I know the libs would not find it too funny..... but everyone else, enjoy...

http://citysoap.com/cars/mailedD14.jpg

I can laugh at it asl long as I feel guilty about it....

:D

This is why I love you PD. You DO possess a sense of humor....

Of course the more I look at the photo, the more I think its been photoshopped.

Good job though !!!

And yes, I acn appreciate it too, even with my UnAmerican Communistic urges.....


:yowsa:

pearl!!!

ahahahahahahahahahahaha

PD! :wnw:

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http://www.pleasurelabs.com/pics/alex_cock.jpg[/b][/quote]
It was then that JR proved there would be little left to the imagination. Not on this day. Not on any day. Not even on the coldest, dampest, most dreary day in history. All is well in the world.

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Last edited by RawAlex at Oct 7 2003, 11:10 AM

let me know when you find one you like.

http://www.pleasurelabs.com/pics/alex_ape.gif

LMAO - I think I just shit myself - "Oops I crapped my pants!!!"

Nice pic Mike :okthumb:

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Last edited by RawAlex at Oct 7 2003, 11:11 AM

Alex, please send all legal correspondence to the law offices of:

Sux, Twew, Beemee
101, Scary Guy from Another Country Dr.
Suite 1
MouseTurd, Tenessee USA
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Last edited by JR at Oct 6 2003, 09:53 PM

i was looking for an example of a "he is picking on me and anyway, i think he is an asshole" legal letter and could not find one.

this should be both educational and interesting.

Dear Mr Henderson,

It has come to the attention of my firm that you have again threatened some form of legal action against our client for what can only be described as immature behavior.

Please be advised that we have already punished our client in a manner both appropriate and consistent with the offense.

Attached is photographic proof of the aforementioned punishment and we trust that this matter will be now be closed and consider it to be resolved.

Should similar issues arise in the future, we suggest telling your mommy.

Sincerely Yours
JR's Legal Team

http://www.pleasurelabs.com/pics/alex_pickedon.gif

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Last edited by RawAlex at Oct 7 2003, 11:11 AM

LMFAO

:salute:

Alex,

The pissier you get , the funnier it gets ;)

Damn, never seen you up this early (or late?).

Morning Colin

In part I think its returning to the clean living,Colin.Seriously :-)

Plus when I was at school in England there were a lot of clever..really clever bastards in my class.

I couldn't outsmart them so the only alternative was to out work them.

I got used to 4-5 hours sleeps a night in order to do it. :)

Feel like your old self again?

I know that feeling.

Exactly !!!!

Its a hell of a buzz. ;-)))

In fact I'm now at a loss to understand why I went down that path , yet terrified , that, if not careful , I could again.Weird , huh?

You snatched the words right out of my mouth ... but transformed them into some sort of evil poetry.

Yup , its nice to back to normal ;-)))

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Last edited by RawAlex at Oct 7 2003, 11:11 AM

translation provided by the Oprano Bullshit Decoder:

"I just want to be loved"

Hope you can afford the postage.

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Last edited by RawAlex at Oct 7 2003, 11:12 AM

Does that matter? I know many places that have a mailing address offshore and a local phone number for their domains. In fact, I would think that would be a good thing....? :unsure:

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Last edited by RawAlex at Oct 7 2003, 11:12 AM

do you want to tell my parents and my teacher too?

the contact info needs to be legitimate contact info which it is. thats all. sorry, you don't win a prize though you may soon win an honary award for being my favorite bitch.

Dear Tucows,

Some guy is making fun of me on a porn message board.
kindly deactivate his domain immediately.

Sincerely,
Alex (the injured party)

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Last edited by RawAlex at Oct 7 2003, 11:12 AM

The info is correct.

Is that really something you can sue over?

I don't think you want to threaten me, Alex. You have to see me twice a year and we both know I can kick your ass.

Actually, i have no idea about this issue. thats why i am trying to read about copyright law right now. a lot of interesting questions, a lot of gray areas as well.

I am willing to pay some legal fees if you are. No biggie. It's difficult to believe that you would decide to bring in attorneys. it should be pretty funny none the less. I may just defend myself out of boredom and to prove I can. That would be a good Oprano show for the boys. :)

The best part is that GFY will have a field day with this one. I may create a whole site and dedicate it to you now. Please do yourself a favor when you sue me and send me high quality scans of all legal documents as well... you know, so that you are comfortable with the quality and accuracy of the info that will be helping to wind down your career in adult while i keep making fun of you on the Internet.

ahhhhh.... the dangers of parody and sarcasm.

i will glady suffer for my art as alll the great ones did.

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Last edited by RawAlex at Oct 7 2003, 11:13 AM

i can't find that info anywhere and there clearly seems to be some confusion on the matter. can you please show me where it says that in the lawbooks?

why is an image "copywrited"

why can Hustler print a pic of Jerry Falwell and make a parody ad... but doing that with Alex is not ok?

Alex do you think you are closer to God than Jerry Falwell? i am not following you at all here.

"Colin: Nice address. Does Tocows know that your registration info isn't right on Pleasurelabs (US phone number Isle of Man address?). "

I'd consider that an implied threat and you were kind enough to address it to me. Let's not get all the way to three strikes and you're out.

Alex, dont mess with this guy. He has a degree in physics from Yale... and a sharp sword. ... a bad, bad combination of knowledge and ability.

http://www.pleasurelabs.com/pics/colin_pornographer.jpg

JR, apparently everything you know about copyright is located in a small piece of crud under your big toe. (oh yeah, bitching about spelling shows that you have no real arguement here... just trying to play BS games to distract from the issues at hand... whatever!)

You can do parody all you want - providing you have the RIGHTS to use the image. Hustler can parody Fallwell in images because they have obtained the rights to use the basic image, they didn't just crop it out of a newspaper and fuck with it.

You cannot use images that you do not have the rights for. The original artist that took the picture, plus anyone appearing in that image for which you do not have commercial rights can take action, from what I understand.

You don't have the rights to use the image from Cleos, and she has posted such. You are in violation of her copyright on that image. You have broken copyright law. Don't think so? Ask you lawyers. No grey there.

More importantly, ask them about slander and libel, and how comments made that you are intending to drive me out of business would show that your intent is not parody, but rather to harm, to limit business, and otherwise affect my livelyhood. That's not parody.

Alex

Jerry Falwell gave Hustler Magazine to do a parody ad about him? uh... er.... uh.... hahahahahhahaha


i wont drive you out of business Alex, you dumb fucking drama queen. only your absurd antics can do that. but if you want to go the distance, i can make it pretty comical as well.

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Last edited by RawAlex at Oct 7 2003, 11:13 AM

don't you worry,
I'll put you ALL out of business by Monday
;-))

whom should I start with?

Alex looks like an easier target
;-)))

BTW,
Alex, your knowledge of copyrights/parody laws are practically NON EXISTANT...