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Wes 06-29-2003 02:56 AM

Boyfriend must fight jealous pig

You don't want to be Kjetil Gudem. He's the live-in boyfriend of Synne Larsen, who's devoted to him. Unfortunately, she's also devoted to Tirill, her 110 pound pet pig. Tirill is possessive and territorial and mightily resents Kjetil for moving in. For two years, Kjetil tried to befriend Tirill, but to no avail. "She just goes into attack mode," he said. "Often she is standing, waiting when I come out of the toilet." Which is no fun, considering the beast has tusks. Synne is as dedicated to Tirill as she is to Kjetil, and won't give him up. Disciplining the oinker hasn't worked. Neither have dog obedience experts. So now Kjetil walks around the house with his legs wrapped in heavy paper. But there's hope. The couple is expanding the house, in the hopes that the added territory will lessen the tension.

PornoDoggy 06-29-2003 03:25 PM

Time for barbecue ...

Bad Boy Rob 06-29-2003 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy@Jun 29 2003, 11:33 AM
Time for barbecue ...
A big barbecue shortly after leaving the hospital when that pig decides she is not on the menu....

Actually which pig is being cooked up here? :rolleyes:

dig420 06-29-2003 07:26 PM

the boyfriend needs to get a Pit Bull.

bacon served, problem solved.

Wes 06-29-2003 08:49 PM

mmmmmmmmm.....BLT Sandwiches....mmmmmmmmmmm


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