Is he out of control? Or has he created a Bot to post on Oprano?

My bot is an active creative mind, without cocaine or ARTIFICIAL LAB MADE drugs, stimulated by years of sight reading orchestral scores on the piano.

And Colin, can a computer sight read Mahler?



Last edited by heqdvd at Jan 22 2003, 07:14 PM

Not sure.

By the sum of it's parts it seems like a rather simple problem. It would seem trivial to read music if you can read text. It seems trivial once again for a computer to play music from a score.

whoops,

I created a topic exactly like this one. Sorry Mike.

At the end of the day, it reminds me why it is always good to have a "post throttle" on a board...

Seriously, trying to stay as last post on 24 threads is just fucked. :wnw:

or is that :moon: :matey:

We will fight him,
on the message boards,
in groups....

we will never surrender :)

Mahler???

OMG, ye4sterday, at Jerusalem Symphony Orchestra poerformance we were talking with LL that we are probably the only webmasters out there who go to this kind of things...

are you one of us, heqdvd????

that's a rarety in football/baseball dominated culture...

Nick Churchill!!

Never in the history of webmaster resources has such a moron been such a wanker. :)

Its the same as Korea and Iran.

How many will be saved if we take action now?

:)

We will go on to the end.
We shall defend our board
whatever the cost
may be

Well he has a lot of time to post here since he gets banned everywhere! ROFL

:redance:


WANKER

Colin,


Churchhill - "I like a man who grins when he fights. "

:agrin:

I was banned from GFY TWICE..
so??????

BANNED means somebody with guts to go against the popular opinion, so what?

A little boy during the May day parade sees one soldier marching out of step and mocks him.

""You are marching out of step!!"" the boy cries.
The soldier retorts ""Its them!! Not me"

:)

Serge,
Intelligent debate is one thing...this guy is IMHO Loopy! :)

LOL Nothing wrong with being banned, being banned for stalking is another story! Pissing is fantastic!

Anyone here remember Knotwork?

And thank you Nickatilynx, for that comment earlier, we've emailed before, hit me up. :)

hhahaha, I think the only person who got those honors on Oprano was Jackie Barley...
;-)))

errr did we? was it pervy :)

If so I'm sorry :)

But you are welcome :)

Since we're mutual admirers, this is a good one too:

"The best argument against democracy is a five minute talk with the average voter."

nice one..... :)

Btw I think we have " won the field" :)

Then I bid you good night.

me too, goodnight :)

I remember him, about the strangest dude I've seen on a board.

I was banned from GFY TWICE..
so??????

BANNED means somebody with guts to go against the popular opinion, so what?[/b][/quote]
BANNED also means 'jerk who rubs everyone up the wrong way'

so far i've seen nothing but a lot of big words and showing off

i don't like it because i can't read the big words ;-(

at least when colin talks about smart people stuff he explains it so i can understand!!!

ROFL!!! YES!!!! :blink: :blink:

ROFL!!! YES!!!! :blink: :blink:[/b][/quote]
He was the reason for decoder rings! :headwall:

knotwork = heqdvd

??????


You never know.....

they are out there!!!

:biglaugh:

i loved Knotworks. He popped up again a couple years ago under a new name then disappeared again. Totally insane, not just board shtick.

I was just starting to forget about old "Knotty"!

To quote Bugs: "What a maroon!"

While I may or may not have one or more "personalities" on GFY...I swear I am not Knotwork, although that guy cracked me up....he was as funny as Shok on a playground full of blind kids....

I don't call just ANYONE Dick Weed. I reserve that names for "special" people.

Still waiting for your lessons though. Why didn't you call me and speak in real life. Noone every does.

First you said you were "picking exclusive producers". Then you said you are getting "as many as possible".

Enjoy your non-sales. I get bad vibes from a guy who signs himself SATAN.

More Posers ans fakes. You site needs a SERIOUS redesign.

Peace and love from NYC.













-----Original Message-----

From: webmaster@zmaster.com [mailto:webmaster@zmaster.com]

Sent: Friday, January 24, 2003 12:52 PM

To: gregg di lorenzo

Subject: Re: ZMASTER and heqdvd



Hey dude.

So Gregg I'm a little insulted by this email I received from you. Was that

your intention?

I don't optimize images that we broker, especially if they are to show the

quality of the brokers content on the ZMASTER website. The thumbnails on

ZMASTER are built on the fly by the program and the program doesn't seem to

like black and white images much.

Everybody on the Oprano board is bustin' your balls and I kinda see why now!

If this is how it's going to be I think I'd better pass on brokering your

stuff.

I get some major bad vibes from you dude!!! Sorry I don't think we can do

any business together!

But I do wish you the best of luck.

Douglas Ward

Vice President ZMASTER

webmaster@zmaster.com

1-561-964-8883

1-561-964-6682 (FAX)

1-877-773-3734 (Toll Free)

----- Original Message -----

From: "gregg di lorenzo" <greggdilorenzo@greggdilorenzo.com>

To: <webmaster@zmaster.com>

Sent: Friday, January 24, 2003 3:50 PM

Subject: RE: ZMASTER and heqdvd



> Hey Doug/"satan",

>

> My new sets of gay and straight videos are up on ounique.com today.

>

> Still waiting for the "lesson".

>

> Gregg!

>

> P.S. I'm not sure, but appears that someone needs a "lesson" about

> optimization -

> http://www.zmaster.com/catalog/images/Clas...y_babes_Big.jpg

>

> ;)

>

>

>

>

>

> -----Original Message-----

> From: webmaster@zmaster.com [mailto:webmaster@zmaster.com]

> Sent: Wednesday, January 22, 2003 12:57 PM

> To: gregg di lorenzo

> Subject: Re: ZMASTER and heqdvd

>

>

> Hi Gregg

>

> I am in Florida.

> I'll check out your content and broker it if I think there's a profit for

> ZMASTER to be made from doing so. The content must be legal and have the

> proper documentation for ZMASTER to broker it.

> But I'll talk to you tomorrow about the content biz.

>

> Here's a heads up on the content biz.

> In this economy there is no gravy train in the content world so don't get

> your hopes up that I'm gonna sell azillion of your titles and I'm gonna

make

> you and I stacks of cash from it, OK?

> I am brokering some titles that have never sold, not one copy ever.

> And I'm going to load ZMASTER plumb full of brokered content real soon so

> the pie will effectively be split among many more producers.

> The content biz is oversaturated to the max.

>

> I don't fuck around with peoples lives and I am being real with you.

>

> Customer service is our top priority.

>

> Thank you for choosing ZMASTER.com.

> The first adult content provider on the Internet. (Since 1995)

>

>

> Douglas Ward

> Vice President ZMASTER

> webmaster@zmaster.com

> 1-561-964-8883

> 1-561-964-6682 (FAX)

> 1-877-773-3734 (Toll Free)

>

> ----- Original Message -----

> From: "gregg di lorenzo" <greggdilorenzo@greggdilorenzo.com>

> To: <webmaster@zmaster.com>

> Sent: Wednesday, January 22, 2003 10:58 PM

> Subject: RE: ZMASTER and heqdvd

>

>

> > Hi Douglas,

> >

> > Well you know those republicans probably represent 75% of the buying

> > public!!! That is DAMN funny though.

> > Glad to see your content is varied and not all glam or similar.

> > Are you in Florida?

> > (Hope this is for real.)

> >

> > Yours,

> > Gregg

> >

> >

> >

> > -----Original Message-----

> > From: webmaster@zmaster.com [mailto:webmaster@zmaster.com]

> > Sent: Wednesday, January 22, 2003 10:46 AM

> > To: gregg di lorenzo

> > Subject: Re: ZMASTER and heqdvd

> >

> >

> > Hi Gregg

> >

> > Yeah, the BBB says they don't care about the adult part as long as our

> > reputaion is good.

> > Get this, I got an award from the Republican National Committee last

year

> > for business leadership too!!! hahahaha!!!

> >

> > I'll get back to you tomorrow about the content.

> >

> > Thanks for your quick response.

> >

> > ZMASTER.com.

> > The first adult content provider on the Internet. (Since 1995)

> >

> >

> > Douglas Ward

> > Vice President ZMASTER

> > webmaster@zmaster.com

> > 1-561-964-8883

> > 1-561-964-6682 (FAX)

> > 1-877-773-3734 (Toll Free)

> >

> > ----- Original Message -----

> > From: "gregg di lorenzo" <greggdilorenzo@greggdilorenzo.com>

> > To: <webmaster@zmaster.com>

> > Sent: Wednesday, January 22, 2003 10:07 PM

> > Subject: RE: ZMASTER and heqdvd

> >

> >

> > > Absolutely.

> > >

> > > What are the steps I need to take? I have approximately 3 hours of

clips

> > > (straight, bi and solo) and the accompanying stills from these

sessions.

> > >

> > > Thank you,

> > > Gregg

> > >

> > > P.S. "MASTER is a member of the BBB in good standing. (The only Adult

> Site

> > > we know of with this distinction!!!) -"

> > > I only thought "mainstream" sites could get this. Kudos to you.

> > >

> > > http://heqdvd.com

> > >

> > > -----Original Message-----

> > > From: webmaster@zmaster.com [mailto:webmaster@zmaster.com]

> > > Sent: Wednesday, January 22, 2003 9:34 PM

> > > To: greggdilorenzo@greggdilorenzo.com

> > > Subject: ZMASTER and heqdvd

> > >

> > >

> > >

> > > heqdvd,

> > >

> > > DAMNMAN has sent you this email from

> > > http://www.oprano.com/msgboard/index.php.

> > >

> > >

> > > Hi heqdvdI saw your post to Satan on oprano about content and wondered

> if

> > > you were interested in brokering your content through ZMASTER as well

as

> > > Ounique.ZMASTER is the oldest content provider on the Internet. (The

> > > absolute first) http://www.zmaster.com ZMASTER has a brand new

webstore

> > and

> > > is looking for a few quality producers to work with in addition to

> selling

> > > our own exclusive titles.I can be contacted at

> > > webmaster@zmaster.comThanksDoug

> > >

> > > ---------------------------------------------------

> > > Please note that IBForums has no control over the

> > > contents of this message.

> > > ---------------------------------------------------

> > >

> > >

> >

> >

>

Oh yup, took an "active, creative mind" to post the same shit on every thread on the board.

If Colin and other regular posters are using "cocaine and lab-created drugs" to post the way they do...send me some, will ya? I'd like to find a drug that will make me that freaking articulate.

Tomorrow I'm going to post my recipe for Chiles en Nogada on every thread..at least someone might learn to cook something good, lol. It's longer than he-vd's post. :P

:hic:

C'mon.. IT WAS FRIDAY NIGHT.

so?
you have to pay Oprano "storage fee" for the posts likes that.

A real webmaster is one who is up at 8:00 after drinking all night...

but Serge, how can I pay? Or did I already?

Do you accept PayPup?

RUFF RUFF

Ingredients:


For the filling:


1/2 lb. ground beef
1/2 lb. ground pork
2 large garlic cloves, finely chopped
1/2 medium onion, finely chopped
1 1/2 Tablespoons lard or vegetable oil
1 medium apple, peeled and cut into 1/2" cubes
1 medium pear, peeled and cut into 1/2" cubes
2 ounces blanched almonds, slivered
2 ounces raisins, soaked until soft, then drained
1 stick cinnamon
salt and pepper to taste

For the chiles:


8 large poblano chiles, prepared for stuffing (See Note)
4 eggs, separated, at room temperature
1/4 teaspoon salt
Oil for frying

For the sauce:


1 quart unsweetened heavy cream
4 ounces walnut meat, soaked in milk, drained and chopped

For the garnish:


2 pomegranates, peeled and separated into seeds
4 sprigs parsley, leaves only, chopped fine
Preparation:


After preparing chiles as described in the note below, pat them dry and set them aside while you make the filling. The batter will not adhere to them properly if the chiles are not dry.

Melt the lard or oil in a large skillet; saute beef, pork, garlic, onion, apple, pear, almonds, raisins and cinnamon stick until the meat has lost its pink color. Remove the cinnamon stick, add salt and pepper to taste and allow the filling to cool to room temperature. When cool, fill the chiles, dividing the mixture evenly.

You will have fluffier and more uniform coating if you make the egg batter and fry the chiles in two batches. Beat two of the egg whites al punto de turron - that is, until they stand up in peaks, stiff but not dry. Lightly beat two yolks and half the salt together; fold them gently into the beaten egg whites. Dip each of four filled chiles into the mixture, turning them gently to coat evenly. Place each one immediately into a large skillet with hot oil. Fry them until golden on the bottom side (lift gently with a spatula to check) then turn and fry on the other side. Repeat this process with the rest of the chiles and the other two eggs. Remove and drain on paper towels before placing on serving dish.

