http://www.cnn.com/2003/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/1...anch/index.html

Looks like he's screwed.

he will be

he will be[/b][/quote]

Yeah if he gets convicted .. oooo.. I can't imagine him in general population. I'm betting a lot of those guys in prison love their kids.. it would sooo suck to be him.

Yeah if he gets convicted .. oooo.. I can't imagine him in general population. I'm betting a lot of those guys in prison love their kids.. it would sooo suck to be him.[/b][/quote]
That is for sure.... i can tell you for sure that inmates HATE anyone that hurts or fucks with a kid....

he's such a fag anyway....

I am amazed he escaped prosecution 10 years ago.

This time his goose may be cooked.

In Prison they have their own code of honor, and fucking with kids is the lowest of the low. They do not last long in prison. It is not like anyone that looks like Jackson can try to fit in.

He got off last time because the kids refused to testify....

So basically, the kid's parents prostituted their son if they truly believe he was molested...

If someone molests my kid, I won't be expecting a fucking payday....I'll be expecting jail time

Serge let's bail him out we can make pretty good money on this investment - I'll go 50/50 with u :salute:

He got off last time because the kids refused to testify....

So basically, the kid's parents prostituted their son if they truly believe he was molested...

If someone molests my kid, I won't be expecting a fucking payday....I'll be expecting jail time[/b][/quote]
i think that staying over in Europe claiming he needed medical treatment and then changing the identifying marks on his penis which the child claimed he could identify had something to do with it.

I think he paid them something like 30,000,000.00 as a result of civil action. I agree with your logic in that it is somewhat like prostituting their child. I dont know what type of pressure a child would go through in a trial, but i dont think that buying him off is any less damaging or appropriate.

I would be expecting the person to rot in prison too for doing shit like that. I would expect them to be molested everyday by the Aryan Nation for the rest of his twisted, deformed, bleached face, high-pitched screaming, moon walking life.

We should have a "how long can Michael survive in prison" pool.

no, thanks! I am not into child molesters
;-))

i think that staying over in Europe claiming he needed medical treatment and then changing the identifying marks on his penis which the child claimed he could identify had something to do with it.

I think he paid them something like 30,000,000.00 as a result of civil action. I agree with your logic in that it is somewhat like prostituting their child. I dont know what type of pressure a child would go through in a trial, but i dont think that buying him off is any less damaging or appropriate.

I would be expecting the person to rot in prison too for doing shit like that. I would expect them to be molested everyday by the Aryan Nation for the rest of his twisted, deformed, bleached face, high-pitched screaming, moon walking life.

We should have a "how long can Michael survive in prison" pool.[/b][/quote]


Thing is you can still go after civil damages after criminal trial. Jacko could be in jail, and the family could have ended up with money.

If he would have done this to my child, he would not end up in jail, but somewhere more permanent.

I read that this second child actually has Cancer - and part of his wish was to meet Michael Jackson. Not sure how you could make molesting a kid worse, but doing it to one who is fighting cancer definately is it....

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,103557,00.html

[quote]According to sources, the boy who made the allegations was a cancer patient whose "last wish" was to meet Jackson at a time that his friends and family feared his illness was worsening.

[quote]

You know, when I heard all the stuff from him having kids in bed, and defending it by saying it was innocent and "charming and sweet", I figured that he was messed up, a wierd guy, but nievely believing his own BS. But if the above story is true, he is just a cruel, devious serial pervert.

[quote]Originally posted by DaveAFX@Nov 19 2003, 02:22 PM

Quote:

You know, when I heard all the stuff from him having kids in bed, and defending it by saying it was innocent and "charming and sweet", I figured that he was messed up, a wierd guy, but nievely believing his own BS. But if the above story is true, he is just a cruel, devious serial pervert.

Agree 100%

He got off last time because the kids refused to testify....

So basically, the kid's parents prostituted their son if they truly believe he was molested...

If someone molests my kid, I won't be expecting a fucking payday....I'll be expecting jail time[/b][/quote]
Wont happen this time. The law has changed now and the victim can be forced to testify.

He is fucked.

no, thanks! I am not into child molesters
;-))[/b][/quote]
hahahah me neither - I was thinking of more like doing a jacko confessions site :gbounce:

hahahah me neither - I was thinking of more like doing a jacko confessions site :gbounce:[/b][/quote]
Alex, after dealing with Dan Spitz, no more musicians for me....
I'd rahtrer do the Hooker's Confession Site
;-)))

Alex, after dealing with Dan Spitz, no more musicians for me....
I'd rahtrer do the Hooker's Confession Site
;-)))[/b][/quote]
I like the hooker site idea :matey: but jacko is not a musician he is JACKO , he used to be a muscian before tommy destroyed him - ah fuck him :stout:

I like the hooker site idea :matey: but jacko is not a musician he is JACKO , he used to be a muscian before tommy destroyed him - ah fuck him :stout:[/b][/quote]
BTW, Alex, can you kill both sites
http://7times70.com
and
http://danspitz.com ?

