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Mike AI 10-16-2003 10:53 AM

Serge and I are proud to announce the latest edition to the Oprano Family.... GONZO.

Many of you know him already, so I am not going to go into his resume, but we are happy he is aboard, and looking forward to working with him!

Those who ask why Gonzo? The truth is Serge cannot resist a man in a fur coat!!

Welcome to the team Gonzo!! :rokk:

Forest 10-16-2003 10:57 AM

Wooohoooo
Gonzo

U DA MAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nickatilynx 10-16-2003 11:00 AM

Congratulations , Gonzo :-))))

Winetalk.com 10-16-2003 11:06 AM

Gonzo,
it's all confucy's fault you ended up with Oprano,
he phoned me and begged us to take you...
I think she is in love, BIG TIME!
;-)))

Wizzo 10-16-2003 11:10 AM

Congrats! B)

Soul_Rebel 10-16-2003 11:12 AM

congratulations :bwave:

Evil Chris 10-16-2003 11:15 AM

So what's his job?

Paid poster?
Resident asshole?


You can hire me as your resident dissident if you want...
Oh wait, I already do that for nothing. :awinky:

Congrats Gonzo...

BradShaw 10-16-2003 11:17 AM

Congrats. I take it you never got my application? Lost in the mail?

princess 10-16-2003 11:24 AM

Congrats gonzo hon! Home state boy does good! *wink*

:inlove:

Edd 10-16-2003 11:25 AM

Good to have you Gonzo - now its YOUR turn to be Spambot's BITCH! :awinky:
http://oprano.com/graphics/spambot.gif

Carrie 10-16-2003 11:28 AM

If he's a made man now, was he an unmade man before?
And what did you use to make him? I want the recipe so I can make myself a few extra men... :awinky:

CONGRATS GONZO!!!!!!! :gbounce: :bjump: :cdance: :bdance:

Bishop 10-16-2003 11:29 AM

Congrads Gonzo! You the new pitbull? :)

Nickatilynx 10-16-2003 11:31 AM

pitbull....more like a cuddly french poodle ! ( he already has the coat ! )

ahahahahahahahahahahaha

( if my avatar is now a Krispey Kreme...)

Evil Chris 10-16-2003 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Oct 16 2003, 11:39 AM
pitbull....more like a cuddly french poodle ! ( he already has the coat ! )

ahahahahahahahahahahaha

( if my avatar is now a Krispey Kreme...)

Great. Thanks Nick.

Now I have to drive down to l'Acadie boulevard for a creme-filled.

Nickatilynx 10-16-2003 11:37 AM

Nearest for us is Bellingham :(

Winetalk.com 10-16-2003 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw@Oct 16 2003, 10:25 AM
Congrats. I take it you never got my application? Lost in the mail?
sorry, Brad, we got it, but you don't know HTML
;-(((

mojobill 10-16-2003 11:38 AM

Congrats Gonzo! :wnw:

Bishop 10-16-2003 11:38 AM

Poodle can be vicious when provoked.

Trev 10-16-2003 11:54 AM

Congrats Gonzo :okthumb:


Now you got to respect da family remember :cool2:

Nickatilynx 10-16-2003 12:00 PM

confucy woke up this morning
got herself a gun
She always thought Kevin would be
the only one

Gut full of vicoden
and a kinkos line
If she pisses with gonzo
It'll all be fine

;-))))

gonzo 10-16-2003 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 16 2003, 10:14 AM
Gonzo,
it's all confucy's fault you ended up with Oprano,
he phoned me and begged us to take you...
I think she is in love, BIG TIME!
;-)))

Shes an evil bitch! I guess she figures with me being busy I wont have time to continue with the crusade. Forest says I have to do the damn dishes at dinner now.

Thanks for all the well wishes.

Im not a paid poster...I think Nick is the one that used to pay people to post ... wonder if they got paid in doughnuts?
I havent been made an asshole yet but Im working on it. I can only aspire.

Edd-- Ill make spambot my bitch! Does it travel to Marina Del Rey? Better install a camera in it. Rumor has it theres going to be a photo op in small claims court soon!

In the meantime...if you want to send Serge your money for some advertising just let me know. If you have any suggestions lets try them out.
Any complaints? Post em on Lee Noga's...

I hope to expand the reach of the family in the near future to crush those that stand in the way of amking money. Ive got some ideas on how to increase the community feel to enourage you not to surf anywhere but Oprano.

We also want to bring in some new blood to the family. So Ill be trolling some of them other resources for promising individuals to add to the ranks here. Besides Serge needs some new ones to work his charm on!
Mike assures me that we have lots of free shit to give away...more to come on that shortly.

