Anyone ever wonder if Serge and Dianna are related?

There are ALOT of similarities between the two.

Really the only difference between the two is
one is an exibitionist, the other has a little more
consideration for other opranauts.


:agrin:

Voodoo,
I know what you want ,
you want me to tell you
"Fuck You",
right?

is that a new music to your ears?
;-)

naw he's been picking on me for over a week now. I think he's a SAM (Sam Ass Masochist ) who is trying to strike a chord to get a smack.

I know the type!

Then when it come time for him to come to Florida or actually meet me face to face his little ass will chicken out.

haven't you noticed all the attention he's been giving me?

DV,
I'll be delighted to be your ASSisitant and go mediaval on his ass with you!
;-)

......unless you see the signs that he enjoys it way to much!
;-)

ya know Serge, I've seen all types. Just when I think I have one figured out they change. I've studied him for a while now because I found him to be an interesting sort of little man that no one really understood. I sensed there were deep secrets within him.

Now over these past few days I see I’m right. He’s a kinky little fuck, don’t you think?

I think we need a careful plan to rack his ass up without him knowing about it. We’ll plan via ICQ on how we’ll kidnap him. Then we’ll pluck all his pubic hairs out one by one before rubbing Ben Gay on his balls.

You can fuck him in the ass.
:bjump:

DV,
1) no kidnappings, it's FEDERAL!
2) no me fucking him up his ass,
he MOANS and wakes up a dog!
3) I like your hairs idea, though

have you ever been in Oklahoma?

let's visit him there,
his neigbors will be pleased!
;-)))

voodoo, you know .... you might be right!!!

listen to the 2 of them scheming and plotting?!??!!?


your in trouble mr ;-))))

:butt:

yeap, he is
;-)
we'll do him, all right
;-))

cj :lol: :lol:


Damn, you 2 got awfully defensive.

I invite both of you, and any of you
to Oklahoma.

I'll even throw in a John Deere 9600 Combine
ride. hahahahaha

:nyanya:

Voodoo,
I hope you still have lots of lube from the last time
;-))

I'll even throw in a John Deere 9600 Combine
ride.
---

ok, so let me get this right ...

in oklohoma you ride atop a john deer 9600 combine ...
in atlanta country, you proudly ride your mule (i still think this is so gay porno) ...
new york you ride in a cab ...

i'm gradually getting the hang of your country!!!
man you american's are wierd :blink:

::: looking at Serge::: "Do we sound defensive?"

Hell NO! Hey honey we're having fun. We like this shit. You called our number and we're joining in on the fun.

I admit that Serge and I are a like in some ways. WE LOVE MENTAL fucking and hardcore mental stimuli.

So if we had kids they would be little russians doing a rain dance and scalping bad Oprano boys.

Visualize this....

little toddlers speaking broken english with tommy hawks, wearing t-shirts with vular images, chasing you demanding that you give them money or take out the trash.

:agrin:

And chicks in florida drive pick up truck and harleys.

STOP IT!!!! STOP IT!!!!!!!





:zoinks:

Dianna,
I think it's worth an experiment!
;-))

let's have a baby!

wanna give birth to a lawyer?
;-)))

Newlywed comes to a doctor and complains that her husbund only fucks her in the ass and asks the doctor what can she do to have a baby.

Doctors calms her down with:
Don't worry, honey, you still be able to have child birth,
where do you think lawyers come from?


;-)))

cj,
don't you LOVE the visual????
;-)))

I have to run right now, but I'll be back and take your mind
on a trip NO drug can provide.

Stay tuned.

:P

OH MY GOD!

I love my son but no thanks. No kids. I have dogs and that's just fine.

OH MY GOD!

I love my son but no thanks. No kids. I have dogs and that's just fine.[/b][/quote]
no problems,
I'll ask Voodoo to give birth to a lawyer
;_))

Voodoo,
What Part of OK; and do you have any good squirrel-hunting places close by? :snipe:

Combine Harvestor rides?!?!?!

haven't you got anything faster than that? :ph34r:

If we can hunt pheasant off it this sounds like fun. :D

wig, make sure you take along your mule ;-)))


:cdance: :cdance: :cdance: :cdance: :cdance:

In the panhandle, middle of nowhere, I could have swore Ive
told you this before.

:P

No good squirl hunting here, only pheasant and quail.

CJ, hehehe I have never tried to hunt Pheasant off of Jack. And, unfortunately, we have no pheasant in Georgia or would give it a try. :D

I have heard of people getting drunk and driving around on combines stirring up pheasant. Call me a redneck, but that sounds like fun. I love bird hunting.

Wig,

Its good, clean fun for sure.

Anytime any of you want to come out
pheasant or quail hunting, let me know.

Voodooman, thanks for the invite. I would love to come out and hunt with you. What city do you live in? How far is it from Shawnee or Coleman? I have two trips in the works.

Voodoo,
Maybe; but I'm old and perenially short of sleep...

hmmm, Im pretty far west of Shawnee, like 5 hours drive.

Guymon Oklahoma, in the Panhandle.

Wig, hunting from a mule sounds like fun if it doesn't bolt and take you for a wide ride instead. :rolleyes:

In Oregon, I knew a man who got a hunting license to shoot deer from his car....the reason he got this special license was because he was blind....the irony there is too strange to contemplate....too blind to drive, too blind to see, but NOT too blind to be driven and shoot at things from a moving vehicle?? LOL

OMG!!!!!

that is my future Father in Law!!!!!


I think I know how I'm gopnna die,
he'll mistake me for LL's 1 st husband!

Serge,

WE all gotta die someday.

:P

We have quail! :) I saw one on the side of the road the other day. Between that and the turkeys, I'm sure you could find SOMETHING you guys could shoot at! :bdance: And if you get really bored, you can come kill these damn crows that eat all my freaking bird food!!!

I was driving home tonight and the car in front of me ran over a wild turkey. I watched the bird step out in front of the car, beautiful bird one minute then splat the next. If anyone wants to do some turkey hunting come on up to my house. We have been literally overrun by them. Some "do gooders" decided that we needed more wild turkeys and the damn things are everywhere now.

Wild Turkey is not nearly as good as butterball.

My recommendation?

Us Dynamite and lure them in.

Great fun.

:lol:

LL,

That's the cool part about mules and why they are used a lot for hunting because you can shoot off of them. You just don't want to shoot over the top of their head.

A blind hunter, huh? Did he ever kill anything?

Peaches,

Yeah, I've thought about taking Jack down south and doing some quail hunting. A friend of mine has some good dogs and I have sen ppl ride horse instead of walking. When the dogs point, they get off and shoot.

Sounds kinda lazy I know. :huh:

and incredibly barbaric!!


killing living animals for sport ... man will NEVER learn

:rokk:

I never kill anything when hunting I don't eat. :D

Cooked up some venison earlier this week. Marinated it in a mixture of olive oil, garlic, onions, salt, pepper, etc... then smoked it on the grill. Very delicious.

And I can attest to the fact that he cooks great buffalo penis! The lack of buffalos in North Georgia (though there are actually a few on some property on 282/76....) shows you how good Wig is at hunting them! :rokk:

Peaches,

Don't forget about the buffalo at the Big Woody Ranch. btw, since Jimmy is moving to Mississippi, we are going to kill a few. Want a few T-Bones?

The meat is very lean, but it is good if you cook it rare. Otherwise, it's a little dry.

I haven't been to the Big Woody :cryin: Everyone else has - just not me......I did see it in the Real Estate book a couple of weeks ago - I'm saving up my pennies :D

Why is Jimmy moving? Doesn't he realize you need him?!!!!

And yes, I will take any thing extra you get - just send cooking instructions and I'll be a happy camper :bjump:

Well, I think he figured it was time to have a place of his own. Mississippi is all he could afford. He bought 97 acres that's setup with barns, outbuildings and fenced.

I'm definitely going to miss having him around. We are still going to deal horses for him. Jill is a selling machine. I gues it's because she does not come across as a horse trader like he does.

Looks like I'm gonna buy the dumptruck, though. :)

Oh Lawd! That's all you need - another tool/vehicle! I already made Vooman jealous telling him about the front loader :agrin:

Your right!!!


We should be killing mean, barbaric women for fun, and sport.

:nyanya: :moon:

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAA


and just HOW do you propose to do that?!



COME AND GET ME BIG BOY!!!!!!

:nyanya:

cj,
what make you believe he is BIG?

cj,
what make you believe he is BIG?[/b][/quote]
I think she meant the fat around his ears.

Serge,

what makes you think Im NOT?

cj, you believe whatever you want.
:D