I've had enough
;-(((

BTW, Alex, can you kill both sites
http://7times7.com
and
http://danspitz.com ?

I've had enough
;-((([/b][/quote]
You got it !

Cool, a bunch of old jokes are now back in style!


What do Michael Jackson and Wal-mart have in common?




























They both have boys' underwear half off!

Leave it to a man to just fork out a part of the fun and not complete the job. :P

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing

Q: What do Michael Jackson and the New York Mets have in common?
A: They're both walking around with one glove on their hand for no apparent reason whatsoever!!

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and
the other you carry your groceries in !!

Q: Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A: He heard boys' pants were half-off !!

Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand !!

Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!!

Q: What's white and in Michael Jackson's pocket?
A: His other hand !!

Q: What do you do if Michael Jackson is drowning?
A: Throw him a buoy !!

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house!!

Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs?
A: I'm forever blowing bubbles!

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!

Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to
begin training racehorses together?
A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the
three-year-olds!

Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and a Big Mac have in common?
A: They're both 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns!

Q:Why isn't all the controversy bothering Michael?
A:He doesn't mind reaching bottom.

Q:What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show?
A:The Kids in the Hall.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!

`Did you hear about Michael Jackson's toaster?
~The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.

`What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
~Foreplay.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

`What does Michael Jackson reminisce about when he gets nostalgic?
~Blowing his first nose.

Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on
Pepsi!

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Michael said to Debbie one night, "I fancy some
entertainment, what shall we do?".
To which Debbie replied " I know we'll get a video".
Michael then said " Great, Ill get Aladdin".
Debbie said speedily "No Michael, You have been
in trouble for that before"

`What's black and comes in little white cans?
~Michael Jackson

`What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
~Michael Jackson.

Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. --- you know in a few years
they'll probably change his name to:
The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson's Baby

Michael Jackson had a boy. He also became a father!

He asked his wife's doctor how soon after the birth could
he have sex.

The doctor told him he should wait until the kid is at least
12 or 13 years old.

`What do Michael Jackson & Michael Jordan have in common?
~They both play ball in the Minor League.

`What's the difference between them?
~One is in the Minors, the other is into Minors.

`Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Cub Scout Leader duties?
~He was up to a pack a day.

`What happens when Michael talks about sex?
~It's all very tongue in cheek.

`What does Michael have in common with NASA?
~It's been 25 years since his first moon landing.

`What do Michael's [censored] and an LA jail have in common?
~Both hold the juice.

`What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
~A Michael Jackson slumber party.

The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears
any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no
choice but to make him a priest.

`What do Michael Jackson and Willie Shoemaker have in common?
~Both ride 4 year olds.

`How do we know Michael Jackson is ready to release another album?
~He has a lot of stuff in the can.

`What will they call Michael's new TV series?
~Anus and Andy.

I understand that Micheal decided to have a boy of his
own because it's too expensive to rent them at $2 Million
a pop.

`Who will Michael record his next album with?
~Les Brown.

`What do Michael and Mrs. Perot have in common?
~Both [censored] little [censored].

`Why does Michael travel with a huge road crew?
~He always has a lot of [censored] to pack.

`Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore?
~He's tired of all the cracks.

`Did you know they're putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
~Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

`Why did Michael go to college?
~To get his Bachelor of Arse degree.

`Why's Michael trying out for the NBA?
~He's a crack shooter.

`Why's Michael opening a sperm bank?
~He always has a shitload of semen.

`Who's Michael Jackson's favorite poet?
~Emily Dick in son.

`What does Michael call an orgy?
~A fruit salad.

`What's the difference between Michael and a proctologist?
~A proctologist doesn't pay for the [censored] he's poked around in.

`Why doesn't Michael have orgasms?
~The big payoff comes a couple of months later.

`Why has Michael been appearing on children's shows lately?
~He has a lot to plug.

`What's the worst stain to try to remove from a little
boy's underpants?
~Michael Jackson's makeup.

`Hear about the new "Michael Jackson" candy bar?
~It's made from white chocolate, and contains no nuts.

Michael Jackson and Woody Allen on "Child Psychology":
"Spare the rod, and spoil the child."

`What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
~Got two fives for a ten?

`What is Michael Jackson's Alma Matter?
~Bring-em Young.

`Did you hear about the duet by Michael Jackson and Elton John?
~It is titled "Don't let your son go down on me."

`Why does Michael Jackson hide for a couple hours after one of his
little friends leave?
~It takes that long to get the bubble gum off his dick.