I want to encourage everyone to interact and use the board to network! Serge loves to play matchmaker just make sure you pay his usual brokerage fee.

I look forward to working closer with all of you to unite and overcome the challenges that await this industry.

gonzo 10-16-2003 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Oct 16 2003, 10:39 AM
pitbull....more like a cuddly french poodle ! ( he already has the coat ! )

ahahahahahahahahahahaha

( if my avatar is now a Krispey Kreme...)

Oh you know just as soon as they hand me the controls here your avatar is going to be a doughnut...or maybe I cfan find a pic of Bruce to put up for you!

Forest 10-16-2003 12:06 PM

FINALYYYY

FGCF4L is Represented in the Big Time!!!

BP4L who????

:wnw: :rokk: :hic: :salute:

gonzo 10-16-2003 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Forest@Oct 16 2003, 11:14 AM
FINALYYYY

FGCF4L is Represented in the Big Time!!!

BP4L who????

:wnw: :rokk: :hic: :salute:

I keep telling you its Life 4 Boneprone

Nickatilynx 10-16-2003 12:08 PM

Quote:

think Nick is the one that used to pay people to post ... wonder if they got paid in doughnuts?

Nope , I paid posters peanuts :)

Quote:

I cfan find a pic of Bruce to put up for you!
Thats cold man , icey cold. :(




Last edited by Nickatilynx at Oct 16 2003, 08:17 AM

Mike AI 10-16-2003 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Oct 16 2003, 11:16 AM
Quote:

think Nick is the one that used to pay people to post ... wonder if they got paid in doughnuts?

Nope , I paid posters peanuts :)

Quote:

I cfan find a pic of Bruce to put up for you!
Thats cold man , icey cold. :(


You were paying people back then???
I feel cheated!!

:rolleyes:

Trev 10-16-2003 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mike AI+Oct 16 2003, 05:17 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike AI @ Oct 16 2003, 05:17 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Oct 16 2003, 11:16 AM
Quote:

think Nick is the one that used to pay people to post ... wonder if they got paid in doughnuts?

Nope , I paid posters peanuts :)

Quote:

I cfan find a pic of Bruce to put up for you!
Thats cold man , icey cold. :(


You were paying people back then???
I feel cheated!!

:rolleyes:[/b][/quote]
So do thousands of others :yowsa:

Nickatilynx 10-16-2003 12:13 PM

Quote:

You were paying people back then???
I feel cheated!!

I'll give you , your 3.50 if I ever get to meet you ;-))))

spazlabz 10-16-2003 12:17 PM

Congrats Gonz!

This really should be interesting. :)

spaz

Joesho1 10-16-2003 12:19 PM

Congrats, Gonzo....

Forest 10-16-2003 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trev+Oct 16 2003, 11:21 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Oct 16 2003, 11:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -Mike AI@Oct 16 2003, 05:17 PM
<!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx
Quote:

@Oct 16 2003, 11:16 AM
Quote:

think Nick is the one that used to pay people to post ... wonder if they got paid in doughnuts?

Nope , I paid posters peanuts :)

Quote:

I cfan find a pic of Bruce to put up for you!
Thats cold man , icey cold. :(




You were paying people back then???
I feel cheated!!

:rolleyes:

So do thousands of others :yowsa:[/b][/quote]
:wnw: :wnw:

Nickatilynx 10-16-2003 12:23 PM

Quote:

So do thousands of others
ahahahahahahahahaha.

My ass!!!

I paid a lot of people a lot of money.

a lot of people...

sarettah 10-16-2003 12:25 PM

Cobgratulations Gonzo...............



:bdance: :bjump: :cdance: :bjump: :bdance: :gbounce:

Trev 10-16-2003 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Oct 16 2003, 05:31 PM
Quote:

So do thousands of others
ahahahahahahahahaha.

My ass!!!

I paid a lot of people a lot of money.

a lot of people...

Me knows Nick... but I still couldn't resist it :P

gonzo 10-16-2003 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trev+Oct 16 2003, 11:37 AM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Trev @ Oct 16 2003, 11:37 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx@Oct 16 2003, 05:31 PM
Quote:

So do thousands of others
ahahahahahahahahaha.

My ass!!!

I paid a lot of people a lot of money.

a lot of people...

Me knows Nick... but I still couldn't resist it :P[/b][/quote]
Uh oh....dont call Nick your Precious!

Nickatilynx 10-16-2003 12:35 PM

Understood , trev :)

It was an excellent one liner :)

Trev 10-16-2003 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gonzo+Oct 16 2003, 05:39 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gonzo @ Oct 16 2003, 05:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Quote:

Originally posted by -Trev@Oct 16 2003, 11:37 AM
<!--QuoteBegin--Nickatilynx
Quote:

@Oct 16 2003, 05:31 PM
Quote:

So do thousands of others
ahahahahahahahahaha.

