We all know Bishop must die. Here are some reasons.

1. He wants to grow back his mullet

2. He makes weird facial expressions that look like he's constipated in photos

3. When you look at him, you get the urge to punch him in the face

Feel free to add your own.

4.) He looks too much like Silent Bob

5.) He let the chat room overflow without preparing for a sell out.
6.) He wouldnt hook me up with that hot Canadian that used to work for em.

What Hot Canadian?

Which guy was that?

Bishop is wrapping up filming on the new Ben Afflack movie. should be a good one :ph34r:

He tried to save a big Philippino who rolled his ATV down a mountain...and fell on him while trying to assist....

;-)

What the hell? I'm getting roasted? Ok which one of you is suppose to be Dean Martin?

I didn't get hurt slamming my ATV into a bed of rocks and boulders, only when Bishop tried to get it off of me and landed on the ATV which then leaked gas and then fell on me.

BASTARD

He must die!

LOL , wheres my martini?

Question = If you have one tiny little ball in one hand , and a tiny little ball in the other , what do you have?

Answer = Complete control over bishop!

;-)))



Last edited by Nickatilynx at Mar 10 2004, 12:21 PM

You have no control over me till you have dealt with THE TREE TRUNK. :D

whoa
I misread the thread title, I thought it was "Why Bishop Must DIET"

I didn't get hurt slamming my ATV into a bed of rocks and boulders, only when Bishop tried to get it off of me and landed on the ATV which then leaked gas and then fell on me.

BASTARD

He must die![/b][/quote]

Next time I'll drop my cigarette. I noticed you wouldn't go snow mobiling with me later that year.. coward!

Silent Bob would never be the same if he was skinny.. Its not easy maintaining this look.

Another poor bastard being taunted about his weight by sykk.

:(

Silent Bob would never be the same if he was skinny.. Its not easy maintaining this look.[/b][/quote]
Are you jockying to bump Gabe out of becoming the next FGCF4L?

Which do you prefer a fur coat or a lobster suit?

That look has to have the proper cloak.

Another poor bastard being taunted about his weight by sykk.

:([/b][/quote]

Don't stand to near Sykk.. if anything bad is going to happen its going to happen to him.. or someone near him. I'm a little concerned about sharing the same country with Sykk.

Are you jockying to bump Gabe out of becoming the next FGCF4L?

Which do you prefer a fur coat or a lobster suit?

That look has to have the proper cloak.[/b][/quote]

Gotta go with the Trench coat... fur is not my style.. and the lobster thing I don't think I could pull that off..

i like bischop

Another reason we should kill Bishop!!!

Bischop likes Mary34D :scans:

Another poor bastard being taunted about his weight by sykk.

:([/b][/quote]
I'm going to be the next diet guru...I call it the Shamed By SykkBoy Diet

come on tubby, one and a two and a...

fuck, I need to get a little more diet motivated myself...

I've grown quite and pot gut....

Another reason we should kill Bishop!!![/b][/quote]

You secretly have feelings for me don't you? :inlove:

That a big plus in my book!! :okthumb:

I'm going to be the next diet guru...I call it the Shamed By SykkBoy Diet

come on tubby, one and a two and a...

fuck, I need to get a little more diet motivated myself...

I've grown quite and pot gut....[/b][/quote]

Loose the hair and gain the gut.. I'm going to grow my freaking hair back. Hey Sykk! You wanna join the Bishop Hair Club For Men?

That a big plus in my book!! :okthumb:[/b][/quote]
Agreed! :inlove:

And back to the matter at hand:

7. I bet he would never give me a free puppy. <_<

8.) He is always singing that song by Nellie Furtato!

Loose the hair and gain the gut.. I'm going to grow my freaking hair back. Hey Sykk! You wanna join the Bishop Hair Club For Men?[/b][/quote]
heheh, nah

I lost my hair by choice...
but I'm growing this amazing goattee sort of Wayne Static style...

Agreed! :inlove:

And back to the matter at hand:

7. I bet he would never give me a free puppy. <_<[/b][/quote]

We might be able to work something out.. :purpdance:
Ok I would have to get Mrs. Bishop's permission.. haha

Dedicated to Anthony:

Hung like a bird.. wanna fly away.. don't know where my home is..

heheh, nah

I lost my hair by choice...
but I'm growing this amazing goattee sort of Wayne Static style...[/b][/quote]

I lost my hair do to peer pressure.. Anthony actually took me to the barber.

