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-= JR =- 11-06-2002 06:32 AM

i am amazed at how political discussions come up and everyone starts talking about conspiracies to take away our rights etc etc.

what would the motivation be for someone who will only be in government for 4 years be to take away your rights on any level? When was there a point in history where there was not some "diabolical plot to get you and people like you?"
:rolleyes:

or.... when was there a point in history when "things are just ok?"

Xanax can help many people here. so can therapy, counseling, anger management and for most... even maybe a blowjob from an ugly hooker may help to break the monotonany of your paranoid and lonely existence.

Dianna Vesta 11-06-2002 06:49 AM

<laughing> I started reading this book on Meridian Therapy. It basically involves tapping & stimulating energy meridians. It’s a technique based on the ancient art of acupressure. It helps work through emotional baggage, stress and anxiety. It’s also been used for addictions.

It’s pretty cool and I’ve started using it during my walks on the beach. Imagine seeing someone walking down the beach tapping her face and hands. I get strange looks.

I don’t view any individual as being capable to initiate a conspiracy. I think that conspiracies brew from a collective and that collective being government as a whole. Let’s face it, we’re all dark forbidden children to them. It doesn’t matter what party.

I want to live in a commune, on an island with satellite access. I worry more about terrorism then anything else.

Almighty Colin 11-06-2002 06:58 AM

JR,

I sooo agree with you, brother.

(NOTE: This is a conspiracy between JR and I because we are partners. Figure it out)

-= JR =- 11-06-2002 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Colin@Nov 6 2002, 07:06 AM
JR,

I sooo agree with you, brother.

(NOTE: This is a conspiracy between JR and I because we are partners. Figure it out)

I HAVE AN ANSWER for nutjobs everywhere...

http://www.msnbc.com/news/830203.asp
webmasters can get these and establish their own personal "no fly zone" around their apartments.

i mean, lets face it. there have not been too many good options for fanitics, lunatics and delusional people. Who wants to live in a cabin in Idaho?

Now there is an answer, they can buy a Predator unmanned drone, fully armed and establish their own "no fly zone" around thier little apartment complex/trailer to keep out the government riff raff.

Think about it... you are submitting galleries on one computer, posting on boards about how successful you are on another... trying to borrow money for rent on a third from your friends... BUT the fourth computer will be the actual cockpit and controls for the drone. We could build software for "predetermined or custom flight patterns" where auto pilot could do all the work... or you can take the controls when you want to really fuck with your neighbors... or when you see that black sedan approaching with no plates and tinted windows... or that black helicopter sneaking up on you.

.... THEN BLAMMO! you take the fucker out!... then you can sit back, crack a beer and take a chug with the smug satisfaction that you were right all along.

then i dont have to hear anymore about how they are coming to get me too.
:unsure:

Edd 11-06-2002 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by -= JR =-@Nov 6 2002, 07:18 AM
We could build software for "predetermined or custom flight patterns" where auto pilot could do all the work...
JR - Don't worry, Bro - I'm working on the software at this VERY moment! B)

PornoDoggy 11-06-2002 12:56 PM

Quote:

what would the motivation be for someone who will only be in government for 4 years be to take away your rights on any level?
Well, there's always the chosen factor



Last edited by PornoDoggy at Nov 6 2002, 01:08 PM

ulfie 11-06-2002 01:14 PM

They've never sent black helicopters in after me. They come in gliders so no one can hear them but me. I've shot a few of them down but they're invisible as well so I have no proof. :grrr:

PornoDoggy 11-06-2002 01:22 PM

Their equipment is union-made - of course it's superior!

:D

-= JR =- 11-06-2002 01:36 PM

:unsure: :unsure:

:unsure: :unsure: hahaha! :unsure: :unsure:
:unsure: :unsure: please stop spooking the sheep Ulfie! :unsure: :unsure:

:unsure: :unsure:


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