Not....

So cool that you can win these things without even entering :yowsa:


E.A.A.S Lottery Headquarters:
Customer Service
580 N. Tenth Street
Sacramento, CA 85914
Euro - Afro Asian Sweepstake Lottery
an Affiliate of Watergate Inc.
Arena Complex Km 18 Route de Rufisque
I.P.P Award Dept.
Johannesburg, South Africa.
Ref: EAASL/941OYI/02
Batch: 12/25/DC34

WINNING NOTIFICATION:
We happily announce to you the draw of the Euro - Afro
Asian Sweepstake Lottery International programs held on the 1st of
August 2003 in Dakar Senegal. Your e-mail address attached to ticket
number:56475600545188 with Serial number 5388/02 drew the lucky
numbers:
31-6-26-13-35-7, which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd
category.

You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of
US$2,500,000.00 (Two million, five hundred thousand,
United States Dollars) in cash credited to file
PC/9080118308/02. This is from a total cash prize of
US $ 25 Million dollars, shared amongst the first
Fifty (50) lucky winners in this category.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls
within our European booklet representative office in Europe as
indicated in your play coupon.

In view of this, your US$2,500,000.00 (Two million,five hundred
thousand,United States Dollars) would be released to you by our
security firm in Europe. Our European agent will immediately
commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon
as you contact him.

All participants were selected randomly from World
Wide Web site through computer draw system and extracted from over
100,000 companies. This promotion takes place annually. For security
reasons,you are advised to keep your winning information confidential
till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in
whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part of our
precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse
of this program by some nscrupulous elements. Please be warned.

To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary
agent:
Mrs. Lisa Martins
Watergate Inc
Email:watergate@uymail.com



To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please
quote your reference/batch numbers in any correspondences with us
or our designated agent.

Congratulations once more from all members and staffs
of this program.
Thank you for being part of our promotional lottery
program.

Sincerely,

Dr. Celestine Bassey
Euro-AFRO-ASIAN Zonal Coordinator

You're rich, bitch! -- Dave Chapelle

You're a rich girl, and you've gone too far

'Cause you know it don't matter anyway

You can rely on the old man's money -- Hall & Oates

So Sare, aren't you going to take the next step of contacting them, just to find out 1) how much banking information you're required to give them and/or 2) the "small five thousand dollar fee that will be returned to you" to secure you millions? :D



Last edited by Dravyk at Mar 25 2004, 03:29 PM

Thinking on it.......lololol........

I haven't deleted the spam piece yet.....

Maybe we should all contact them ? :yowsa:

Man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender. The man walks up to the counter, and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1,000 that I can spray beer from my mouth into a shot glass from thirty feet away, and not get any outside the glass."

The bartender thinks that this guy is a nutcase, but he wants his $1,000, so he agrees. The bartender gets out a shot glass, paces off thirty feet, and the contest begins. The man sprays beer all over the bar. He doesn't even touch the shot glass. When he finishes, the bartender looks at him and says, "Well, I guess you owe me $1,000, huh?"

The man answers, "Yeah, but I bet all of those people outside the window $500 a piece that I could come in here and you'd let me spray beer all over the bar."

Thinking on it.......lololol........

I haven't deleted the spam piece yet.....

Maybe we should all contact them ? :yowsa:[/b][/quote]
It would be pretty funny to follow up the scam To see what they are trying to take you for. Then tell them you will send it as soon as the 50 mill clears your account from the Nigerian ambassador in Exile :rolleyes:

Man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender. The man walks up to the counter, and says to the bartender, "I bet you $1,000 that I can spray beer from my mouth into a shot glass from thirty feet away, and not get any outside the glass."

The bartender thinks that this guy is a nutcase, but he wants his $1,000, so he agrees. The bartender gets out a shot glass, paces off thirty feet, and the contest begins. The man sprays beer all over the bar. He doesn't even touch the shot glass. When he finishes, the bartender looks at him and says, "Well, I guess you owe me $1,000, huh?"

The man answers, "Yeah, but I bet all of those people outside the window $500 a piece that I could come in here and you'd let me spray beer all over the bar."[/b][/quote]
Usually its pee in a cup from 30 feet....


:)


(in desperados, very well told by Mr Tarantino ;))

From the mouth of Steve Buscemi at the bar :okthumb: