That's right Ladies and Germs....

The Oprano sing along thread, where we all join together in harmony and sing like Joni would want us to....

So, to start it off, here is a little ditty you will all recognize, just join on in and sing along..................


It's a world of pussy
A world of tits
It's a world of dicks
And a world of clits
There's so much that is bare
That it's time we're aware
It's a porn world after all

there are lots of assholes
and cash by the ton
and a smile means
some cockholster has won
Through the boards we divide
but its time we decide
its a porn world after all

It's a porn world after all
It's a porn world after all
It's a porn world after all
It's a porn, porn world


:yowsa:

Your having Way to much fun.

Go to Westport and have some fun already.

:D

Westport........... shit.... If I go there I just get depressed that I'm not in my 20's anymore..... (Great scenery most nights though) :yowsa:

And now........... Here's an old classic............

You all know the words.............. So just hop on in and sing along...........


spoken:
Confucy, we know we've pissed with you many times before
we said we'd never piss with you again
I guess we shouldn't bitch about anything at all
Since you've gone to your nicer kinder self
But wejust can't let you go
Without telling you just how much we miss you
So that is why I'm gonna piss with you one more time

sung:
Confucy come back, we just can't stand
Each boring day's a little bit longer
and the last time we argued
Seems like a hundred years ago
Back to this board that always knew
The fun of a bitch that was named
Confucy come back where you belong and piss some more

spoken:
Well I guess that's about all we gotta bitch about
we'll just take our piss and hold it in
I know those other boards are calling you confucy
Nice boards without any piss
But if you ever want somebody to just piss with
Some day you just may just come back here
You know where we're at and here's what we'll say

sung:
Confucy come back, we just can't stand
Each boring day's a little bit longer
and the last time we argued
Seems like a hundred years ago
Back to this board that always knew
The fun of a bitch that was named
Confucy come back where you belong and piss some more

repeat chorus

I love Disney World but there is one attraction I will not go on .....
"It's a small world"

Thank you for "It's a Porn World"

Still working on espresso, brain not functioning ... yet


(aren't you glad)

And I'd like you all to give a big hand for the Mormon Tubercular choir as they bring back this 60's classic...........

"I'd like to teach the net to buy"

Id like to build a big website
And fill it up with porn
Live video streams and exclusive content and lots of real cool stuff

I'd like to teach the net to buy
all it's porn from me
I'd like to have their credit cards for just my company

I'd like to see the net for once
All cliecking to my site
And see them trapped in my consoles, oh wouldnt it be grand

I'd like to teach the net to buy (Too much porn out there)
all it's porn from me (that what the prob is today)
I'd like to have their credit cards for just my company

I'd like to teach the net to buy (Too much porn out there)
all it's porn from me (that what the prob is today)
I'd like to have their credit cards for just my company

Id like to build a big website
And furnish it with porn
Live video streams and exclusive content and lots of real cool stuff

I'd like to teach the net to buy (Too much porn out there)
all it's porn from me (that what the prob is today)
I'd like to have their credit cards for just my company

(repeat ad nauseum)

sarettah, are you the annoying guy who hogs the microphone on karoke nights??!?

:P

lololol............

Nopers, I would'nt subject my worst enemy to my voice (unless it happens to be tequila night....).............


:yowsa:

Welcome to Oprano
We've got fun 'n' games
We got everything you want
Honey , we know are names
We are the people that built
The Adult Internet
If you got the money, surfer
We're ain't done with you yet

Welcome to Oprano
We got Serge, Billy and Mike
And when she's around
Lee Noga is our resident Dyke
Colin soon will post
A daily intellectual Treat
JR's uses his Photoshop Skills
Which give Confucy prickly heat
Peaches has so many husbands
We can't even keep score
Give her a few days
She'll have a couple more


Welcome to Oprano
Morons get ousted everyday day
They flap their gums
without anything to say
We got the industries smartest babes
too many to even name
and the fuckin' GYF rejects
Get kicked to the Hall of Shame


And when you're making $ you never
Ever want to come down , YEAH !
Do you know where you are
You're at Oprano baby

:okthumb:

lololol............

Nopers, I would'nt subject my worst enemy to my voice (unless it happens to be tequila night....).............


:yowsa:[/b][/quote]
*cough cough* Ahem... bullshit... *cough cough*
Don't believe him, CJ. He's got a great voice.
:nyanya:

Why did I KNOW Vick was going to break into his WWAD (what would Axl do) mode?

These are great guys, keep 'em coming!

Well, I did say I wouldn't subject my "worst enemies" to it.....

Friends and family are a totally different story...lol....

But Carrie.... lol...The Farley-Iggy show.....like the songs say....

"That was long ago and far away and so much better then it is today"

"I was so much older then...I'm younger then that now"




:yowsa:



Last edited by sarettah at Sep 13 2003, 01:58 PM