"Dude , its in the desk!!!!" : was the usual response but it was nothing to do with "home" ;-)))

Why do you think I always sat next to that desk???

9.) Anthony and Bishop did not go to a "barber" , they went to a "hairdresser"

HOMO!

;-)))

I'm being called a HOMO by two men in tights? Now that is confidence!

It was a cunning plan. I knew of this Hair Dresser at Metrotown, with a huge nice rack.

Once we got him to Metrotown Mall under the auspices of buying some new Trucker hats, I pushed right to that chica.

To his credit, he took one look at her and got his hair cut. So, my Bishop is gay jokes went flat from there on.

Damn, did that boy cry when his mullet was cut.

Dedicated to Anthony:

Hung like a bird.. wanna fly away.. don't know where my home is..[/b][/quote]
And you wonder why we always call you a Homo. You spend entirely too much time pondering the size of my cock.

I'm being called a HOMO by two men in tights? Now that is confidence![/b][/quote]
We call them "Support Hose for Men" , actually.

What with adult sucking so bad , visa , etc , one of our current "cunning plans" is to start a line of clothing for the "fuller figured" man.

We are not gay , but Anthony's latest boyfriend is slightly effeminate.

It was a cunning plan. I knew of this Hair Dresser at Metrotown, with a huge nice rack.

Once we got him to Metrotown Mall under the auspices of buying some new Trucker hats, I pushed right to that chica.

To his credit, he took one look at her and got his hair cut. So, my Bishop is gay jokes went flat from there on.

Damn, did that boy cry when his mullet was cut.[/b][/quote]

I almost forgot about the chica.. oooo.. she was a hottie.. lord I wish I had more hair.. I remember hiding my shame under the hat for days. Oh the taunting!!! The taunting!!!!

Haircut!!!! Haircut!!!!
Yes it was Nickatilynx in that damn accent.



Last edited by Bishop at Mar 10 2004, 04:22 PM

And you wonder why we always call you a Homo. You spend entirely too much time pondering the size of my cock.[/b][/quote]

Hung like a bird!!! wanna fly away!!! haha.. tell everyone about the time you disappeared into the bathroom and began screaming.. hahah

I almost forgot about the chica.. oooo.. she was a hottie.. lord I wish I had more hair.. I remember hiding my shame under the hat for days. Oh the taunting!!! The taunting!!!!

Haircut!!!! Haircut!!!!
Yes it was Nickatilynx in that damn accent.[/b][/quote]
I always found the Haircut taunt by the kids to be worse. They don't stop.

Ergo, I get my hair cut every week, it got tiring. :)

Better yet, I shaved it all off.

Though, it's all grown back now. :)

Hung like a bird!!! wanna fly away!!! haha.. tell everyone about the time you disappeared into the bathroom and began screaming.. hahah[/b][/quote]
Sure, I'll talk about the bathroom...

How about you start about that time at Orange number 5?


MMMMMMUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

We call them "Support Hose for Men" , actually.

What with adult sucking so bad , visa , etc , one of our current "cunning plans" is to start a line of clothing for the "fuller figured" man.

We are not gay , but Anthony's latest boyfriend is slightly effeminate.[/b][/quote]
So I should start building filters for "Support Hose For Men" in my email box.. that is what your telling me isn't?

HAIRCUT!!

Ahhhh yes....I remeber both those incidents well.

And I'd like to say

Incident 1 = HOMO

Sure, I'll talk about the bathroom...

How about you start about that time at Orange number 5?


MMMMMMUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/b][/quote]


LALALA LA LA LA LALALALALA..

I know nothing .. nothing.. la la la la la la

LALALA LA LA LA LALALALALA..

I know nothing .. nothing.. la la la la la la[/b][/quote]
That's what I thought.

Tis a wonderful thing. Being MAD

Mutually

Assured

Destruction

:)

One of the few times, having a video camera would have been hilarious.

I always found the Haircut taunt by the kids to be worse. They don't stop.

Ergo, I get my hair cut every week, it got tiring. :)

Better yet, I shaved it all off.

Though, it's all grown back now. :)[/b][/quote]

Yeah the kids really took Nick's lead.. that is the kinda shit you wake up in the morning in a cold sweat and realize you passed out on the couch in the basement and that really is a child pointing and screaming HAIRCUUUUTTT!!

so this thread really should be entitled "Hair today ,gone tomorrow"

In more ways than one. ;-))

Bastard.