You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes up in denial

So don't debate , a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field , and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way

So if you don't rate , just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabe's
So do that brand new thing

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube
So he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily ass

Now he's getting a tattoo
He's gettin' ink done
He asked for a '13' , but they drew a '31'
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip
But in his own mind
He's the dopest trip

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field , and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate , just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake

The world needs wannabe's
The world loves wannabe's
So let's get some more wannabe's
And do that brand new thing

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Your rolling well tonight Vick :wnw:

It was inevitable that Vick would 'wax poetic' about this at some point....

LOL.... nice, vick!

:rokk: :wnw:

in my best Elvis voice

Thank you, thank you very much




It was a little too easy though, big target

Nice ..... very nice. :okthumb:

offspring was great, seen them in fl on a spring break trip.. great mosh pit

seems im making my own little oprano fan club! this is great! Vick, seeing you are so talented could you come up with YOUR OWN song for the club and not just copy paste something you found off google?

Thanks brand0n

That song fit so well and ....

.... you're not worth the time and effort for one of my original compositions

Plus I don't know if I can express it better than the Offspring already did

Vick...

Why don't you raid the kiosk and find something to make him disappear?

How's the airport deal shaping up??

Still going as a teabag for Halloween?

He he he he

I can only make small things levitate and disappear - never tried it with rubbish

We got into the airport on October 1 and it's doing well :D even a few celebrity sightings and purchases from them

Just hired 2 new guys and looking for a few more

I should be careful, last time I told you things were well was the same day we ended up pulling out of Harborplace

But what's ironic about that is - 2 weeks later came the storm serge from the hurricane ..... and the bottom floor of Harborplace got flooded (we were on the top floor but it would have hurt tourism)

Oh, Im not so sure about that Vick.

In the time of chimpanzees
I was a monkey
Butane in my veins
and I became the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs,
Spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights
And put it in neutral
Stock car flamin' with a loser
And the cruise control
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Got a couple of couches,
Sleep on the love-seat
Someone keeps sayin'
I'm insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding
And a stain on my shirt
Don't believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation
And a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face
With some mace in the dark
Savin' all your food stamps
And burnin' down the trailer park

(Yo. Cut it.)

Soy un perdedor*
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

(Double-barrel buckshot)

Soy un perdedor*
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?

Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
Banned all the music with a phony gas chamber
'Cuz one's got a weasel
And the other's got a flag
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows
And the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slop
He hung himself with a guitar string
Slap the turkey-neck
And it's hangin' from a pigeon wing
You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef
For the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax
Fallin' on a termite
Who's chokin' on the splinters

Soy un perdedor*
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Get crazy with the cheeze whiz)
Soy un perdedor*
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Drive-by body-pierce)
(Yo, bring it on down)
Soooooooyy....
[chorus backwards]
(I'm a driver, I'm the winner;
Things are gonna change
I can feel it)

Soy un perdedor*
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(I can't believe you)
Soy un perdedor*
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdedor*
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
[repeat]
(Sprechen sie Deutsch, baby?)
Soy un perdedor*
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
(Know what I'm sayin'?)
*[Translation: "brand0n is a Loser"]

Hahahahaha :okthumb: