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Mike AI 12-16-2002 08:12 PM

http://www.dailymail.com/news/News/2002121645/


Police blotters

From staff reports
Monday December 16, 2002; 12:45 PM


Man allegedly had sex with sheep
Charleston police arrested an East Bank man for allegedly having sex with a sheep used in a West Side funeral home's live nativity scene.
Joey Armstrong, 29, allegedly broke into a shed that housed the animals used in the holiday scene at the Bartlett-Burdette-Cox Funeral Home on Tennessee Avenue about 5:50 a.m. Saturday, Charleston Police Sgt. Brent Webster said.

Police, who were responding to a suspicious person call, say they found the suspect at the nativity scene, Webster said.

Armstrong was charged with trespassing, destruction of property and cruelty to animals. He was being held at South Central Regional Jail on $2,500 bond.

Webster said police are consulting with the prosecutor's office and bestiality charges could be issued against Armstrong.

Winetalk.com 12-16-2002 08:15 PM

MikeAI,
on Saturday, 5:50 am I was posting on Oprano,
check the logs!
I have an alibi!
;-)))

MikeW 12-16-2002 10:15 PM

Figures, something like that could only happen in West Virginia ... lol ...
I mean for fuck's sake if you're that horny, go rent a porno, pick up a magazine, or join a web site .. but whatever you do, dont go rape the animals at the church nativity scene!

:blink: :bdance:



Last edited by MikeW at Dec 16 2002, 10:26 PM

Mike AI 12-16-2002 10:26 PM

Serge you could have had LL posting for you, while you were shagging sheep!!!

:P :D :lol:

Buff 12-16-2002 10:36 PM

I don't get it... what's the appeal? Does a guy see a sheep's ass and go "Damn! Mmmmmmmmmm! I got to get me some of that!"?

Sheep? Not sexy.

Everyone knows bear cubs are sexier.

Winetalk.com 12-16-2002 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Dec 16 2002, 10:34 PM
Serge you could have had LL posting for you, while you were shagging sheep!!!

:P :D :lol:

MikeAI,
I know what you think of lawyers, but don't you think THIS would be even low for THEM???

Posting for me????

Nevaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

Mike AI 12-16-2002 10:55 PM

HAHA that is right Serge, you would be posting and send the Lawyer to fuck the sheep for you!!

:yowsa: :lol: :D

Winetalk.com 12-16-2002 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI@Dec 16 2002, 11:03 PM
HAHA that is right Serge, you would be posting and send the Lawyer to fuck the sheep for you!!

:yowsa: :lol: :D

yeah, but only those who CATEGORICALLY refuse suckin my dick!
;-)))


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