DO NOT eat much sugar-free jellybeans at once. You'll shit like never before. Goddamn..
..gotta run.
http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/o...er/pacscat.gif

Words of wisdom from Steve Martin (circa 1977):

Never......err...um....I mean Always....

Take a litter bag in your car with you......Its easy, helps keep things neat...
and when its full........










You can just toss it out of the window......






:yowsa:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

from my childhood

Thanks Sarettah

classic truly classic

as internet porn business is getting tougher,
ask yourself:
where in the real world can I utilize the skills I developed here?

You've got to be honest,
if you can fake that,
you've got it made.
:nyanya:

Best advice I ever received in my life:


Never fuck with another man's living.



PC disclaimer - by man's I of course mean "person's".

when in Business

K.I.S.S.

Keep
It
Simple
Stupid

I got the stupid down pat

:lol: :okthumb:

Always drop at least 3 roofies in Peache's drink before you try anal on her.

Also, date girls that can't figure out how to dial 911

Animal crackers - they aren't just for animals anymore.

Ahhhh.. GREAT avatar!! I LOVE the miser brothers!! Though I like the cold miser brother better!! :okthumb:

Never let your personal life get in the way of the success of your professional life!

There are short-sleepers and long-sleepers.

Short-sleepers need as little as five and a half hours.
Long-sleepers need as much as about nine and a half hours.

Thats means that the short-sleepers can get 2 months more work done than long-sleepers - every year! or in their entire lifetime its more than 12 years!!! :zoinks:

If you are long-sleeper, but know that you have the inherited genetic needed to become a short-sleeper, then improve the quality of your life (less stress, better diet, reqular exercise, and more exposure to light).

You will then always be ahead of the rest :)

Ahhhh.. GREAT avatar!! I LOVE the miser brothers!! Though I like the cold miser brother better!! :okthumb:

Never let your personal life get in the way of the success of your professional life![/b][/quote]
hehe thanks!

I think what does it for me with the heat miser is the hair and song. :rokk:

Look out kid
Don't matter what you did
Walk on your tip toes
Don't try "No Doz"
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don't need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows

and then you die. :nyanya:

my contribution:

time flies like an arrow
but fruit flies like a banana.

Always finish what you

and thats why we got to make the most of it :bjump:

Don't eat yellow snow!


now thats a tip :yowsa:

lol..

I was going to suggest the same thing, but I walked away from the computer and didn't press submit.

When you are about to snap an elbow with an armbar, make sure that both of your knees are held tight together. This stops them from rolling their arm, thumb down. Remember that the power comes from your legs and back and that no matter how strong the other person is, they will lose.

You don't actually break someone's arm in a armbar, you dislocate their elbow. Painfully.

Recently I've discovered... you make me very nervous :blink: :unsure:


:D

Never take more cash than you want to spend, to your favorite bar, and leave the credit cards at home.

B)

Recently I've discovered... you make me very nervous :blink: :unsure:


:D[/b][/quote]
thats why im glad he is on MY side

"Rubbing elbows" with Anthony just took on a whole new meaning.
:unsure:

I'm starting to build up a resistance to them - better try 5 next time!

My advice:
When the woman's happy, the man is happy - always keep the woman happy. :P

Here is advice that was given to me by God himself:






Never use your tongue to stop a fan.






(10pts if you can tell me what that is from)



Last edited by DrGuile at Nov 14 2003, 05:37 PM

I'm starting to build up a resistance to them - better try 5 next time!

My advice:
When the woman's happy, the man is happy - always keep the woman happy. :P[/b][/quote]
****Mental Note****

Forget to ask Peaches out on that date the first time you meet face to face!! :blink:

thats why im glad he is on MY side[/b][/quote]
Really guys, I don't even get a second look from the tough guys anymore.

I'm quiet, mind my own business, don't bother anyone.

Of course, I also look like this.

http://www.setgo.com/ant.jpg

someone looks like they need a bran muffin and some starbucks

That's an asskicking.

Please pick up your asskicking this weekend if you are in town. Comes with a wet kiss and tounge in ear.

the only advice i have is always sit where you can see all entrances.

I have one more lesson I learned a few weeks back, very important.. so listen up kids.


"NEVER scratch your balls after you've sliced habanero chilis without washing hands."

Pretty close to what I think,

"never gamble more than you're willing to lose" :)

Really guys, I don't even get a second look from the tough guys anymore.

I'm quiet, mind my own business, don't bother anyone.

Of course, I also look like this.

http://www.setgo.com/ant.jpg[/b][/quote]
pussy

:agrin:

These two will never do you wrong.

Everything that comes out of a womans mouth is a self serving lie.
Trust noone and expect the worst.



Last edited by [Labret] at Nov 15 2003, 12:20 PM

Pretty close to what I think,

"never gamble more than you're willing to lose" :)[/b][/quote]
I've never been much for gambling. Why risk losing money like that when its a sure thing at the bar.

Pretty much a guaranteed good time.

:hic:

Another Day...another tip.....

Words of wisdom from mom:

Don't tap dance on a rug with sneakers......



For tommorrow....

Lillygirl in the 4th.......

Be good to the people you meet on the way up...

...You may meet them again on the way down.

posted it in the wrong thread.

cheers.

never trust a john, and never turn your back on a drunk

:stout:

Kids in the Hall

"Never drive faster than you can see" -- Jack Burton, Porkchop Express

1. Never tell all you know...
2. ...

if you have a 2.5 year old and a talking parrot they will have conversations together

and if Snow White becomes your 2.5 year old's favorite movie of the week ......
Your parrot is going to say "Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho" and start to whistle



Last edited by Vick at Nov 16 2003, 12:44 PM

If you ever want to scare the kid , whack the parrot.
If you wanna scare everyone ,whack your own kid.

:yowsa: :agrin: :yowsa:
:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

never piss off someone you trust; you'll never know when those dirty little secrets will come back to haunt you.

Trust no one.

May I formally nominate this picture for the next caption contest?

So many punch lines.. so little time. :bdance:

oh and I forgot my tip..

Never poke a stick at anything bigger than you..

unless its Anthony.

You people fucking crack me up :agrin:

It is never too late to have a happy childhood............

Don't fry bacon in the nude.