Van Roy's Postulates:

Swallow much but digest little.
Never change diapers in midstream.
When you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper.


Jason's Law:
An unbreakable toy is good for breaking other toys.


Chuck's Law:
A small carafe of wine is illogical, immoral, and inadequate.


Pulliam's Postulate:
Never step in anything soft.



Welch's Words:
An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble.



Ben Franklin's Wisdom:

If a man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles.
If every fool wore a crown, we would all be kings.



Preston's Postulates:

He who uses bad language is an ignorant shnuck.
Love thy neighbour, but be sure her husband is away.
Two can live as cheaply as one... for half as long.

All its the simple things in life :)

you should keep on living . . . .and enjoy everything. . . . . thats it . . . . .

simple life . . . . isn't

Jackson Jackson was a good kid
He had four years of college
And a bachelors degree
Started workin, when he was 21
Got fed up and quit when he was 43

He said, "My whole life Ive done, what I'm supposed to do
Now I'd like to maybe do something for myself
And just as soon, I figure out what that is
You can bet your live I'm gonna give it hell"

I guess, it dont matter, how old you are
Or how old one lives to be
I guess, it boils down to what we did with our lives
And how we deal with our own destinies

But something happens when you reach a certain age
Particularly to to those ones that are young at heart
Its a lonely proposition when you realize
That there's less days in front of the horse
Than riding in the back of this cart

Don't expect to find me with a note left to be read. Pistol in my hand and a bullet in my head. Because this census indicates and this atlas has related 3 billion humans I haven't irritated. I've got a lot of work to do. 3 billion people. That's 3 billion snotty fuck you's.

I like this one
If every fool wore a crown, we would all be kings.
Long Live the King :rokk:

the King is nekkid

i'll be living by the rules of sleep with pleanty of women, make pleanty of money, do pleanty of partying, and die by age 50.

i don't want to know what i'd look like at age 75.

don't worry,
your dick will fall off much earlier than the age of 75
;-))

Well Serge what about this one? " when in doubt, spend the other guys money"

hmmmm
opm@sexia.com was one of my very first e-mails addy,
in doubt or not OPM always worked for me
;-)

hmmmm
opm@sexia.com was one of my very first e-mails addy,
in doubt or not OPM always worked for me
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LOL never underestimate the other guys greed.....
and at times this is able to be used to your advantage, but in the case of someone like " The weasel" this is something to be leary of.....