GonZo, myself and Man & Bat meet up for a late night breakfast. Man & Bat turned us on to a great new spot for 24 hour chow. The IHOP on Roswell Road. The thing about this spot is it catchs people coming out of the Buckhead party locations on their way home back out into the burbs. The crowd was....colorful!

So after our feast, we're standing out in the parking lot having a spirited discussion about whether the group of limp wristed black men at the table next to us were "twinks" or not. They were skinny, eating "rooty tooty" pancakes and having an enthusiastic discussion about gymnastics. I insisted that they were twinks, but GonZo and M&B say there's no such thing as an african american twink.

Now while this is going on, a guy in a SUV pulls up and parks. A hot little blonde number who has been waiting in her car gets out and comes up to him. They go around to the passenger side and open the door, but before getting in she holds up her driver's license and he snaps several pictures. We all look at each other and crack up. She gets in the SUV and he gets back in the driver's side.

The dude can tell GonZo is dying to say something and rolls down the window to ask if we're watching the parking lot. This is a common problem when you hang with Man & Bat, everyone assumes you're the bouncers.

GonZo busts the dude out and says it looks like he was getting a little 2257 action started there. GonZo shifts into full on porn lord mode giving the guy a hard time and he's stuttering and stammering and playing stupid. Final tells us he's a record producer and drives off. I didn't know the record industry met blondes in the parking lot of the IHOP at 2AM and took pictures of their id before taking them back for a "session".

I see a new regular stop for the FFN late night breakfast call.

I left a business card on her car. See Vick it was good they got you 5K of em...I can pass em out for you!

Sounds like nothing's changed since the 80's except driver's license proof if you're talking about the one in Sandy Springs. B)

Im gonna line Vick up some new honeys!

rootin' tootin' porn shootin'

Yeah, Sandy Springs, just outside the perimeter.

So they didn't check your id?

And were you there for porn or for a recording session?

Actually, I guess in their own way, both are "recording" sessions....

damn, i am offended i never get asked to a late night grub session!

hit me up next time guys...

Ok man but the Hot Light goes on with short notice and its like the bat signal....one word.....BREAKFAST.

hahaha.. thats funny. 2257 has become the secret hand shake to determine if someone is in the business or not. haha..

Ok man but the Hot Light goes on with short notice and its like the bat signal....one word.....BREAKFAST. [/b][/quote]
Maybe we need a mailing list....it could be the Fat Fucking Nobody answer to a flash mob.

Send the notice and within an hour a bunch of hungry FFNs show up someplace ready to chow down...

I dunno, maybe we're just jumping to conclusions a bit too quickly.

I'm sure there are dozens of reasons you might meet a pretty young lady at 2AM, shortly after many strip club shifts end. Take a picture of her and her driver's license in the parking lot and then drive off with her.

Dude should've owned up to it, we could've invited him for cheetohs in a couple of weeks!

Maybe we need a mailing list....it could be the Fat Fucking Nobody answer to a flash mob.

Send the notice and within an hour a bunch of hungry FFNs show up someplace ready to chow down... [/b][/quote]
And therein lies the rub - not everyone can appear w/in an hour. <_<

I was good friends with guy whose Dad owned that IHOP. My friend worked there and when a few of my girlfriends and I went in there one morning, he gave us a lecture of why we should never go there w/out male companionship or unless he was working. Then he told us some stories. :unsure:

Much appreciated Gonzo
I can use all the help I can get :D

but the Maryland Renaissance Festival starts next Saturday
Can you say Freaks Unlimited :okthumb: :agrin:

Hopefully you put some money on that disagreement over ebony twinks, or at least Gonzo owes you a dozen Krispy Kremes.

A twink is a very thin, very young man with virtually no muscle and no body hair and nothing says he has to be white.

P.S. Aweome quote in your sig Vick.

You cant make Ellijay to Sandy Springs in an hour between 2-5AM? No traffc, should be a piece of cake. Just put the tin in the wind!

We could probably pad it out to a couple of hours, but somehow I'm not seeing you having the appreciation for buffalo fingers and eggs in the wee hours of the morning that we do. And thus not making the trip even with advanced notice.

We've already made dinner more predictable. Joe has 4:20, we have 6:20...

6:20 -- it's when FFN's have dinner!

Most of our late night haunts draw a colorful crowd, but I'll say this one was definitely the most colorful we've seen in a while.

Normally we just settle for appreciating how ignored the Atlanta curfew laws are. First off, I'm amazed at the gaggles of teenage hotties out that late....and even more amazed that their parents let 'em out of the house dressed that way.

And I thought GonZo was living dangerously giving them business cards, I didn't realize he was actually giving them Vick's business cards and not his own....

While we did at least dress a bit more conservatively, remember this was back in the days when the drinking age was 18 (and some of us who will remain unnamed had excellent fake IDs from the age of 15. Gotta love FL and their "instant" licenses when you say "you" lost your license and your 18 yo friend gives you all the documents you need.......:)). The amount of young drunk girls at the IHOP late at night was huge. In fact, I'm betting that's why my friend wanted to work there. :awinky:

That was also when punk started being big in ATL (what was the name of the place in Buckhead - numbers - Club 341 or something?) so you had the colorful ones in there too.

Once I got a bit older and started working in the bars, THAT'S when I saw the real fun things as our night started at 2AM. Steak and Egg - one right ITP on Roswell and another just a bit north from the IHOP in Sandy Springs - were also fun. There's also the IHOP next to the Beer Mug and there was another one somewhere near the Slimelight and Confetti because I remember stopping there too. And of course, the Beef Cellar but that usually had a wee bit higher classed drunks in it B)

Sometimes I wonder how I survived those days.

And as far as heading to ATL in the middle of the night - that is NOT a fun drive in the wee hours, tired and by yourself. :(

YOU guys want to drive it, LMK and I'll meet you at the Waffle House on 515. :okthumb:

Waffle House doesn't have buffalo fingers.

Find us a good 24 hour diner up there and we'll consider it.

Waffle House doesn't have buffalo fingers.

Find us a good 24 hour diner up there and we'll consider it. [/b][/quote]
I'm sure there will be one soon :(

They have opened Catos, Hibbets, Dollar Store and a New Horizons Bank and Thai restaurant are being built. And there are at least a couple of dozen other spaces for restaurants and stores in the Walmonstronsity. :steemed:

I'm sure there will be one soon :(

They have opened Catos, Hibbets, Dollar Store and a New Horizons Bank and Thai restaurant are being built. And there are at least a couple of dozen other spaces for restaurants and stores in the Walmonstronsity. :steemed: [/b][/quote]
Let us know when they have a Brazillian Steakhouse.

I'm gonna have to start staying up later...

You're getting more and more demanding, aren't you? :unsure:

You're getting more and more demanding, aren't you? :unsure: [/b][/quote]
I've told you I'm a high maintenance bitch!

I do need to get up that way before the place gets infested with blue hairs looking at leaves turning....