I am authorized by MikeAI to pay $500,000 to the
Oprano 3,000,000th post Winner!

Registration starts tomorrow

WHAT?!?!?!?!

I don't remember talking about this!!

I need to go break my nephews piggy banks!

are family members eligible?!?!?

:yowsa:

Boy, Mike is a lucky guy! :bwave:

Sounds like a plan to me. :okthumb:

Hey, wait a minute! Is it the millionth like the title of the thread says or is it 3 million like the post says? :P

if I win mike, just send me 250k I can work with that ; ))

Place: Univercity Labrest goes to.
Lecture's topic: Sun

Professor: the sun will burn out completely in 800,000,000 years.

Labret raises his hand and asks professor to repeat it. After Professor says once again:
The Sun will burn out completelly in eight hundred million years,
Labret thanks the professor and says to himself,
darn, those shrooms, I almost got scared, I thought he said it was only eighty million years...

Did that answer your question?
;-))))

Someone is going to dig this thread out someday. haha

Hoja Nasredin was called to Sultan to make prediction about the fate of his most favorite mule.

Hoja Nasredin asked for a large gift for his extraordinary prediction which Hoja assured a Sultan will DEFINATELLY come true.

After Sulta paid Hoja 1000 golden pieces,
Hoja pronounced:
your favorite mule will TALK in 15 years with human voice! Sultan was so impressed that he doubled Hoja's reward.

Friends asked Hoja,
what he gonna do if his prediction won't come true?

Hoja answered:
1) either Sultan dies by than,
2) or mule dies by than
3) ..or I die by than

;-)))

not to worry, Bishop!
;-)))

Time to break out the high speed bot.

blah-blah-blah...
if you had it in 1997,
you'd be making more a month
;-)))

Mike's truly a generous guy, but let's let him reduce it a bit--perhaps to $10,000 plus a brand new comb and brush:-))

Dave
www.davecummings.com