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Winetalk.com 10-31-2002 04:30 PM

long time no talk!

President 10-31-2002 04:33 PM

Hello Serge,
Major changes, here, checking it all out and absorbing it all!

Winetalk.com 10-31-2002 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by President@Oct 31 2002, 08:41 PM
Hello Serge,
Major changes, here, checking it all out and absorbing it all!

Joe, ADOPTING to changes is a KEY word of today...
this board is Oprano answer to ADOPTATION issue
;-))

President 10-31-2002 04:35 PM

Okay, I'm not Confucy so I guess I need to change my profile, ahh and make an avatar, damn I got enough other stuff to do!

Winetalk.com 10-31-2002 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by President@Oct 31 2002, 08:43 PM
Okay, I'm not Confucy so I guess I need to change my profile, ahh and make an avatar, damn I got enough other stuff to do!
no you don't...
;-))

THIS shit is IMPORTANT!
;-))

Winetalk.com 10-31-2002 04:36 PM

BTW, I got the voice from the past today..Tony Rios, remember him?

Mike AI 10-31-2002 04:37 PM

We can make an avatar for you Joe... We have a bunch of canned ones you can use as well.

:blink:

President 10-31-2002 04:39 PM

Okay did it work??? Here we go!!!

President 10-31-2002 04:39 PM

Well I may still be Confucy but I got my signature to work

President 10-31-2002 04:40 PM

MikeAi
Thanks, I'll take you up on the Avatar, I'm no good at graphics

Winetalk.com 10-31-2002 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by President@Oct 31 2002, 08:47 PM
Well I may still be Confucy but I got my signature to work
I am PROUD of you, it took me 3 tries!
;-)))

President 10-31-2002 04:41 PM

Now I'm a Clown damn! Oh well!

Serge, yes, been chatting with Tony the past two hours :-)

Winetalk.com 10-31-2002 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by President@Oct 31 2002, 08:49 PM
Now I'm a Clown damn! Oh well!

Serge, yes, been chatting with Tony the past two hours :-)

who is he? I don'y recall the name
;-(

President 10-31-2002 04:52 PM

"Tonester" He was the techy at "Desire" in Seattle!

Where we got our first COTAC paychecks from; remember!

Winetalk.com 10-31-2002 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by President@Oct 31 2002, 09:00 PM
"Tonester" He was the techy at "Desire" in Seattle!

Where we got our first COTAC paychecks from; remember!

didn't we fuck them with blind links?
;0))

Winetalk.com 10-31-2002 04:54 PM

I remember two guys, one asian and one short,
is he one of them?

President 10-31-2002 04:56 PM

We didn't FUCK them with blind links, we invented blind links and they knew how to convert them!!!

He was the short one!

President 10-31-2002 04:58 PM

Hey MikeAi,

What's my Avatar going to look like? Presidential??? :lol:

Winetalk.com 10-31-2002 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by President@Oct 31 2002, 09:04 PM
We didn't FUCK them with blind links, we invented blind links and they knew how to convert them!!!

He was the short one!

ok, now I even recall how he looks like!

too bad we didn't fuck him,
the time was GREAT to fuck everybody and everything
;-))

President 10-31-2002 05:03 PM

[quote]too bad we didn't fuck him,
the time was GREAT to fuck everybody and everything
;-))



Yup, no one had any technology back then!

President 10-31-2002 05:04 PM

shit, how do you do the quote thing?

Winetalk.com 10-31-2002 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by President@Oct 31 2002, 08:12 PM
shit, how do you do the quote thing?
press QUOTE in the upper right corner of the board
;-))

President 10-31-2002 05:07 PM

[quote]press QUOTE in the upper right corner of the board[quote]

Okay I pressed it in front and behind, let's see if that worked

Winetalk.com 10-31-2002 05:09 PM

[quote]Originally posted by President@Oct 31 2002, 08:15 PM
[quote]press QUOTE in the upper right corner of the board
Quote:


Okay I pressed it in front and behind, let's see if that worked
Joe, I gotta run,
but here is the joke I picked on Netpond:

> A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 5 years.
>
> As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a
> young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a
> chair,
> ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses
>
> her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.
>
> While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a
> prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in
> prison,
> and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck.
> If
> he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you,
> give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he
>
> will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"
>
> To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was
> whispering
> in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept
>
> any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too..."


classic!
;-))

President 10-31-2002 05:11 PM

Have a good one Serge, I gotta go too, trick or treat kids are starting to show up!


Later,
Joe


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