The trick is to stand me up for dinner - you showed up and were my date, ergo, until you're a BETTER asshole, you'll continue to lag behind me :biglaugh: (and ulfie, hehehehe)

Ulfie is running out of power. Energizers expended.

Tonda is formidable but has nowhere to go but down. Luke is a ringer. He's just in there to fill space. To make it look close.

It's a two-horse race Peaches and you already made your first mistake in leading me to the water.
But go ahead .. you drink first.

Peaches:

I don't even register a blip on the asshole scale, and I'm married to the man most likely to receive a LIFETIME ACHEIVMENT AWARD....shouldn't I be listed at least as an Asshole By Association??? :rolleyes:

Must I come up with original asshole acts of my own?? :D

I dunno, Susanne - a lot of people would tell you Serge has more than enough "asshole-y-ness" to spread across AT LEAST 2 people :okthumb:

Now I just have to find a way to get Colin to drink.......... :awinky:

Wow Peaches... you are moving up in the world! ;-) Congrats! LOL


I'm gonna be an 'asshole' one day... ;-)

FB, if it makes you feel any better, you're an asshole EVERY day in my book! :nyanya:

Missed you in Vegas - that noshow alone should qualify you :(

so... you've been talking to my wife?


Wanted to make the show... just could not swing it with other obligations...

It's the law of conservation of assholeness. There is only so much to go around. In my house, this is quite evident.

LL... I think being married to Serge says it all !

And Yes, I think Ulfie is like his Steelers !!





Last edited by Billy at Jan 13 2003, 12:29 PM

I'm just filling up space? Well, screw all of you! lol Does that help me being asshole #2?

Nope, you have to say "fuck all of you".

:wankit:

Holy Moly!! I'm actually on the list! Woohoo!!

Okay, so I'm 51st....but that only means there's lots of room for moving up! :rokk:

To kick things off:

FUCK ALL OF YOU!! :wankit:

(did I do that right Colin?) :awinky:

wow peaches, you really did some damage at this show huh?!?!?

LOL

how the fuck did i get to 7th and i wasn't even there?!?!?!

Hmmm ... I seem to be stalled at number 35 ... wonder what I can do to improve my rating?

Go like this Pornodoggy:



FUCK ALL OF YOU!!

:wankit:

:nyanya:

Oh quit yer damn whining!! :moon:

:blink:

Some advice from a former asshole of the month

1 - CHEAT - Billy can be bribed, dinner works well, drinks and dinner better.
A corporate meeting at Rick's after dinner and drinks works even better

2 - My experience is being a smart ass goes farther than just being an ass
i.e Fuck You is good
Fuck You because you look (smell, eat, taste, dress, dance and can't drink) funny is better.
Fuck you with Witty, Photographic evidence is best - if you don't have any, make some

3 - See rule number one

4 - Bad song parodies carried me far but I don't suggest this to anyone else

5 - See rule number one



Last edited by Vick at Jan 14 2003, 12:01 AM

Geez, I think I deserve an honorable mention for my signature..that's the ultimate "FUCK YOU BRAD SHAW" :D

Let's see does not putting up feeds count?

Or do I have to start yawning half way through dinner, complain of jet lag, and then sneak off to my room for the night?

Awww, Tonda's a pussycat..or something along those lines (eg)

No challenge :P

I moved up to 27 this month...I'm sure I can insult a few more people in FL in August and improve that ranking. A couple of good Aussie 'rack off's' should help. :awinky:

Maybe I can get Billy on the Rev. Sharpton's potential donor list ...

I'm so much of an asshole that I don't need no stinking list to tell me that I'm an asshole...

it's us closet assholes you have to worry about...us quiet, deadly assholes that sneak up out of nowhere...and POOF asshole avalanche.....

Eh, stop your whining, PD! I've been stuck between 9 and 17 for 26 months now. :huh:

.... and as a one-time employee of Nickatilynx, I know that alone should have me in the top five!!! :gbounce:

the fact that you don't work with him anymore disqualifies you dravyk ;-)))

i'm aiming to maintain top 10


hey dravyk, did you see fay got your award this year at PHB?! :P

Nice :rokk:

Sorry but I can't see Susanne ever being allowed on that list - married to Serge or not. She's just the total opposite of anything "asshole-ish".

Sorry sweetie! :D

Everyone else...good luck on the race! I'd never really seen the "Asshole of the Month" awards before. Cool idea - I think our industry has enough to carry an Asshole of the Week contest. :nyanya:

At least we made the playoffs and won a game instead of choking. :nyanya:

I'm going to asshole camp next week to hone my skills. Training includes:

Taunting old people
Taking candy from babies
How to annoy people with your cell phone
Kicking people when they are down
Cheating, making it work for you
Shaving isn't just a bathroom activity
Everyone loves a spammer

Should be fun and I think I'll learn a lot. :groucho:

LOL, CJ!

Yes, I see Fay has carried on the noble tradition. Couldn't think of a better choice. Well, perhaps a few close seconds. LOL

In all honesty, PHB uno was the best party of last year, so I was and still am disappointed in having missed PHB II. :( By the time that arrived, I was starting to get some convention rot, and decided (still not sure if it was the right decision) that if I ended up at one more party and didn't get some sleep I would probably have come down with a major flu the next day.

As it is I still managed to come home with a medium-sized cold-virus. But not, thankfully, those week-and-a-half killing full-fledged Convention Rots. I just don't have the time for those anymore. Not to mention being ill sucks. LOL

I don't have any recollection of you actually ....working :yowsa: :biglaugh: :ph34r: :devil: :devil: :devil:

Errr....come on....thats easy stuff. :)

Yeah, well I just saw on another thread how old you are. Must be the senility creeping in. hehehehe

Nick, I'll be ready for the advanced course soon. :P

We're not talking about the nasty smell that comes out of both your ass AND mouth Sykk!! :nyanya:

I HIGHLY suggest people watch the movie the Devil's Advocate. Prime Time training in how to be an evil bastard right there and some of the best lines you'll ever hear uttered in a movie.

LOL, CJ!

Yes, I see Fay has carried on the noble tradition. Couldn't think of a better choice. Well, perhaps a few close seconds. LOL

In all honesty, PHB uno was the best party of last year, so I was and still am disappointed in having missed PHB II. :( By the time that arrived, I was starting to get some convention rot, and decided (still not sure if it was the right decision) that if I ended up at one more party and didn't get some sleep I would probably have come down with a major flu the next day.

As it is I still managed to come home with a medium-sized cold-virus. But not, thankfully, those week-and-a-half killing full-fledged Convention Rots. I just don't have the time for those anymore. Not to mention being ill sucks. LOL[/b][/quote]
dravyk i'm disappointed ... where a convention is concerned, only one rule applies ...


PLAY HARD OR GO HOME!!

:P

Yeah, well I just saw on another thread how old you are. Must be the senility creeping in. hehehehe[/b][/quote]
Hey! That same thread mentioned I was older than Nickatilynx!! So leave the YOUNG man alone! :grrr: And it is not senility, it is creative remembering!

:moon: (oh I like this one!)

There are no young men...only old boys. And I believe that Nick and Dravyk are the same age.

Bestat, you are eternally youthful, my dear...now go out and produce latin toons! :nyanya: