Yes, Virginia, America is doomed.

Jesus. They're strapping belts of Semtex around their waists, and we're spending 40 bucks on a device to uncap jars. I'm honestly disgusted.

hahahahaha!!

Gotta admit, I certainly wouldn't mind having invented that myself though. Put it on an infomercial nad make big bucks. :P

I need one of those now that my "jar opener" is at boot camp.

Buff as the American population ages and lives longer devices like this will continue to be developed.