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Porsche Lynn 12-06-2003 11:15 AM

Hi All I am new to the board and to this webmistressing thing.
So please be NICE

Fletch XXX 12-06-2003 11:16 AM

Hello and good morning.

I am the nicest guy you will ever meet.

Welcome to our board!

R3K 12-06-2003 12:05 PM

Welcome...


Title of the thread made me think about a volkswagen beetle :) the newbies porshe

;-)

KRL 12-06-2003 12:13 PM

OMG, small world. Are you THE Porsche Lynn from LA in the mid 80's?

I think we bought pics of you for some of our first 976 phone sex ads back in 1984, 20 years ago. 976-LICK if I recall.

Wow! Memories.



Last edited by KRL at Dec 6 2003, 12:23 PM

gonzo 12-06-2003 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Porsche Lynn@Dec 6 2003, 11:23 AM
Hi All I am new to the board and to this webmistressing thing.
So please be NICE

Newbie my ass!
Glad to see you made it!

KRL that is the one.

Fletch XXX 12-06-2003 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL@Dec 6 2003, 09:21 AM
OMG, small world. Are you THE Porsche Lynn from LA in the mid 80's?

I think we bought pics of you for some of our first 976 phone sex ads back in 1984, 20 years ago. 976-LICK if I recall.

Wow! Memories.

ummm, im pretty sure I may have tugged to her when i was young.

hehehe

:awinky:

KRL 12-06-2003 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gonzo+Dec 6 2003, 12:22 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Dec 6 2003, 12:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Porsche Lynn@Dec 6 2003, 11:23 AM
Hi All I am new to the board and to this webmistressing thing.
So please be NICE

Newbie my ass!
Glad to see you made it!

KRL that is the one.[/b][/quote]
That's such a unique name. When I saw it, I thought at first no way it can't be one and the same from way back then.

Cooooool, welcome to Oprano Porsche!! Actually I think we used your pics on 976-TITS. Damn, that's so far back now. I do remember it was a great shot and you were wearing red lingerie. And the ad pulled calls like crazy! :)

Weren't you working with Tyree also back then. He became one of the biggest guys in phone sex and had his telecom equipment and computers in the suite right next to ours in that office building down on Spring Street that Richard Dreyfus's father owned at the time.



Last edited by KRL at Dec 6 2003, 12:31 PM

machinegunKelly 12-06-2003 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by R3K@Dec 6 2003, 09:13 AM
Welcome...


Title of the thread made me think about a volkswagen beetle :) the newbies porshe

;-)

hehehe .. had me thinking there was a porsche I could afford . :unsure:

Bishop 12-06-2003 03:44 PM

Welcome to Oprano Ms. Lynn.

JFK 12-06-2003 03:49 PM

Welcome , enjoy your stay !! :rokk:

Minte 12-06-2003 05:15 PM

Welcome to Oprano,and the question I have..is what model porsche do you have?

Peaches 12-06-2003 05:19 PM

Welcome Porsche Lynn! :bwave:

sextoyking 12-06-2003 10:09 PM

Porsche Lynn,

Welcome to the board home we call Oprano :)

How long have you been in this industry?

Happy Holidays

Todd

Naughty 12-07-2003 09:05 AM

whenever you need Minte, start a Porsche thread and he's awake :P


Welcome to Oprano.

sarettah 12-07-2003 09:20 AM

Welcome to the zoo........



:yowsa:

Minte 12-07-2003 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Naughty@Dec 7 2003, 06:13 AM
whenever you need Minte, start a Porsche thread and he's awake :P


Welcome to Oprano.

And i don't even use board tracker :)

Porsche Lynn 12-07-2003 11:54 AM

YEs it is tuely Me the 80's Porsche, not the car!!!!!
Thanks for the kind welcome, I am ONLY an amatuer when it come to the Internet and you already knew that Gonzo.

I think I still have those photos I have a bunch of vintage picture on my site.

I assume i will see you all at Internext, I will be there and at AVN fr the First day then for the rest of the time at Bond Con, with the girls from Den of Iniquity.

quiet 12-07-2003 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Naughty@Dec 7 2003, 06:13 AM
whenever you need Minte, start a Porsche thread and he's awake :P


Welcome to Oprano.

hehe, so true :)

spazlabz 12-07-2003 12:11 PM

wow..............I am completely star struck right now. I have some very fond memories of you Ms. Lynn. Thanks for providing quite a bit of inspiration during my late teen years :)

Oh, and yeah, welcome to Oprano :rokk:

spaz

DaveAFX 12-07-2003 01:08 PM

80s porn. Since most of us here are in our late 30's early 40's, that was our first exposure to adult entertainment. How can we forget the models/actresses with the feathered hair, eye shadow, leg warmers, headbands. And especially "no waxing".

