Hey guys somehow I haven't managed to find this board to register before now. I'm not sure why maybe it's because i've been slaving away in the trenches. Well anyway i'm just here to say hello and see what you guys have to offer. :wnw:

Shhhhhh.... Serge is gonna see that and we are all gonna have to look at that damn picture... AGAIN !!!!!!

:yowsa:

Welcome to the board undermyspell... Make yourself comfortable :)

:agrin:



Last edited by sarettah at Jun 19 2003, 10:26 PM

uh oh why do I think I may have opened up a can of worms here? This may not be good do I need to do a quick edit? Thanks Sarah I couldn't be any more comfy. Winding down for the day, kids are in bed and I have a huge mug of cappucino in front of me. aaaah the little things in life. :gbounce:

Hmm..err... cough cough...

sarettah=big oogly dude....

:yowsa:

oh d00d sorry. My bad. lol Your advice just sounded so feminine. Not many men I know say get comfy unless they're wanting to get in my panties. (wait I don't own any) that's another story though. I guess you're just in touch with your feminine side. :yowsa:

I like this chic already.

Welcome! Welcome!

Show us your tits.

:P

lolol.... I almost typed FUCK YOU, but that wouldn't be nice Voodoo, so I won't type FUCK YOU and thet way you can never accuse me of typing FUCK YOU.....

:yowsa:

Feminine side eh... hmmmm....... You are so lucky you're brand new here..................................and female...

:zoinks:



Last edited by sarettah at Jun 19 2003, 10:49 PM

oh god damn when did gfy redesign the board? :moon:

did I mention and not owning panties..... that is the real deciding factor :yowsa:

well you know sarettah some chicks dig a guy that's in touch with his feminine side. Not afraid to cry or show emotion. Want to learn? I can always make you cry. :nyanya:

Is that what I think it is.... surely not.

Go for it .....


(whenever you feel froggy, just jump) :gbounce:

nah, my boss told me to play nicely and make lots of new friends. *or I would get fired* lol Besides, if I made you cry here then if you go to Internext and saw me there you might reciprocate and I don't want to cry there I am going to be too busy partying my butt off :rokk:

I won't be at Internext (at least not August) so you don't have to worry about that..... :yowsa:



Last edited by sarettah at Jun 19 2003, 11:00 PM

ah what a shame. And I just might have something in mind if you really want me to try to make you cry but it will have to wait til Vegas Internext as it's gonna be a HUGE event there. but shhhh can't say anymore you're just going to have to show up and participate. :agrin:

Well... Mike isn't here to ask you, so I will...

What do you do on the net... what part of the business are you in... (this is your chance to SPAM....)

:)

and here I thought it would take me weeks before someone allowed me to introduce myself. I am presently the board whore i.e. Marketing Director for Sextronix. I am trying to pull their internet presence into the limelight and make a big push toward the front of the sponsorship pack. We have added tons of new goodies on the site and we're making special high payout deals for those that can and will push the signups. We're also having a contest for $50 in cash to name the mascot which is a Rocketeer/Superman kind of guy. That ends tomorrow night at midnight cst and we're giving a couple of tickets to Internext or cash equivalent to the affiliate that sends the most signups between now and July 15th midnight cst. In addition to that I own 3 tgp's, a design site, a resource site, a domain registrations site, am the mother of three children, a wife, and coach my daughter's little league team. I'm sure i'm leaving something out but that pretty much gives you a run down. I've been in the adult biz for a little over 3 years now and have loved every minute of it. Except for a brief stint at another message board under another nickname. *that's another story as well* *whew* I think i'll go to bed now after all that typing. lol Just remember. You asked! :biglaugh:

Serge isnt here right now either, thats why I filled the void with show us your tits.

So???
Whats it going to be? thats the only real way to make friends you know?

See, this is the effect I have on women.

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/mexic.../Img001797.jpg

who is your boss?

i like the look of your program, lots of very cool frontends :okthumb:

and I thought my charming personality and witty dialogue would be the best bet to making friends! Sorry Voodoo. Have to wait til i'm seen in person to see my tits. I'm management not talent.

cj - Thanks, I kind of like the looks of the site too. We have some kick ass designers working non stop on new sites. 22 to be added in another week or so. The boss is an enigma. He prefers to remain anonymous. I get to handle all the public imaging. He is putting my face to the program. Sorry to be so vague. But I have my orders. :groucho:

I don't mind that you were vague about who owns the company you are marketing, I hope you don't mind if I don't send you any traffic :awinky:

BWAHAHAHAHA you look ridiculous without your hair!!!

ahh ok, Ill wait then.

Dont expect Serge to be so easy though. :D

Anyways, again, welcome to the gumbo.

Not a good way to win people's trust!

Lemme guess.... Rick Somers? :-)

I wont be as nice as Sarettah.

FUCK YOU!!!


:lol:

I wont be as nice as Sarettah.

FUCK YOU!!!


:lol:[/b][/quote]
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA trying to look as dangerous as your GFY friends?

HAHAHHAHAHA what's next? Are you going to challenge people here to fight you at the next webmaster show? HAHAHHAHAHAHA

you're not fooling anyone, you look twice as gay now :-)))

BTW, you still havent told us all here at Oprano when your releasing your new program Timon.

Hurry up already!

I could only look twice as gay if you was standing next to me.

btw, if you cant tell, I have no GFY friends.

Yep, you certainly look twice as gay as me... make that four times actually ;-)

Sure I can tell, you have no friends period :-)))

Snappy,

but why dont you post that pic of you by that motorcycle and the billboard.

I could use a good laugh.

I don't mind that you were vague about who owns the company you are marketing, I hope you don't mind if I don't send you any traffic :awinky:[/b][/quote]
nah, that's ok that you feel that way man. I just was instructed to let him drop the info himself. He posts on a few boards and will be in Florida. That's all. Not trying to be secretive other than that's what i'm to do under my instructions is all. It's a good program that has kick ass domains and designs and it's not over saturated yet. Excellent rebills too. You should give it a whirl and see what you think. If you prefer to wait til he is known to many that's fine but he is friends with several of the large guys from various places like ynotmasters and other sites. He's not totally anonymous just not real strong with the American way since he is originally from another country.

Thanks Voodoo for being understanding. I'll just have to fend Serge off myself and thanks for the welcome.

All this from a guy that hides out in a 3rd world country.

No Problem undermyspell.

Pay no attn to Timon and I. Aside from turrets syndrome,
he has a few issues about life, and I just like let him
have his fun every now and then.

He's really a swell guy when he is on his medication.

:D

It's Tourette's Syndrome ... which I prefer to your Closetfag Syndrome ;-)

I stand corrected.

So your a closetfag?

Geez, Im so sorry, I didnt know.

:-))

LOL, you got genders wrong twice in 1 thread! :P

What you have claimed is the same as every other affiliate program claims ... what exactly is 'excellent rebills'? what kind of retention are you seeing on average?

Now that you have pointed out that its a secret who owns the program (you could have just said 'i'm the company representative and will be happy to help you with anything you may need'), we are all wondering why the owner has to be a secret?

Tell him/her to drop by, we'd love to meet the person signing our checks ;-)

where???? :biglaugh:

if he's been around ynot for a while, he should know a bunch of people over here! he would definately have met the infamous serge ...

oh you aren't bothering me in the least voodoo. Unless that's really you that's in the pic you posted. If it is you're bothering me a great deal :yowsa:

Its me, and your makin me blush.





:yowsa:

well i'm not sure about you but i've always taken man as a pretty generic response. Even with my nickname and picture up I get it frequently. Hey man, let's have a drink or whatever.

We are seeing currently between 45-65% rebills depending on the particular site. The reason for the rebill rate is simple. We not only have the cascading billing so it's almost impossible for their payment to not go through but we also have a program that if they wish to cancel their trial membership we offer them 3 free site memberships to stay aboard. We also give them a new site membership every 15 days as long as they are an active member.

It is not particularly a huge secret who he is. He does not post on ynot as far as i'm aware. At least i've never seen him post there although he may unbeknownst to me. He is just friends with some of them. I shall ask him to drop by and say hello and see if he can answer some of your questions. Otherwise, he will be with me in Florida live and in person. We are sponsoring the gigamix and planning some goodies on the convention floor. So if he doesn't have a chance to make it her prior to that just look for the chick with the logo on her ass and you'll find us.




Last edited by undermyspell at Jun 19 2003, 09:26 PM

Don't worry you're safe, he's only interested in MEN.

65%??? No way!

Its me, and your makin me blush.





:yowsa:[/b][/quote]
does that mean I get to rub your head?????

Sorry men only

Don't worry you're safe, he's only interested in MEN.[/b][/quote]
Ahh Timon,

Dont be sad that I turned you down. You'll find someone for you,
Someday!

:awinky:

does that mean I get to rub your head?????[/b][/quote]
haha, well, it might not be so exciting now, I have hair again.


Shaving it every 2 days was becoming a hassle.

Ahh Timon,

Dont be sad that I turned you down. You'll find someone for you,
Someday!

:awinky:[/b][/quote]
Well if you ever change your mind.... :boohoo: :boohoo:

i don't get it, i asked for average retention and i get a % number ... :huh:

so, is 65% the % of trials that converts to a paid membership in the first month?

i guess i could go check this myself but i'm too lazy, what processor are you using?

ibill & paycom

65%


:huh:

One would probably have to "forget" to count half the trials to get to 65% ;-)



Last edited by Timon at Jun 20 2003, 12:41 AM

even my womens sites have dropped down to the 30% mark ...

aaaah remember those 65% times? if only we could do it all over again