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Winetalk.com 09-05-2003 11:51 AM

Three men were walking aimlessly in the desert. They came upon a castle. Dying of thirst, they decided to go into the castle.

Inside they found no men, just dozens of beautiful women. The three men decided to stay (obviously, what man wouldn't). For a week they enjoyed themselves having sex many times a day with all of the beautiful women.

After a week, the king of the castle and his army of men came back. As he walked into his castle, he found the three men with his women. Upset, the king ordered his army to capture the three men and line them up against the wall. Then the king said that each of them would be severely punished according to their occupation.

The king goes up the first man and demands to know his occupation. The first man replies, "Fireman." The king tells his army, "Burn off his penis."

Then he walked over to the second man and asked his occupation. Hesitating the man said, "I...I...I...I'm a police officer." The king ordered, "Shoot off his penis."

Then finally the King asks the third man his occupation. With a huge smile on his face the man replied, "Lollipop salesman."

Almighty Colin 09-05-2003 12:05 PM

Is this an experiment to see how many people will click on "........... "?

Winetalk.com 09-05-2003 12:08 PM

Colin,
nope,
'cuz I knew the answer to your question about 7 years ago
;-))

Almighty Colin 09-05-2003 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Sep 5 2003, 11:16 AM
Colin,
nope,
'cuz I knew the answer to your question about 7 years ago
;-))

After what I what I was going to say next you would say "people don't change" which is only further evidence for the point. ;-)

Winetalk.com 09-05-2003 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin+Sep 5 2003, 11:20 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Colin @ Sep 5 2003, 11:20 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Serge_Oprano@Sep 5 2003, 11:16 AM
Colin,
nope,
'cuz I knew the answer to your question about 7 years ago
;-))

After what I what I was going to say next you would say "people don't change" which is only further evidence for the point. ;-)[/b][/quote]
:okthumb:

Trev 09-05-2003 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Sep 5 2003, 04:59 PM
Then finally the King asks the third man his occupation. With a huge smile on his face the man replied, "Lollipop salesman."
I don't get it

;-)


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