She gave me the heave-ho!

Citing her will to go to the mountains and emotional problems with her late mother, and me bringing down her "independent womanhood".


Bummer, and to think I could have cheated on her with several girls from clubs, but would have felt too bad about it.


Even smart interesting chicks have problems, it sucks, we had so much in common. I've never been dumped before in my life, and I've dated way hotter chicks. Gettin' the axe feels terrible.

I'm gonna get loaded tonight. :(

Guess you did not give her the good loving she needed!

:o

I sure thought I did. Couldn't have given her any more, but dating me was just a phase of hers it seems. I think dating in general was a phase.


Oh well, back to the ol' theory of ya never know who's the right chick, untill you do them all. I'll probably take a few days to be sad first.

His wood was no good :lol:

I sure thought I did. Couldn't have given her any more, but dating me was just a phase of hers it seems. I think dating in general was a phase.


Oh well, back to the ol' theory of ya never know who's the right chick, untill you do them all. I'll probably take a few days to be sad first. [/b][/quote]
A phase... do you mean in the sence of "roughing it"?

awww diddums......

Is that Dog?
Is that cat?
NO ITS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!

ahahahahahahahahahahah

Theres no way it was the sex, she'd never had an orgasm during sex till she met me, and had pleanty.

The wood is good. Bad sex I could totally understand as a breakup reason.

Aside from junior high shit, but I was not having sex then. Seriously, always had flings and a few relationships, never dumped till today.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha

stop !! stop !!

This is getting too sad!!


ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha

Aside from junior high shit, but I was not having sex then. Seriously, always had flings and a few relationships, never dumped till today. [/b][/quote]
Oh come on !!!!

Some must have dumped you when they either sobered up , came down , or got eye glasses!!!



;-)))))


My recommendation.... = absinthe
head cold = absinthe
nothing on TV = absinth
your team won = absinthe
your team lost = absinthe
they didn't play = absinthe.

;-)))

Nick, yea, everyone including my friends were a little suspicious of her first sex orgasm with me, but, she hasn't had much sex before me. The most she's had in her life has been in the last 3 months.

Seriously , go out with some mates and gtet totally banjaxed.

:)

Nick, you gotta send me some of the real stuff! Maybe it'd cure all.


Well, one night stands there's been a couple ive called and not heard back, but thats not a girlfriend, thats someone i just wanted to fuck again.

We're gonna get back into that whole "yeah yeah yeah" thing here... with you saying "look she said it was her first" and everone else saying "reeeaaalllyyyy"

:blink:

Yep, drinkin some wine right now, our mutually preferred turning leaf cabernet, and then going to a bar later to get cheered up by some of the guys.

We're gonna get back into that whole "yeah yeah yeah" thing here... with you saying "look she said it was her first" and everone else saying "reeeaaalllyyyy"

:blink: [/b][/quote]
I know her well enough to know it was. She'd only had 1 boyfriend before, and he always pulled out within like 2 minutes.

Trev,

I did hear she was a virgin.










VIRGIN ON BEING A HO!!!!!



ahahahahahahahhahaha

;-))))






sorry but I have always been fortunate in being able to gain happiness in the suffering of others ;-)))

I sure thought I did. Couldn't have given her any more, but dating me was just a phase of hers it seems. I think dating in general was a phase.


Oh well, back to the ol' theory of ya never know who's the right chick, untill you do them all. I'll probably take a few days to be sad first. [/b][/quote]
You are still very young, I would not be looking for Miss Right, I would be looking for ALL the Miss' Wrong out there.

Just my 2 cents.

I know her well enough to know it was. She'd only had 1 boyfriend before, and he always pulled out within like 2 minutes. [/b][/quote]
ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

( I'm fucking coughing up a lung here)

ahahahahbahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

If it was any other girl I wouldnt believe that shit, but not this girl.

In the same breath, if it was most other girls dumping me, i woulndt give a shit.

Hahahahahaha

You son-uva-bitch you just woke up my son and got my new wireless all covered in Carling lol :okthumb: :okthumb:


:D



Edit: The Carling made me do it

Pull yourself togethere man!!!!


In the scheme of things , I can't even remember the names of women I fell in love with at your age!!!

Mind you , I also can't remember where I leave things , the day of the week , or my own damn name!!! ;-))))

Seriously man , there are plenty mopre fish in the sea. pebbles on the beach , and hos in the brothel.

Cheer the fuck up

Go wash the camero!

;-))))

It's always washed, thanks for reminding me of my other true love :)

BURN!

So I take it Trev you are drinking a mixture of Carling and wine.

Nice!!!


:wnw:

:barfon:

It's all good :D

Plus it's got my oprano-posting fingers working again B)

nick is your new avatar absinthe?


let me buy a bottle for my worries.

It'll still taste better than absinthe ;-)))

you should have shown her your threads about your Gucci wallet. she might have gave you some more time.

what will?

If my next "shipment" can cross the border OK , I owe 3 people on this board bottles already , I'll put another one in for you.

It really fucks you up though , you have been warned

good point. she doesn't care about that material shit anyway.

what will? [/b][/quote]
Anything!!!

I meant wine and Carling , but hell I do not know anything that tastes worth than absinthe.

Except......



THE BITTERNESS OF BEING DUMPED!!!!!


ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

what will? [/b][/quote]
Varnish.

Motor oil.

Formula 409.

good point. she doesn't care about that material shit anyway. [/b][/quote]
Free the hippy!





oh wait she be free already!

If my next "shipment" can cross the border OK , I owe 3 people on this board bottles already , I'll put another one in for you.

It really fucks you up though , you have been warned [/b][/quote]
awsome, i'd appreciate that, always wanted to try it.

no firearms in my place, I'm as safe as I can be.

Free the hippy!





oh wait she be free already! [/b][/quote]
Naw mate , she ain't free.



But the boys say she is very reasonably priced!!!!


ahahahahahahahahahahahah

You thow them up ..ahahahahahahhahaha

her newfound freedom will bring her sadness, i bet she'll be trying to get back with me in 2 weeks. most guys are asshole man-sluts, she wont find anyone better than me that has a penis, and im quite sure she isn't in to chicks.

Naw mate , she ain't free.



But the boys say she is very reasonably priced!!!!


ahahahahahahahahahahahah

You thow them up ..ahahahahahahhahaha [/b][/quote]
Soo I'm Wise and your Morcombe :D

It's cool to be classic :okthumb:

her newfound freedom will bring her sadness, i bet she'll be trying to get back with me in 2 weeks. most guys are asshole man-sluts, she wont find anyone better than me that has a penis, and im quite sure she isn't in to chicks. [/b][/quote]
Oh phuleeze!!!


She'd be better off with the sink scum I can't be arsed to get rid of than you... because unlike you it don't love itself first!!!

Soo I'm Wise and your Morcombe :D

It's cool to be classic :okthumb: [/b][/quote]
Thats right Sunshine.

Look at those short fat hairy legs!!

You are gonna like this , not a lot!!!

;-)))

How? D'ya have a cam I don't know about :P

I sure thought I did. Couldn't have given her any more, but dating me was just a phase of hers it seems. I think dating in general was a phase.


Oh well, back to the ol' theory of ya never know who's the right chick, untill you do them all. I'll probably take a few days to be sad first. [/b][/quote]
well you cant compete with the lesbians, i mean mountains;)

thats why i break up first. currently doing it now.

:grrr:

Don't worry if a guy who chases goats can have a good looking wife there is hope for you yet pushpills!! :P

TE ,

I win women over with my charm , sense of humour and intellect.



Oh and by my uncanny ability to lick my eyebrows.


;-)))

Now that would get some chicks in a club.

The only talent I have is to pay for hundreds of dollars worth of drinks.

So she was a lush or just dating you made her want to drink heavily?

Now that would get some chicks in a club.

The only talent I have is to pay for hundreds of dollars worth of drinks. [/b][/quote]
Hahaa, you and every other smuck with a Capital One secured card.

grimmster -- :(

Steve,
how does it feel to be used like a dildo?
;-))