The coach had put together the perfect team for the Detroit Lions. The
only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all
the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't
find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.

Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan.
In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier
with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th
story window 100 yards away.

KABOOM!

He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.

KA-BLOOEY!

Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.

BULLS-EYE!

"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect
arm!"

So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of
football. And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghan is
hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he
wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"

"I don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says. "You deserted
us. You are not my son!"

"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won
the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my
adoring fans."

"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there
are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your
two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I
have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!" The old
lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for
making us move to Detroit!"

Classics never age!

hahahaha

Funny! BUT...There can never be a Muslim QB or receiver. Why? Footballs are covered with pigskin! :D :D :D

Good joke, never heard that one before.

I just realized the Torone is the theking on GFY.

For shaaaaaame.

Did you read his whois ?

Whois? I trust whois info about as much as I trust women.

I read Dig call him it on GFY, and then when I saw Torone using that same redneck "walking hoss" quote, it all became clear.

Although he seems to dumb it down significantly on Oprano.

I have not really read anything by Torone but I do know that theking uses m3server for his sites.

As to Dig420, he made a comment once on GFY that I told him to fuck off on Oprano and I know for a fact the only person I have ever said that to here was Confucy and that was when I was using HS name.

So what do you call someone who hates our President, thinks even third-world countries which desire the destruction of this country are superior to this country, wants to do away with our form of gov't in favor of a Socialist/Marxist/Communist form, and feels that The First Amendment applies only when THEY want to speak?

"When you're runnin' down our country, Hoss, you're walkin' on the fightin' side of me!" :salute: :salute: :salute:


Okay. I see what you are talking about . LOL

I'm hoping you were on mushrooms when you made that statement......:headwall:

cannon fodder & friendly fire...

best of luck -
aeon

You are about as stupid as most of your kind...I have never posted at GFY!
I have, however told a few like you to GFY... :moon:

BTW, I never give much credence to anyone who attaches '420' to their name...



Last edited by Torone at Jan 28 2004, 06:00 PM

WTF? My post this am is coming up as Julene's...somebody been screwin' with the databases?

You are about as stupid as most of your kind...I have never posted at GFY!
I have, however told a few like you to GFY... :moon:[/b][/quote]

You have a more literate and rational counterpart on GFY. Old, white, and loves to suck on the Bush cock. And you both love Merle Faggard.

nah.

I just messed up and my cut and paste.

:D

LaBrat, you remind me of the typical college sophomore...loudmouthed, Liberal, and dumb as a stump! If you had a brain, you'd probably take it out and try to masturbate with it. In fact, if you were so busy with your studies, you wouldn't have time to be all over the boards.