Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when
one of them was attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other
boy ripped a board off a nearby fence, wedged it into the dog's
collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck. A newspaper reporter from
the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and rushed over to
interview the boy.

The reporter began entering data into his laptop, beginning with the
headline: "Brave Young Celtics Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious
Animal." "But I'm not a Celtics fan," the little hero interjected.
"Sorry," replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, Mass, I just
assumed you were."

Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, "Young Kerry Fan..."
But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds.
The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for the
Celtics or Kerry or Kennedy. What team or person do you support?"

"I'm a Houston Rockets fan and I really like
George W. Bush" the boy says. Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again:
"Arrogant Little Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."

Not bad ...

I got a joke
listen up
Bush says to Jesus, lord what should I do
and Jesus says ....
hahahahhahahah
do that in public and you are in a psych ward, talking to JESUS 1 to 1
GW should also consult the tooth fairy and easter bunny

Were you hit in the head with a hockey puck at a young age?

haha good joke.

Were you hit in the head with a hockey puck at a young age?[/b][/quote]
Mike, are you disputing the fact
that GW believes he speaks to Jesus
and Jesus speaks back?
And this is helps him make decisions?
when he's not on vacation
100 days a year?
Mike you just try to slam me with a stupid head injury line
but you know your religisous zealot
THINKS
he speaks to Jesus and Jesus speaks back
talk to pbs

the drugs Meni is taking must be outlawed AGAIN and enforced even more

ha ha
Serge spoke
i post the evangelical president
speaks to jesus
and you guys insult me
nice
really nice
i shut you guys up
ha f you

I love meni, makes me look like a brain surgeon.


I think i'll make a poll.....

please make a poll

does GW speak to Jesus?
yes or no
well he says YES

"I'm the commander, I do not need to
explain why I say things. That's the in-
teresting thing about being the President.
Maybe somebody needs to explain to me
why they say something, but I don't feel
like I owe anybody an explanation...."
— G. W. Bush

"...there are no longer torture
chambers or rape rooms
or mass graves in Iraq."
— G. W. Bush

"I never saw any intelligence that
indicated there was going to be
an attack on America— at a time
and a place, an attack."
— G. W. Bush


gee sorry no one spelled out TWIN TOWERS, PLANES FROM BOSTON 9 11, 2 other planes
pentagon

"As Americans, we believe that freedom is not
America's gift to the world, freedom is The Almighty
God's gift to every person who lives in the world."
— G. W. Bush

PTL

OK I"m getting tired
this is too easy
last one
"[Saddam] built up a massive war
machine while neglecting the basic
needs of his own people."
http://bushspeaks.com/img/the-cost-of-bush-mistakes.jpg

...the media is Liberal? :salute:

bumpity bump bump