Put the cream and the walnuts in a blender or food processor and puree untill smooth. Pour over the chiles, and decorate with pomegranate seeds and chopped parsley.

NOTE: The chiles are prepared for stuffing by roasting over a gas flame or under a broiler until charred all over. They are then placed in a plastic bag for 10-15 minutes. Peel by rubbing them gently, using rubber gloves, under a stream of running water. (Stems are not removed, but can be trimmed beforehand if very long.) After the chiles have been roasted and cleaned, make a lengthwise slit up one side of each and carefully remove the seed sac and any loose seeds. Avoid over-handling the chiles.

Stalking... say it once more and you are getting sued for deformation of character, oh plump one.

NO JOKE. That's a serious accusation - and I've been collecting your hate posts for a month...

1. remember Sheri - YOU ASKED ME TO MAKE AN AVATAR FOR YOU:





http://greggdilorenzo.com/sheri1.gif

2. After spending 15 mins. making it, you refused to use it and I said something silly like
"if you don't post my avatar I'm not posting of PIB anyomore"

3. this simple little ani made THE 50% of the whole board start spewing jealous hate at me (see a pattern - quality in porn + attacks from non-creators)

4. PIB was the VERY first "adult" board I posted on, I was "green" so I was shocked at the attacks, and counterattacks - that is the nature of someone who has been on their own since 16 in NYC.

Do you all see now?!?! All the initial hatred came from MY GIFT!!!!


Non prompermi i coglioni!



Last edited by heqdvd at Jan 25 2003, 09:02 AM

Do you all see now?!?! All the initial hatred came from MY GIFT!!!!
************************************************** *******

gee,
Trojan Horse was a gift and we all know what happened!

send me lousy wine as a gift and I'll throw you in a mud too
;-)))

Serge - I said 15 min., so certainly that isn't lousy?

I have some good vino here, send me your NYC address (for real) and I'll throw in a DVD for free -

I'll be in NYC in April....do you send vino to Florida?

what do you like?

upon insistance of the restaurant owner, I tried Francis Coppola 2000 Merlot diamond serious..
not bad at all!

Its not that good:
http://www.thewineclub.com/08689102287.html

Wait till you get back Serge.

Also that guy's godfather site is pretty good, no? Do you know him?
He seemed to work hard on that.

http://store.yahoo.com/thewineclub-store/7...3995897410.html

what makes you say so?
the low price?

are you the one who measures wine's taste with what you pay for a bottle????

No my new jewish friend -if i can call you that -(all my cool employers in NYC have been jewish to the letter)

its just that a lot of people (Nick) act so rich that I must admit, I was a little scared that they would say LOOK HOW CHEAP HE IS

Serge is he really a milliionaire? IRS says he never reported that much.

And I honored to have my own thread here. Please don't ban G.



Last edited by heqdvd at Jan 25 2003, 08:58 AM

No my new jewish friend -if i can call you that -(all my cool employers in NYC have been jewish to the letter)
************************************************

which letter?

from Hebrew alphabet or English?
;-)))

its just that a lot of people (Nick) act so rich that I must admit, I was a little scared that they would say LOOK HOW CHEAP HE IS
************************************************** ******


I am rich....but mostly mentally
;-)))

..and I am NOT Nick's momma to be responcible for his behavior
;-)))

as for "cheap",
less and less I find correlations between the price of the bottle and it's taste.

English man - I couldn't read Hebrew to save Nicki's life.


Can you read and write in Hebrew?

And the bar mitzvahs i've attended I always was impressed by the complexity of those symbols.



Last edited by heqdvd at Jan 25 2003, 09:05 AM

Serge is he really a milliionaire? IRS says he never reported that much.
************************************************** **********

if you are talking about Nick -
he is Canadian and has nothing to do with IRS.

is he a millionaire?

I don't think so,
I only sent him $4 mils over the course of us doing business,
and $4 mils don't go far nowadays....
;-))))

Well that explains the no-show on cuz's recordbase.

Thanks for the info.