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Even More Warning Labels
11. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. 12. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. 13. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. 14. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large chunks of time. 15. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. |
My life in a nut shell :okthumb:
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11. Useful illusion. Works on other people too.
12. Not true 13. Great! 14. I'm already unable to account for large chunks of time. 15. Thank the Egyptians. If it weren't for a case of beer my parents drank in March of 1968, I wouldn't be here |
Mmmmmmm... alcohol.
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your drink of choice \;-)))) |
If "mind over matter" fails for you,
kill your mind with vodka. :hic: |
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