???

Nopers Voodoo.........

But only cause Luke Ford sometimes posts here...............



:yowsa:

no

single

...with a mug & a turban like that? The hell you say! :yowsa:

single and available :rokk:

I'm not single... or...Does it count if I have a girl tied up in my basement?
Only way I'm gonna get one.

Nope B)

...it goes without saying!

Im trying to help YOU and I out.

:P

And for that matter, Ill be starting OpranoDating.com

:)

Hope I don't get sued.

:unsure:

Im trying to help YOU and I out.

:P

And for that matter, Ill be starting OpranoDating.com

:)

Hope I don't get sued.

:unsure:[/b][/quote]
I am soooooo getting you laid with one on my friends in Vegas!!!

Even if I have to Pay for it!!! LOL



Last edited by traffic ho at Nov 3 2003, 10:30 AM

I am soooooo getting you laid with one on my friends in Vegas!!![/b][/quote]
Action speaks louder than words my dear.

:D

I'm single and easy. All a girl has to do is take me to dinner, buy me some drinks, tell me i'm pretty and I put out. :D

Action speaks louder than words my dear.

:D[/b][/quote]
Hey, I've tried getting you laid....Your just tooo shy and nice!!!

Girls Like Bad boys!!!

To hell with those types of hoes.

My mama raised a courteous and chivalrous gentleman, not
a fucking pig.

I bought a book on Amazon, "nice guys don't get laid"
its hilarious
and true
read it
lots of valid points to back up the statement

Me too! :P

hahah

Patrick,

They don't even have to do that to me, just say, wanna F@#K?
Oh if only women were this easy.

Women, they have all the pussy and half the money and their
still bi@#^s.

:awinky:

Meni,

Next time, when you don't miss your flight, you'll have to bring it to me!

Hey, I've tried getting you laid....Your just tooo shy and nice!!!

Girls Like Bad boys!!![/b][/quote]
They dig bear bellied guys in fur coats too!

Hey now , I'm a nice guy. oh wait, i dont get any either :ph34r:

They dig bear bellied guys in fur coats too![/b][/quote]
No Gonzo!

We just dig the FUR COAT!!!

Im telling you, OpranoDating.com is going to be off the hook yo.
Fo shizzle my nizzle.(Just for Vick)

:o

So, this thread is for the single guy/gal?

C'mon Ant, this is Oprano, anyone can join in.

:)

I'm single





outside the state of Texas

haha nice guys finish last,

Depends on the day of the week, let's see it's Monday so I'm single again till Thursday.

No Gonzo!

We just dig the FUR COAT!!![/b][/quote]
Dont be eyballing my fur and leave the coat out of it!

Dont be eyballing my fur and leave the coat out of it![/b][/quote]
Are you going to wear it at the PHB?

My friends will stroke it, the fur that is!

Are you going to wear it at the PHB?

My friends will stroke it, the fur that is![/b][/quote]
Only if KK wears hers for the tandem photo shoot.

I'm single, poor, a bad dancer, drive a 98 Honda, would rather golf than go on a date, and hate going to movie theatres. Quite a catch for some lucky gal. :)

I do have a fur coat if body hair counts. :(

I would like to be your sales rep for Jergens

I would like to be your sales rep for Jergens[/b][/quote]
I could make you a rich man. ;)

STOP HURTING MY EYES WITH THOSE QUOTES OF QUOTES OF QUOTES!!!!! :shooter:

:D

Are you going to wear it at the PHB?

My friends will stroke it, the fur that is![/b][/quote]
Now youve went and done it Drav.

Ah, this thread is taking a downward turn... :okthumb:

Truth be told, Traffic Ho is right. While every other day Oprah does a show about "where are the nice guys" and all that crap, the truth is that a LOT of women are attracted to bad boys. Us nice guys get boot because we're boring... That's been my experience anyway.

The trouble with me is that I will absolutely NOT change who I am so that I can get a woman. If you can't handle a nice guy then the hell with you. I'd rather be single and true to myself that to ever act like an idiot so I can have a pretty girl on my arm.

Okay, I'm done venting for the day. :)

Ya know, if you guys would stop aiming towards the beautiful young girls, you'd find average women who appreciate good men and are disgusted by the bad boys........... :P

Me too! :P[/b][/quote]


WRONG!

:nyanya:

And single



Last edited by dirtyone at Nov 3 2003, 02:26 PM

That's it!!!

Gonzo, I have a paint gun and your fur coat is history!! :nyanya:

you pick the course and i'll even give u a handicap...my father, paul messner, god bless his soul, was on teh senior pga tour...

Vooman maybe you're right...since i'm 23 and been engaged 4 times (single now)!!!

you pick the course and i'll even give u a handicap...my father, paul messner, god bless his soul, was on teh senior pga tour...[/b][/quote]
umm, I think ulfie has been challenged :)

umm, I think ulfie has been challenged :)[/b][/quote]
dan, you want to be the ref?

when u getting ur ass down here anyway?

dan, you want to be the ref?

when u getting ur ass down here anyway?[/b][/quote]
hell ref, I wanta play.....I've got a big driver and a couple of balls :yowsa:


I should be in the greater south florida area in about 12-14 days

mikew, you ready :)

single by choice

Ya know, if you guys would stop aiming towards the beautiful young girls, you'd find average women who appreciate good men and are disgusted by the bad boys........... :P[/b][/quote]
Stop trying to ruin our fun.

:yowsa:

If I wasn't single, I'd never be allowed anywhere near GonZo....

you pick the course and i'll even give u a handicap...my father, paul messner, god bless his soul, was on teh senior pga tour...[/b][/quote]
heh, that made my night and I'm having a really BAD night. (mom took a nasty spill and I spent the last 7 hours in the hospital with her) When I make it back to Florida I'll take you up on the deal. :)

I been single for 4 months or so now, first time in around 12 years for the most part.

I have to say, with all honesty, I dig it. Perhaps a little too much. No yammering at me, no having to explain myself, no god damn woman head games, no listening to their non stop chatter about shit you could fucking care less about.

No sex sucks for about 20 minutes, until I punch the clown, listen to some christian ska, and get the poison out of my system.