004 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Aug 27 2004, 01:38 AM
Slav, is that really you?!
you're a 3rd person to ask if thats really me.
shit i hope soo... i like myself today .. been feeling good
today has a been an unussual day tho
got up like at 8.30.. watched a really cute young Polish maid clean my house....

.. going to Cabo Wabo is 8 hours,
havent packed yet (but this part is very normal ::))


>> I've never heard you say hateful things about anyone!!!
its not really hateful..
its the truth..
asian chicks just cant handle me... :)

cj 08-27-2004 03:34 AM

I really hate to break it to you (giggle) but Ricks my age too sweetie, few years to go yet before either of us hits that miserable old 30

:biglaugh: :biglaugh:

cj 08-27-2004 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by slavdogg+Aug 27 2004, 02:33 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (slavdogg @ Aug 27 2004, 02:33 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-cj@Aug 27 2004, 01:38 AM
Slav, is that really you?!
you're a 3rd person to ask if thats really me.
shit i hope soo... i like myself today .. been feeling good
today has a been an unussual day tho
got up like at 8.30.. watched a really cute young Polish maid clean my house....

.. going to Cabo Wabo is 8 hours,
havent packed yet (but this part is very normal ::))


>> I've never heard you say hateful things about anyone!!!
its not really hateful..
its the truth..
asian chicks just cant handle me... :) [/b][/quote]
stop it you're turning me on!!!!!!

:rokk:

slavdogg 08-27-2004 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by cj@Aug 27 2004, 02:36 AM
stop it you're turning me on!!!!!!

:rokk:

sweet, lets get it on
night time is the right time :rokk:

can we skip sushi ?

XXXPhoto 08-27-2004 04:10 AM

:popcorn: you two play... I'll just watch from my rocking chair... :yowsa:

slavdogg 08-27-2004 04:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by XXXPhoto@Aug 27 2004, 03:11 AM
:popcorn: you two play... I'll just watch from my rocking chair... :yowsa:
you purve!

but wouldnt you rather be watching porn in 5 minute intervals ? :agrin:


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