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Outhouse Door at Iowa Park Stolen

ACKLEY, Iowa - The outhouse door is missing at a city park, and officials want it back.

Richard Swasand, a volunteer at Prairie Bridges Park, said someone probably took it overnight on Nov. 12 while the group was collecting an award from North Iowa Area Development park improvement program for its unique bathroom and other improvements.

"While we were getting the award, they were stealing the door," Swasand said.

Swasand said the door is special because it was painted to look like a barn door with the words "Outhouse" and a sliver of a moon added to it.

"It was unusual and it was functional," Swasand said.

The thief broke the handle off the steel door and then unscrewed the door from its hinges.

Replacing the door would cost anywhere from $300 to $500, Swasand said.

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Thieving fucking gypsys!!!

If it ain't nailed down they'll chore it!

Ok, even if it is nailed down LOL

Trying not to say anything, Nick. But you're not making it easy here. :huh:

I was coming out of a Wal-Mart a couple years back with a full cart, and as I stopped at the gumball machines with my son, these 2 gypsy women stood next to us and started to pretend that a coin had gotten stuck in one of the machines and if I could help them. I got an instant vibe like what's up with this scene, turned around and saw my shopping cart was gone. Quickly looked out in the parking lot and saw several more gypies loading my shopping bags into their trunk.

Thieves! You should have heard their bullshit lines pretending they had made a mistake and grabbed the wrong cart when I went out and confronted them.