If you want to laugh, you really need to check this out.

I had tears running down my face by the time I finished reading this

I only made it throught the first 3 before I started choking to death...

lololololol.....

excellenet find bd......


:wnw:

I've seen that before but it makes me laugh outloud everytime I read it.

:okthumb:

That's the feel good page of the YEAR!!!

I laughed, I cried

I wanted a Turkey and a Carmel Apple AAAAAAhhhhhh
From the Papa John's Farm Fresh Guy

Ok really it made me laugh out loud

heck, I laugh out loud just thinking about some of the entries . . . I seriously had to wipe tears ayway to keep from shorting out my keyboard

heck, I laugh out loud just thinking about some of the entries . . . I seriously had to wipe tears ayway to keep from shorting out my keyboard[/b][/quote]
When I saw what it was I posted then went back and read it. I too snorted and had to wipe away tears from my eyes.


HAAAARRRR


:biglaugh:

I can't stop laughing at this:

Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat

bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate: Who are you?
bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate: I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
bloodninja: How did you know?
bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the fuck?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of shit
DirtyKate: fuck

that was hilarious. i haven't laughed that hard in a long time. thanks baddog :okthumb:

LMAO - I'll definitely be sending this one around today! :yowsa: :yowsa:

Thats the best thing I've read in ages :okthumb:


My sides hurt now :biglaugh: :biglaugh: