http://news.yahoo.com/fc?tmpl=fc&cid=34&in...y_and_pregnancy


Move to the City if you have Poor Sperm Quality.

That would explaine why I have no kids.

Nooooooooo, wait, I guess you have to actually
have sex to make babies.
:awinky:

NO My spem is actually is as rich as I am......... :rolleyes:

Ok, I can see this could get out of hand real quick.

My topic wasnt for feedback, I could really care less,
just trying to educate you nerds.

:P

So to speak......... :agrin:

My ex-husband and father of my child was from the country. Then again, he lived in downtown Atlanta for a few years before knocking me up, so maybe his sperm got better B)

my sperm is so poor it cant even pay attention

I hear RRRed has good sperm:)

Yes, Voodoo - actually having sex is KEY... or so I hear... :(

I've never gotten a girl pregnant and looking back at my past that's probably pretty lucky. So either I'm sterile or God simply doesn't want me to produce children yet. I'm hoping it's the latter!

C.

maybe your gay

sorry, its the final sprint for the asshole of the year award :rolleyes:

Im not gay, :) but I have never gotten a girl preg either.

Thanks God!!!

Im to far back in the pack to even get asshole of the month, but
there is always next year.

isn't there some rule that says only smart sperm can get an asshole award?

Tonda,

haha, I sure as hell hope not.
:blink:

no more taste testing Tonda, your cut off

I hereby solemnly declare that I have no sperm ....

:rokk:

MikeW,

haha, did you go under the knife???

:wnw:

Yeah 'mon .. thats the only way to fly ;-))))

:rokk:

(not gay!)

If they made a pill/shot for guys I'd be all over it. I've heard talk of a depoprovera for men, hopefully it doesn't make us all bitchy and whiny like women, I have so many mood swings sitting at a computer all day I probably wouldn't notice.

Women holding power over my future doesn't really thrill me, I'd rather be the one getting shots just to make SURE. I'm not Ron Levi but I've definitely had my share of gold diggers.

C.

I watch porn on the internet and live vicariously through others. :D

I think I would feel cheated if I didn't have sperm.

What if a girl wants a facial? What are you going to do? Stand there and shout like a weirdo while nothing comes out?


:D

You must go through gallons of hand lotion.

:nyanya:

LOL, It's not like that ... you still have 'semenal fluid' if you want to get techincal about it, there's just no sperm in it ... so you can still give a good plastering when necessary .. but dont have to worry about knocking somebody up ...

:rokk:



Last edited by MikeW at Nov 11 2002, 11:13 PM

MikeW,

I dont worry about it anyways.

No need to cut my jewles. :awinky:

Eric -

He knows what he's on about! MikeW is FULL of semenal fluid! :awinky:

BOLLOCKS!!

Oi Edd! I've got enough Harry for all of you's!!

:rokk:

LOL, It's not like that ... you still have 'semenal fluid' if you want to get techincal about it, there's just no sperm in it ... so you can still give a good plastering when necessary .. but dont have to worry about knocking somebody up ...

:rokk:[/b][/quote]
Ah,

Well I would still feel cheated.


:D

Ah, see! The beauty of dating old women - we have our own money and we don't want to have any more kids :rokk:

Now, let's have a nice little health lesson on vasectomies for EricP, lol!

haha, then obviously you don't pay child support for 2 children like some of us do ... lol

:blink: :blink:

Ohhh the possibilities with this post!! :blink:

:yowsa:

Nope, I don't.

Im young though....who knows what the future may hold.

:blink:


Ya never really know do ya?

:agrin:

No Kidding!

No one ever told me that!
Im a guy, I should know these things!


:rokk:

Eric, if you feel left out, you can send me some child support for MY kid - his father never did - I might as well get it from someone :D You can even have custody of him every other weekend, hehehe. Ask Wig - he's does decent yard work so every other weekend might fit into your gardening schedule :)

Peaches! so what do you think of the new avatar ;-))) Look a little more like me huh?

:rokk:

Humm...

No garden to speak of...yet, but...

Can he crack a mean website design?

How about PHP or MySQL?

Does he do dishes?


:agrin:

I answered you on another thread, but I'm not sure which one, lol!

Unforunately he takes after me and therefore does none of those things :(

He's good at eating, sleeping and spending money! I think I did quite well as a single mother, turning him into a typical male all on my own :awinky:

Peaches I just saw you reply in the other thread .. hehe!

:blink:

a question for the girls in the room

when was the last time you WANTED facial?!!??!
:blink:

Now cj, I was under the impression that ALL women liked
facials.

:nyanya:

When I was 15, my girlfriend requested them :)

But, that was many years ago and the drugs probably made her do it.

Those days were like a dream.

No worries, plently of sex....$300.00 and I was rich.

hehe, I miss my youth sometimes.

:P



Last edited by EricP at Nov 11 2002, 11:12 PM

Eric you have to much FREE time you your hands : )
B) :boohoo:

Nah, installing an OS.

What else is there to do during the format and install?

:D

15 year old drug addicts requesting facials? I don't think that's typical of even today's teens; sure wasn't the norm when I was in high school!

C.

Like I said...

I miss my youth sometimes!


I don't know what was "typical" then and I don't know now.
All I can say is it was for me.







Last edited by EricP at Nov 11 2002, 11:27 PM

"Now cj, I was under the impression that ALL women liked
facials."

And you wonder why you don't get laid... :nyanya:

When I was 15, my girlfriend requested them
------

LMAO

yeah, young girls love to do stuff because 'he likes it'

older girls: clean up after ya-self and get out :rokk:

I do wonder Lisa, but hell, I cant even get a girl to talk to me, let alone
give me the chance to give the facial.

:(

voodoo, my advice to you ... for a start, stop sounding so pathetic. think like a stud and you'll be a stud. I want you to fall asleep chanting to yourself 'i'm a stud. i'm a stud' ... return tomorrow for lesson 2

cj,

Thanks, but already tried that, lets skip clear to lesson 5.

:D

Doesn't voodoo have positive applications as well? Just spread the doll's legs rather than sticking pins in her eyes...

C.