For every post that you DON'T make on Oprano...

Thats right, you too can be in the big money for pay per nonpost !!!

Every time you come over from weasel board or GFY and are tempted to post your wibbley drivel here, stop and think about it, because now you can earn 30 cents for every post that you decide not to make on Oprano.

At the end of the month I will tally up how many posts you didn't make here and send you a check for US Dollars and Cents !!!!!

You can't beat that with a stick...nosireee bubba.

Only on Oprano do you find the innovations that will take the net into the future....

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I didn't make 17X10^googleplex posts this month.

LMFAO

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Now thats innovative!!

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At least Lensman got smart about the pay-per post thing.... but I agree your idea is better, Sarettah

My No post count is building very rapidly, sure you can afford me ? :groucho:

if I had known that i would have started earlier with not posting. :blink:

Hmmm.. according to my affiliate agreement, which I am sure you all so dutifully submitted before you started your non posting rampage, you each now owe me $100.00 USD....

See, if you could have resisted, you would all be in da money by now. I mean, under normal everyday circumstances, even the laziest of you could have managed to pull off 100-150 non posts today.. But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, you gotta go ahead and give in to the monster, to that nasty little monkey riding there on your shoulders and go ahead and post....

Oh well, you can paypal me the $100.00, lack of a response will be considered agreement (don't believe me ? read the affiliate agreement dammit) If you don;t think this is fair, you have until January 28, 2004 at 8:53 EST to file a greivance with the board, as per the affiliate agreement of course...



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