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Man Charged for Wearing Skimpy Swimsuit
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CADDO VALLEY, Ark. - A man's skimpy swimsuit was too much — or too little — for Taco Bell workers.

Employees at Taco Bell called police Sunday when the man walked into the restaurant wearing only a tiny black Speedo swimsuit and a cut-off T-shirt during the Labor Day weekend.

Caddo Valley Police Chief Hiram Latin said his attire, or lack thereof, was a little too revealing.

"He was inappropriately dressed for a restaurant," said Latin. He said the man had left his clothes at a lake.

The man faces a $750 fine and possible jail time if convicted of indecent exposure.

According to Arkansas law, a person can be charged with indecent exposure if "he knows his conduct is likely to cause affront or alarm."

Police ticketed the man and took photos of him in the Speedo, for use in court.

Only in Arkansas would Taco Bell be considered a restaurant

Vick,
unreal!
that was my very first thought too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Serge - sorry to say it was my second thought

My first thought was about a friend of mine and his legendary Red Speedos :yowsa:

Maybe my "son" will tell you about the time he went to the Varsity wearing my pink knitted sweater because he didn't have a clean shirt and "No shoes, No shirt, No service". :rolleyes:

Those GFYer's behind the counter must have had their galleries denied or
were homophobic of his big burrito supreme... uptight and taking it out
on this poor pantsless person... meanies...

A friend of mine got a semester off from Princeton for strict compliance with the "Tie and Shoes Required for Sunday Dinner" sign in his residence hall.

Sad thing is, if he was blonde babe wearing same thing... had a pair of nice
tits rather than joystick and giggle berries... the value meal virgins working
the counter would have bent over backwards to 'serve' the customer...

:wackit:

Hmmm ... possibly. However, in Arkansas there is a pretty high likelyhood that there would have been at least one born-again mofo on the crew who would have called the police to have them arrest the siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinner.

Naw... Taco Bell rhymes w/ hell so good lil Baptist steer clear of such an
overt ploy by Satan... That talking dog was just one of his minions sent
to subvert the will of the PromiseKeepers...

Very true - but in Arkansas you got folks that make the Baptists look like decadent pagan party animals.