Hey aren't you in some foreign land enjoying time with the wife? What's up with all the banning's and pissin in the cornflakes lately? I've been moving this week and haven't had nearly enough time to keep up with the circus going on around here. How about a Drav style recap ;)

Hmmm Tooley you not been paying attention again huh. :) You didn't move far whiner!

:nyanya:

Toolz,
the recap is:
Veni, Vidi, Vici

I am between Iceland and Italy assignments
(Yes, Oprano sends me there on the business trips to report on local porn conditions)

where have you moved? Under the Shann's skirt?
;-))

Ah Sergey,

It's been a long time since we've talked, Shann and I seperated in March. I'm a split man between Chris and Billy right now.

Moved back out into the country in Marc's neck of the woods so I can spy on him, can I get on the official Oprano payroll as I'm reporting on conditions in Michigan? :)

Toolz,
I have better deal in mind, let's...BARTER!!!!!

I'll spy and report on Shann and you report on Marc and we call it even at the end of the day
;-)))

Do you really have to think about who to pick ??

Will Chris be home at the end of the night waiting for you ??
NOT !!

Ah, apparently I'm not the only one that won't participate in a threesome! :awinky:

Toolz,
I have better deal in mind, let's...BARTER!!!!!

I'll spy and report on Shann and you report on Marc and we call it even at the end of the day
;-)))[/b][/quote]
No bartering needed Serge, we have our own lives and are still friends if I want to know what she's up to I'll ask her :)

you are not jelous, are you?
;-)))

Yes Serge,

Because it took 2 men to fill one woman's shoes :)

I heard toolz is really marc's gardener???

Rumors are true, I've gotten a new tractor and brush hawg, watch out crab grass.

Feels good to know it takes 2 men to replace me! LOL OOPS or is that my fault.... hmmmm

Tim Allen Grunt...

You know Toolz, if you want to get rid of crabgrass I highly recommend Ortho Weed Be Gone Crabgrass Killer. I've had very good success with that and it didn't hurt the grass...

Oops, wrong message board. I thought this was Turf Talk. hahaha

I sense something very peculiar here...anybody cares to fill me in?
;-)))

Shann you were too good for Toolz! He did not deserve a cool, nice, hot chick like yourself!!

Mike, fuck off, I was on her "shoes" first!!!!
;_))

geeze,
do I go after your "shoeish interests"????

Ahhh flattery will get you everywhere!

:inlove:

nobody ever blamed me that I don't know which ass to kiss properly
;-))))

LOL, this ass pays you for the kissing, is Piecash an advertiser here? Better get Shann to pony up the bucks for the ass kissin.

Ouch Toolz, are you bitter boy today! :nyanya:

How's the gardening coming along? :bdance:

Billy quickly works his way over to Cheetah's where I will sit in the corner with Chris until it is safe to come back out : )

Hmmm i thought I said NO Cheetahs! rofl

Ahh.. did I say Cheetahs.. I ment we were off to Las Vegas Natural History Museum to learn some History !!

LOL now if i could only remember the name of the peeler bar i insisted on going to in Vegas.... hmmmm

Toolz,
being a woman (with nice ass and tits) is good enough reason for me to kiss ass.

is anything wrong with that???

I may be old and ugly,
but I am still horny
;-))))

And now you see why we're no longer together Serge, it was her or Cheetah's, you can see which I chose :)

And now you see why we're no longer together Serge, it was her or Cheetah's, you can see which I chose :)[/b][/quote]
darn, I hate when I am given choices....
we all have HUGE hearts,
enough of love for everybody
;-)))

OH Toolz that's not what you were saying in Florida though was it! ROFL I'm only gonna be nice for so long! :ph34r:

LOL How goes the move whiney pants and maybe being a woman has some advantages, at least Serge likes me. :inlove:

baby,
I'll do you in a heart beat!

...and you may even cry Toolz name when we do it,
I am VERY flexable!
;_)))

hehe i'm flexible too! i can do the splits! rofl

I won't scream Toolz name, only in vain! :P