Serge...what day is the internext party at your house?!

I honestly don't know!
we are coming back from Oregon on the 8th,
Internext starts at 11th,
so most likely it will be on 10th or 11th,
but we'll figure out closer to the day.

Those who are interested to:
be fed foods they never heard of before (YES, gunea pig, BBQ'd is a good possibility)
get fershtukken on few cases of red I got for the occasion,
be thrown in the pool (a-la Voodoo was the other party)
and be subject to photographing during "alternative" activities,
send me RSVP request at
serge at oprano.com
and I'll keep you posted.

Transportation and medical coverage is NOT provided,
sleeping quarters limited to:
1 extra place in wig's bed,
1 extra place at my dog Sonia' carpet

;-)))

Serge the 10th would be great! I will be driving down so I will have transportation, and possibly could bring a few people with me from the hotel.

great, so now it's SHAPING out!

I have a small request:
would you please shave your butt on the 10th before the party?
I recall the last time it was rough when I got close to you from behind,
Billy has the pic with pain on my face from your sticking out hairs.

;-)))

The 10th or 11th ???
damn...

we would have to head across state 2 days earlier than we were looking at.. (were currently planning to be on the East Coast the 12th-16th)

Hmmm... but that would be a party I wouldn't want to miss....(dammit) (considering I could wrangle an invite of course)

Have to think on that one.... Always have the truck and the tent I guess... :yowsa:

Sare, you and Jen are cordially invited,
since I learned the trick to breed gunea pigs in 3 weeks,
I am confident I'll have enough for everybody.....or if worse comes to worst,
you'll find out WHY our town is called Boca Raton and what it means in Spanish
;-)))

Same place? I still have the address somewhere.

Hmmm... I wonder what tastes better... BBQ Guinea Pig or Roast Weasel..... :blink:

yes, same place and will you be coming with the same woman you were last time?
She was a true star of the party, your dad wasn't bad either,
but you are too dull for my taste

Serge,

Aga, Joe and Me will be there, I will be sneaking the absynth in to the States that I sneaked into UK from the Czech Rep...It comes complete with wormwood:)

If you chop your ear off after drinking it dont blame me:)

Look forward to the BBQ, Dont forget the scallops with the semen sack they taste even better when bbqd:)

Meat,
whoo-hoo!
The small problem is:
I can't get scallpos with sperm sack in the states,
I'll have to serve scallops separetely and sperm sack separately...now you KNOW why I invited Joe! he is a donor!
;_)))

wohoo, I'll try to sneak some moonshine on the plane:)

Joe hasnt seen his wife for 2 months, his sperm sack should be enough to feed the entire adult webmaster population:)

with so many guys and so little girls,
I see the signs on the wall it's gonna turn into a gay party...oh well,
I warned
;-))))

does GAY really mean HAPPY in English?
;-)))

this is exact reason why he is CHOSEN,
him asking me after Belgo WTF we were doing in yoru house has NOTHING to do with thta
;-))))

with so many guys and so little girls,
I see the signs on the wall it's gonna turn into a gay party...oh well,
I warned
;-))))

does GAY really mean HAPPY in English?
;-))) [/b][/quote]
yes and having a fag means smoking a ciggarette:)

yes and having a fag means smoking a ciggarette:) [/b][/quote]
excelent,
I am looking forward to do lots of fags and be gay
;-))))

Sare, you and Jen are cordially invited,
since I learned the trick to breed gunea pigs in 3 weeks,
I am confident I'll have enough for everybody.....or if worse comes to worst,
you'll find out WHY our town is called Boca Raton and what it means in Spanish
;-))) [/b][/quote]
If your colon was tied in knots, you would not have been the live of the party either.

If your colon was tied in knots, you would not have been the live of the party either. [/b][/quote]
if you told me you have colon problem,
I'd get a 12 inch dildo and gave you massage myself.

Have you ever heard of "Russian Hospitality"?
we go out of our ways to please our guests.....

did I refuse my services ever?

by the look on your face, the pain was gone in no time...

http://www.oprano.com/reporter/year04/Photo%20%2096.JPG

Serge,

Alright! A pool party. I will be there and my ass is already shaven. :yowsa:

Cannot vouch for Uncle Mike, though. I did speak with him on Fathers Day and let him know the plans. He is in.

uncle Mike, whoo-hoo!!!!!

I never said it will be a pool party, even though the pool will be used and the first oen who can't recite alpha bet from P to R will be thrown in it!

I might even fill the pool with water for THAT ocassion, but no promisses...
;_)))

ah hahahaha =)

WOOHOO! i will be there for sure!

i just have to pass on your COFFEE!! :nyanya:


i may have to pass on the sperm covered scallops as well.... :blink:

Jim,
sorry, but this won't happen....no passing onm anything or I'll take a one fuckin' offense.

This is the way we eat, this is the way we drink, this is the way we serve the coffee....I left my original coffee pot in London with Meat, so he can learn the proper technique of making of a good brew.

You don't like my brand-
you'll have to drink his but word of warning:
he has much bigger dick than me
;-))))

Serge, unfortunately I will not be shaving my ass before the 10th, but if you want to do it when I get to your house we can discuss is. it might take a few shots of absinith!

:lol: :lol:

HAHAHAHAHA!

ok, but you'll have to discuss it with Sue, not me, she is a TRUE shaver in the family, taking pride in her handy work
(next tiem I see you I show you the sample, I hope you are no longer homophobic ;-)

as for Absinthe,
I saw those bottles at Meat's house, it has some substance inside the bottle of unknown origin...in worst case scenario, I'll just post your pic on GFY with caption:
"would you hit it"?
;-))))

ok, but you'll have to discuss it with Sue, not me, she is a TRUE shaver in the family, taking pride in her handy work
(next tiem I see you I show you the sample, I hope you are no longer homophobic ;-)

as for Absinthe,
I saw those bottles at Meat's house, it has some substance inside the bottle of unknown origin...in worst case scenario, I'll just post your pic on GFY with caption:
"would you hit it"?
;-)))) [/b][/quote]


Serge I was born and raised in NO, I have never been homophobic....

I may have to make an appointment with Sue. I hope she is professional - maybe Katie can learn something!

I'd shave it! :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Of course I'll teach Katie how.....you'll never be a hairy little boy toy again. LOL

Mike, you are family, no appointment required,
just drop 'em down and say "please"*
;-)))

*- optional,
I didn't say "please" and got shaven anyway
;-))))

Serge, just an fyi Internext starts on the 13th Not the 11th
http://www.internext-expo.com/

Would Love to attend, but only coming in on the 12th :(

oh good, gives us more time to find those pesky rodents for BBQ....
;-))))

your presence creates a problem...you and your camera are notorious in the industry,
therefore will you agree to be strip searched by Uncle Mike BEFORE and AFTER the party?
;-))))

Ill be in attendance ofcourse

:rokk: :yowsa:

but im wearing a disquise so as not to attract to much attention

:ph34r: :groucho:

I have an xtra cardboard fridge box I can rent to you real cheap

:rolleyes:

JFK brought a valid date correction...
now it looks like the 12th

Forest did you put the last "gunie pig" you caught in the freezer?

I Was tempted to eat it myself

you know its rough living in a box

But I get to cook out every night

:biglaugh: :lol:

I Was tempted to eat it myself

you know its rough living in a box

But I get to cook out every night

:biglaugh: :lol: [/b][/quote]
well.....wanna meet at Silver Pond tonite for a nice stewed dog for a change in diet?

well.....wanna meet at Silver Pond tonite for a nice stewed dog for a change in diet? [/b][/quote]
as long as its not sonja or codi!

:biglaugh:

as long as its not sonja or codi!

:biglaugh: [/b][/quote]
see you at 7
;-)))

now im glad i had an early lunch

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

:stout: :bwave:

FREE FOREST!!!

HEY!!

I AINT FREE

I may be cheap but free I'm not

:P :D

fuck bbq'ed gunea pigs

Serge, how about some motha freakin Ukranian Salo with chocolate ?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3825221.stm

ok, you can leave out chocolate and put some strong russian mustard on for me :)

I love your house Serge, the raku is awesome!

fuck bbq'ed gunea pigs

Serge, how about some motha freakin Ukranian Salo with chocolate ?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3825221.stm

ok, you can leave out chocolate and put some strong russian mustard on for me :) [/b][/quote]
hey! thanks for the idea,
I'll do it in a heart beat!
;-))))

Few more additions has been made after you've been here,
REAL good stuff,
you'll enjoy it and because we expect Slav,
I'll make sure it';s crazy glued to the shelves
;-))

I'm going to crash this party and show up naked.

oh dont worry my 5 knuckle shuffle will be in check :))


Serge, you bastard why must you throw a party when i wasnt planning on comming to the show? but now i got a reason to go :)