After seeing the thread where it was 31-4 against hiring Forest I began to wonder where I would stand in the job market.

what can you do? :ph34r:

He makes amazingggg flower arrangements!!
His scrapbooking skills are top notch, dont let the
big mouth fool you :okthumb: :okthumb:

A big mouth is an asset in certain portions of this industry.

I could not afford Brad, but Cutie is right.... he has a nice pretty mouth! Lots of things to do with that!!

:lol: :yowsa: :o

I think the better question is what CANT I do. Cutie about summed up what I CANT do.

Since they filmed Deliverance up here, the pretty mouth would come in handy! Can you cook? Clean? Paint? Drive a stick shift? :rolleyes:

You might feel out of place in the wedding arena though - last week there was an announcement for a wedding in the paper: "No invitations will be mailed - everyone's invited!". :agrin:

there are a number of things i would most definitly hire brad for:

1. my personal lobster orderer, sheller, and butter dipper(i can feed myself)
2. my personal stripper picker and payer
3. my personal board pisser spokesperson(never been much of a pisser but with brad being my mouthpiece would start)
4. my personal Vegas Shit consultant(his tastes in shirts is almost as good as Sweet T's)
5. my personal "reach around protector" He would intervene and take the grab before people like pornoman, billy, and others can try to grab my package.

The one job i would NOT hire brad for-----WEDDING PLANNER!!!!!!

Yeah, I would hire Brad, he has tempermant but he can fish, and when ya fish ya cannot be shitty too!

Lee I plan on stealing china from your wedding to use in mine. Do not mind the boxes and bubble wrap.

The Brad Shaw enigma.

imo you dont have to like someone personally to respect their ability at making money (just look at Trump) and well, this guy has made some serious $$$.

so yeah i would hire someone like him, especially as a consultant.

I couldn't afford him but I would hire him if I could. When I did this part-time I made a lot of money from SIC. Board personalities are just that, most people are nothing like what they type when you meet them in person. Brad runs a good company so I doubt he'll need a job from anyone else soon. Jeebus, I sound like such a suckup now.

Is that why you had me order all the rolls of boxing tape for you?

And all this time I just thought you and Laura were just getting into the bondage thing.




Last edited by Toolz at Aug 5 2003, 09:51 AM