Was it my imagination or were all male porn actors required to have a cheesy moustache?

jimmyf 12-07-2003 02:33 PM

Porsche = High quality

Porsche Lynn 12-07-2003 04:45 PM

I almost forgot about the moustaches.
But the leg warmers and head bands now there was a fshion statement.
Also the large bush was very prominent now it is considered a "hairy girl" fetish then it was the norm.

Better then getting arrested for dancing with no hair at all, now that's another story.

gonzo 12-07-2003 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Porsche Lynn@Dec 7 2003, 04:53 PM
I almost forgot about the moustaches.
But the leg warmers and head bands now there was a fshion statement.
Also the large bush was very prominent now it is considered a "hairy girl" fetish then it was the norm.

Better then getting arrested for dancing with no hair at all, now that's another story.

What about the ascots they you had to wear when working with Swedish Erotica?

Anthony 12-07-2003 06:54 PM

Wow! Welcome Porsche!

I owned some movies with you in it!

DaveAFX 12-07-2003 08:20 PM

Quote:

Better then getting arrested for dancing with no hair at all, now that's another story.

Now you must tell us that one, please?

[Labret] 12-07-2003 08:34 PM

HAIR BAD! BALD GOOD!

Candice 12-07-2003 08:55 PM

Oprano welcomes you here!!! :bwave:

Porsche Lynn 12-08-2003 10:31 AM

I was doing my show in one of the more southern states, I was on the floor doing the last part of the set, when suddenly five men got up from the tip rail put on police hats and approcahed me on the stage, I was arrested and booked for portraying a juvenille by dancing without pubic hair

Peaches 12-08-2003 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Porsche Lynn@Dec 8 2003, 11:39 AM
I was doing my show in one of the more southern states, I was on the floor doing the last part of the set, when suddenly five men got up from the tip rail put on police hats and approcahed me on the stage, I was arrested and booked for portraying a juvenille by dancing without pubic hair
You should have told them you had alopecia and you had no control over your hairloss. :P

DaveAFX 12-08-2003 10:49 AM

The legal circumstances notwhithstanding, you should have thanked them for the compliment.
Having your naked body charged with "portraying a juvenile" is better flattery than being asked for ID at the liquor store!

Porsche Lynn 12-08-2003 10:50 AM

Good point but being help at midnite with no clothes in a hoilding cell with just a blanket that was not quite the first thing on my mind, boosted by the full head of hair which actually is mine, but if it ever happens again I will remember this advice.

Thanks you are all so nice. So far anyway....... :cdance:

gonzo 12-08-2003 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Porsche Lynn@Dec 8 2003, 10:39 AM
I was doing my show in one of the more southern states, I was on the floor doing the last part of the set, when suddenly five men got up from the tip rail put on police hats and approcahed me on the stage, I was arrested and booked for portraying a juvenille by dancing without pubic hair
Goldrush?

Peaches 12-08-2003 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Porsche Lynn@Dec 8 2003, 11:58 AM
Good point but being help at midnite with no clothes in a hoilding cell with just a blanket that was not quite the first thing on my mind, boosted by the full head of hair which actually is mine, but if it ever happens again I will remember this advice.

Yeah, the advice isn't much good YEARS after the event, lol! Even porn has its Monday Morning Quarterbacks. :awinky:

Porsche Lynn 12-08-2003 10:57 AM

Wow it was such along time ago I am really not sure where,

Compliment like that however well ment especially from cops with guns I can do without?

What I could not understand was the overstatement of power need to make the arrest on young girl on stage completly naked needed 5 cops to arrest her.

What were they afraid of I had a concelaed weapon appart from a Dildo

gonzo 12-08-2003 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Porsche Lynn@Dec 8 2003, 11:05 AM
Wow it was such along time ago I am really not sure where,

Compliment like that however well ment especially from cops with guns I can do without?

What I could not understand was the overstatement of power need to make the arrest on young girl on stage completly naked needed 5 cops to arrest her.

What were they afraid of I had a concelaed weapon appart from a Dildo

Probably afraid that you had John Holmes as a body guard. And he always was packing a weapon!

Dianna Vesta 12-08-2003 11:17 AM

Welcome Porsche! Nice to see you online. We've interviewed you before. Sold many of your movies and we've both been in the industry about the same number of years.

Dianna Vesta

spazlabz 12-09-2003 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Porsche Lynn@Dec 8 2003, 08:05 AM
Wow it was such along time ago I am really not sure where,

Compliment like that however well ment especially from cops with guns I can do without?

What I could not understand was the overstatement of power need to make the arrest on young girl on stage completly naked needed 5 cops to arrest her.

What were they afraid of I had a concelaed weapon appart from a Dildo

No they were afraid all the johns in the club would have got up and beat the shit out of them for removing you, so they had to bring 5 horny cops in. As vague as your memory is of the event, I bet all 5 of those officers remember it vividly and still jerk off to it and brag to their buddies

"Hey, one time, I arrested PORSCHE LYNN!! No shit, and she was shaved! it was fucking awesome..........err...................RAD (it WAS the 80s)."

spaz


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