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Buff 01-02-2004 09:24 AM

Thanks to Mike for having us all over to the estate!

Got to see Sig, Serge, Marco, and Brad. Met Marco's friend from Japan, Brad's better half, and learned how to play Russian Rules Chess from Serge (take a shot of vodka after every 5th move).

Now I don't know if Russian chess play gets worse the more vodka they shoot or if Russians just become more merciful, but Serge stomped on me the first two games and then I won the third. Of course, I was doing my shots from a measured shot glass and he was doing his shots from a plastic cup and they looked to be double shots -- Serge could put some frat boys to shame shooting vodka. Blech!

Well, it's time to prepare for Vegas, where I plan to act like I know how to play poker (I love watching the poker tours on television). If you're gonna be in Vegas, feel free to stop by the booth and ask me for an autograph ;)

Mike AI 01-02-2004 09:26 AM

--------------------serge------------------------

Buff,
if I beat you every time-
you'd never come back, and I am blood thirsty
;-))

good games, mate!

Buff 01-02-2004 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Jan 2 2004, 08:34 AM
--------------------serge------------------------

Buff,
if I beat you every time-
you'd never come back, and I am blood thirsty
;-))

good games, mate!

You employed one of your weapons this time: vodka.

Next time I will employ one of mine: I will have my woman flirt with you.

And if that doesn't work, I will make you play without your queen and rooks.

Mike AI 01-02-2004 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buff+Jan 2 2004, 09:37 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Buff @ Jan 2 2004, 09:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Mike AI@Jan 2 2004, 08:34 AM
--------------------serge------------------------

Buff,
if I beat you every time-
you'd never come back, and I am blood thirsty
;-))

good games, mate!

You employed one of your weapons this time: vodka.

Next time I will employ one of mine: I will have my woman flirt with you.

And if that doesn't work, I will make you play without your queen and rooks.[/b][/quote]
----------------SERGE------------------


buff,
before we go to drastic measures like queen and rooks,
let's give your woman a chance..and more chanmces
;-))))

Buff 01-02-2004 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI+Jan 2 2004, 08:39 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Jan 2 2004, 08:39 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -Buff@Jan 2 2004, 09:37 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Mike AI
Quote:

@Jan 2 2004, 08:34 AM
--------------------serge------------------------

Buff,
if I beat you every time-
you'd never come back, and I am blood thirsty
;-))

good games, mate!


You employed one of your weapons this time: vodka.

Next time I will employ one of mine: I will have my woman flirt with you.

And if that doesn't work, I will make you play without your queen and rooks.

----------------SERGE------------------


buff,
before we go to drastic measures like queen and rooks,
let's give your woman a chance..and more chanmces
;-))))[/b][/quote]
hahahaha

That might not be a good idea -- I could lose the game and the woman.

Mike AI 01-02-2004 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buff@Jan 2 2004, 09:41 AM

hahahaha

That might not be a good idea -- I could lose the game and the woman.

yeah, but the memorries of THAT game gonna last forever!
;-)))))

Mr_Wrong_Thread_Guy 01-02-2004 10:17 AM

I agree. I don't think he'll show up to duel with you, Colin.

TheEnforcer 01-02-2004 11:39 AM

Next time Buff bring YOUR OWN bottle of vodka and fill it with water and then KEEP playing Serge beyond three games and you'll be able to say you won more than he did!! :D

Mike AI 01-02-2004 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheEnforcer@Jan 2 2004, 11:47 AM
Next time Buff bring YOUR OWN bottle of vodka and fill it with water and then KEEP playing Serge beyond three games and you'll be able to say you won more than he did!! :D

Remind me not to gamble against TE....

This is Mike not Serge posting! :D

TheEnforcer 01-02-2004 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI+Jan 2 2004, 11:50 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Jan 2 2004, 11:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--TheEnforcer@Jan 2 2004, 11:47 AM
Next time Buff bring YOUR OWN bottle of vodka and fill it with water and then KEEP playing Serge beyond three games and you'll be able to say you won more than he did!! :D

Remind me not to gamble against TE....

This is Mike not Serge posting! :D[/b][/quote]
Hehehehe.... :okthumb:

BradShaw 01-02-2004 05:30 PM

Serge kept on pouring vodka into my glass. Do not think I have been drunk like that in a long time. Even snuck in a nap before fireworks.

Mike AI 01-02-2004 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw@Jan 2 2004, 05:38 PM
Serge kept on pouring vodka into my glass. Do not think I have been drunk like that in a long time. Even snuck in a nap before fireworks.

Still recovering Brad???

Glad you made it back to Dallas safely.

See you in Vegas!!

Billy 01-02-2004 07:20 PM

Brad glad to see you made it home safely !

I hope the time you and Serge had together will go to a good future !


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