My ass!!!

I paid a lot of people a lot of money.

a lot of people...


Me knows Nick... but I still couldn't resist it :P

Uh oh....dont call Nick your Precious![/b][/quote]
Naaa my precious wears a fur coat :D

Bestat 10-16-2003 12:43 PM

Congrats Gonzo, you made a good choice and so did Oprano :)

B)

Raven 10-16-2003 12:44 PM

What is it about you, Gonzo...that makes your cheeks so pinchable...

Congrats, Georgia Boy....:)

Forest 10-16-2003 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raven@Oct 16 2003, 11:52 AM
What is it about you, Gonzo...that makes your cheeks so pinchable...

Congrats, Georgia Boy....:)

which cheeks?

KevinG 10-16-2003 12:52 PM

ˇFelicitaciones Seńor Gonzo!

That's how we say it down here in Miami :salute:

kath 10-16-2003 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bishop@Oct 16 2003, 07:37 AM
Congrads Gonzo! You the new pitbull? :)
Bishop - you channeling me again? :awinky:

Oprano pitbull sounds like the perfect title for Gonzo... pitbulls are very misunderstood and have a horrible reputation to live down from the day that they are born. But... most end up having "pinchable cheeks" (see Raven's post!) after you get to know them awhile. Methinks this describes Gonzo to a "t" :yowsa:

CONGRATS Gonzo! CONGRATS Oprano!

So... do you have a 100-day plan for Oprano like Arnie did for California??? Looking forward to see what happens next! :zoinks:

gonzo 10-16-2003 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raven@Oct 16 2003, 11:52 AM
What is it about you, Gonzo...that makes your cheeks so pinchable...

Congrats, Georgia Boy....:)

I keep em rosy red!

Quit being so CoZy and hang out here more often.

You too Bestat!!!

gonzo 10-16-2003 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kath+Oct 16 2003, 12:04 PM--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (kath @ Oct 16 2003, 12:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--Bishop@Oct 16 2003, 07:37 AM
Congrads Gonzo! You the new pitbull? :)
Bishop - you channeling me again? :awinky:

Oprano pitbull sounds like the perfect title for Gonzo... pitbulls are very misunderstood and have a horrible reputation to live down from the day that they are born. But... most end up having "pinchable cheeks" (see Raven's post!) after you get to know them awhile. Methinks this describes Gonzo to a "t" :yowsa:

CONGRATS Gonzo! CONGRATS Oprano!

So... do you have a 100-day plan for Oprano like Arnie did for California??? Looking forward to see what happens next! :zoinks:[/b][/quote]
BIG Plans.

But you have to keep coming by to find out whats going on.
Hang out here and end up making money....hang out somewhere else...and you could end up volunteering to work for free!

Did you see the picture caption contest?

Winetalk.com 10-16-2003 01:11 PM

Gonzo, I don't know if Mike told you, but...
we give full anal exam FREE to all Oprano managers...

LMK when your ass is available and if you need red wine as tranqualizer...

Forest says the procedure doesn't hurt one bit...
;-)))

Forest 10-16-2003 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KevinG@Oct 16 2003, 12:00 PM
ˇFelicitaciones Seńor Gonzo!

That's how we say it down here in Miami :salute:

umm im in miami

and i dont have a clue what you said

:biglaugh:

Forest 10-16-2003 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 16 2003, 12:19 PM
Gonzo, I don't know if Mike told you, but...
we give full anal exam FREE to all Oprano managers...

LMK when your ass is available and if you need red wine as tranqualizer...

Forest says the procedure doesn't hurt one bit...
;-)))

not if you get liquored up enough first

:stout: :hic:

steves 10-16-2003 01:15 PM

Congrats Gonzo! :stout:

gonzo 10-16-2003 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Serge_Oprano@Oct 16 2003, 12:19 PM
Gonzo, I don't know if Mike told you, but...
we give full anal exam FREE to all Oprano managers...

LMK when your ass is available and if you need red wine as tranqualizer...

Forest says the procedure doesn't hurt one bit...
;-)))

I will need a case oif your finest Merlot as a tranquilizer.

Right now my ass has been closed for repairs from those damn chicken wings Hellpuppy got me to eat last week!

Turner 10-16-2003 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nickatilynx@Oct 16 2003, 07:45 AM
Nearest for us is Bellingham :(
Nick, rumour has it that they are opening a few locations up here soon...



Oh and congrats Gonzo!


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