Banned From the GFY Board

Oh, I am an a-dult webmaster.
with all sorts of content.
and I'm known throughout the web.
I put up my sites,
and do my link trades
and lot and lots of hits a day.
I been a old board whore
and a sig whore too
Done just about every thing there is to do
But the old coals must be fanned
Till I see my nick get banned
From posting on the GFY board

GFY Board....
Wanna see my nick get banned.
Board...
Wanna piss off both Lens and Amp.
Board...
Wanna see my nick get banned
From Posting on the GFY board.

I got a russian friend
Named russky serge
Who pisses better than all the rest
Got my pal named Forest
down in the south
stirring it with the best
It’s all designed to make some dough
But the dough won't really be there
Like the dough I'll have canned
When I get my nick banned
From posting on the GFY board

GFY Board....
Wanna see my nick get banned.
Board...
Wanna piss off both Lens and Amp.
Board...
Wanna see my nick get banned
From Posting on the GFY board.

I got a lotta little wide eyed newbies
Who do anything I say.
I got a genuine Canadian Spammer
Who’s teaching me a better way.
I got all the contacts that I could ever want.
So I never have to post alone.
And I can buy lots of land
But I can’t get my nick banned
From posting on the GFY board

GFY Board....
Wanna see my nick get banned.
Board...
Wanna piss off both Lens and Amp.
Board...
Wanna see my nick get banned
From Posting on the GFY board.

Apparently one easy way to get banned is to bash Amp's girlfriend. Funny too, considering it's ok to bash anyone else's gf or wife on that board. But the Canadian spam idea might work too.

sarettah = Dr. Hook's Medicine Show

See ya on the cover ....... B)

Exactamente............... :)

Found out yesterday that Shel Silverstein wrote the song actually....

Man, he was everywhere.........

Classic

Love the parody :D