`What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
~Michael Jackson has had more noses.

`What did Michael Jackson suffer from as a kid?
~Clitoris envy.

`Why did Michael invite MacCauly Caulkin to the house?
~He's like the little boy he never had.

`Why does Michael really need to go to rehab?
~He's a crack addict.

`What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme?
~"Little Boy Blew."

`Did you know that Michael Jackson just turned 35?
~Yeah, but he still feels like a 13 year old.

`How did Michael get in trouble?
~He was feeling a little Randy.

`How is Michael dealing with his problems?
~He's holding his own.

`How are Michael's friends dealing with the problem?
~They're all standing behind him.

`How did Michael actually proposition the little boy?
~It was just a slip of the tongue.

`What's sex like for Michael?
~Child's Play.

`How is Michael now?
~Feeling a little crotchety.

`Hear about the new Michael Jackson doll?
~It comes in a little can.

`Why does Michael like children so much?
~He knows how they feel.

`How can you tell when Michael Jackson is giving a party?
~By all the Big Wheels in his driveway.

`What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Plastic bag?
~One is made out of plastic and is dangerous for kids to play with
and one is used to carry groceries.

`Why does Michael own a theme park?
~He's always been into children's [censored].

`Did you hear Michael Jackson was running a "blue-light" special
at a local K-Mart?
~Little boys' pants were half off!

`What makes Michael Jackson so unique?
~It's the little boy inside him.

`How does Michael like to party?
~He sips a couple of Tall Boys.

`What's Michael's favorite snack?
~Slim Jims.

`What's Michael's favorite fast food?
~Big Boys.

`How do we know Michael is guilty?
~Several children have fingered him.

`Why is Michael so tough?
~He can lick any kid on the block.

`What's the new movie about Michael Jackson called?
~"The Hand that Robs the Cradle."

`How will Michael pay off his old boyfriends?
~Liquefy some assets.

`What's the difference between Nixon and Michael Jackson?
~One was a consummate [censored], the other a consummated [censored].

Tuck the end of a jacket sleeve into your pants crotch. Hold the
jacket off to the side. Then ask, "What's this?" "Dunno."
"Michael Jackson helping a kid put his coat on."

`What did Michael Jackson say after he was interrupted during sex?
~"[censored] happens!"

McDonald's is bringing out a new burger ..."Micheal Jackson Burger"...
It has 35 yr old meat inside 5 yr old buns.

`WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HORSE RACING JOCKEY AND MICHAEL
JACKSON.
~A JOCKEY CAN MOUNT 3 YEAR OLDS LEGALLY.

`WHAT DID MICHAEL JACKSON SAY WHEN HE GOT BACK TO NEVERLAND RANCH
FROM DRUG REHAB?
~ YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE A NEW BOY!

What are Michael Jackson's favorite sayings?
1) There's a sucker born every minute.
2) Kids do the darndest things.
3) Tricks are for kids.

`What's Michaels' next movie?
~Honey I Blew the Kid.

`What's Michaels' favorite group?
~New Kids on the Cock.

`What do Michael and Gaylord Perry have in common?
~Both have held lots of wet balls in their hands.

`What's sex like for Michael?
~Like candy from a baby.

`What psychological problem does Michael still suffer from?
~Anal retention.

`What do Michael and Catholic school nuns have in common?
~Both are a pain in the [censored] to kids.

`What's the difference between Michael and Connie Chung?
~Michael's been able to have kids.

`What's Michael's favorite dish?
~Creamed shrimp.

`Why's Michael cutting down on public appearances?
~He wants to spend more time with the kids.

`How are Michael's friends like U.S. veterans?
~They all get [censored] in the end.

`How will they ensure that Michael gets a thorough body search?
~Hire a Catholic priest to do it.

`What will they call the upcoming movie about Michael Jackson?
~"The African Queen."

`How do we know Michael Jackson isn't really a virgin?
~He's got children out the [censored].

Michael Jackson and Pee Wee Herman are have come out with a
new video called... "I'll beat it for you."

`Why did Michael Jackson want to join the Branch Davidians?
~So he could be black again.

`How does Michael Jackson resemble the Cincinatti Reds?
~They're both whiter than they should be.

A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother
and asks, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds,
"Well, God is both male and female."
This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black
or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay
or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers
none the less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding
and he triumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"

I saw him driving in a Ferrari in Encino years ago. He was right next to me at a traffic light, and had some little white boy with him in the passenger seat. If you think he looks freaky in pictures, you gotta see this guy closeup. Its even scarier.

What a shame to see a talent who contributed so much to the entertainment and music industries have such a fucked up and perverted personal life.



Last edited by KRL at Nov 19 2003, 10:25 PM