This is a long shot but I've got a feeling that some of you love to sing. Pick up your mic and sing us a quick tune of your favorite song. No cheating- it's gotta be you.

Don't be shy!

Dianna Vesta

Ohhhhh .... try to keep your sound clips to 2 minutes.

:rolleyes:

You first!

I can't sing.

I'd love to sing a nice song but I don't know how to record it :-(

Timon - you're such a faker. Midgets can't sing.

hahahahahaha :wnw:

Guilty as charged, but voodoo can sing ling a nightingale!

:matey: Y - M - C - A ohoohoo Y - M - C - A :matey:

Ok Ok,
I'll sing a little song.

Folks, Id like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me, about you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon, we dont know

Im just a regular Joe, with a regular job
Im your average white, suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar

But sometimes that just aint enough to keep a man like me interested
(oh no, no way, uh uh)
No I gotta go out and have fun at someone elses expense
(woah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah)
I drive really slow in the ultra fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

Im an asshole (hes an asshole)
Im an asshole (hes an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets and I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time saying how about this heat

You guys are so full of shit. You know that? You can't carry a tune or figure out how to upload the fucking thing, place a link and let us hear it AND you call yourselves ADULT INTERNET???? You should be shamed of yourselves.

I asked you to enter your dick in a contest and you all hid. This one is simple.

Don't force me to sing the Miami Dolphins football song!

:rokk: :rokk: :rokk: :rokk: :rokk:

Dianna,

You are complaining about nobody showing their dicks to the world,
well, except Serge, But I dont see you or any of the girls
posting your pussies for everyone to see.
:nyanya:

Plenty of women posted their breast and asses. Stop being a baby! Sing that song you typed above!

Here we go Steelers, here we go...
Here we go Steelers, here we go...
Here we go Steelers, here we go...
Here we go Steelers, here we go...
Here we go Steelers, here we go...
Here we go Steelers, here we go...
Here we go Steelers, here we go...
Here we go Steelers, here we go...
Here we go Steelers, here we go...
Here we go Steelers, here we go...

ok, more of a chant but that's the only song I know. :yowsa:

You know what I'm gonna do?
\I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadillac
Eldorado Convertable, hot pink with whale skin hub-caps and all
leather cow interior and big brown babby seal eyes for headlights.
Yeah and I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 miles per hour
getting one mile per gallon, sucking down Quarter Pounder cheese
burgers from Mc Donalds in the old fasion, non-biodegradible styrofoam
containers and when I'm done suckn' down those greaseburgers I'm gonna wipe my mouth on the American flag and then I'm gonna toss those
styrofoam containers right out the side and there ain't a god-damned
thing you can do about it, you know why?

Cause we got the bombs that's why.

Two words: Nuclear fucking weapons
Ok? Russia, Germany, Romania- they can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy cake-walk right through the middle of Tiananmen Square and it won't make a lick of a difference because we got the bombs OK? John Wayne's not dead-he's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer we're gonna thaw out the Duke out and he's gonna be pretty pissed off.
You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times, that's how pissed off he's gonna be. I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes and Lee Marvin and Sam
Peckinpah and a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas.



Why don't you just shut up and sing the song pal.....

I'm an asshole x2
A-S-S-H-O-L-E everybody
A-S-S-H-O-L-E

DV,

Please don't encourage Mark Tiarra!!!!!


;)

Come on Nick, where's your song baby?

Sing to me!

Where the hell are those bananas?

:D :wub: :steemed: :bulb1: :devil: :nyanya:

Dianna's not used to people telling her no.
:nyanya:

Dickweed!



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asshole!!!



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Dickweed!


http://www.nichecartel.com/tamsing.mp3

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asshole!!![/b][/quote]
whoa, Whoa WHOA!!!!

Such language coming from a lady?
:agrin:

whoa, Whoa WHOA!!!!

Such language coming from a lady?
:agrin:[/b][/quote]
Lady? <smile> I'm a Goddess. They can use those words.

Hey Voodoo I'm just playing with you honey.

Here's a little song I wrote myself.

I can't sing.

End of story.

Don't worry, be happy!