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LAJ 06-14-2007 06:47 PM

If you had to go gay...
 
What would be your type?

And consequently if you are gay and had to go straight, what kind of look would you go for??

At Cybernet registration I asked Lee Noga in all seriousness what kind of guy she would go for if she had to... she thought about it for a sec and said... "thats a good question, i've never been asked that... I honestly don't know!" LOL

For me the answer is easy... I'd seek someone who looked like me with a similar build.

And yes, i've given this too much thought.

Toby 06-14-2007 07:16 PM

Re: If you had to go gay...
 
I'm currently wayyyyy too sober to even consider such a question. :scratchin

jerseygto 06-14-2007 08:01 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Toby (Post 785840)
I'm currently wayyyyy too sober to even consider such a question. :scratchin


:blink: Yea I'd need to be extremely drunk to answer this one an some time to think about it..
Maybe ill have the answer at internext dunno I hopefully will forget it :idontknow

Rcourt64 06-14-2007 08:15 PM

Re: If you had to go gay...
 
I'd fuck this piece of shit so hard up his tight whitty butt

http://myadg.com/op2007/JR.jpg till he screamed like a beached Alaskan whale

softball 06-14-2007 08:22 PM

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This is the most digusting fucking thread I have ever seen in all my years in this business. If I had to go gay I would be a fucking lesbian and fuck Pamela Anderson.

LAJ 06-14-2007 08:47 PM

Re: If you had to go gay...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 785872)
This is the most digusting fucking thread I have ever seen in all my years in this business. If I had to go gay I would be a fucking lesbian and fuck Pamela Anderson.

Baaaaaahhhhhh ... copout!

Within many a straight male yearns a lipstick lesbian just yearning to break free...

softball 06-14-2007 09:42 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by LAJ (Post 785875)
Baaaaaahhhhhh ... copout!

Within many a straight male yearns a lipstick lesbian just yearning to break free...

You gotta stop watchin Bareback Mountain. Or was it all the cute guys in Florida in their oh so tight checked pants and white shoes smokin them really big, really fat Cubans?

gonzo 06-14-2007 09:44 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 785879)
You gotta stop watchin Bareback Mountain. Or was it all the cute guys in Florida in their oh so tight checked pants and white shoes smokin them really big, really fat Cubans?

I think hes still drinking from the Hilton VIP mug.

softball 06-14-2007 10:25 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 785880)
I think hes still drinking from the Hilton VIP mug.

Yeah, that sounds way gay.

iamkathi 06-14-2007 10:37 PM

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Jay, you never cease to amaze me.

For me... I'd look for someone that looks like Sunny Leone, dark, exotic and with a fantastic eyes.
Ok, so I am straight enough to appreciate a beautiful woman.:wnw:

And IMO, Ms. Noga was looking might hot with her new look.

LAJ 06-14-2007 11:09 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gonzo (Post 785880)
I think hes still drinking from the Hilton VIP mug.

I'm debating on ebaying it... I figure that mug has a lifetime value of 5 figures depending on how much liver abuse the owner can endure.

Hell Puppy 06-14-2007 11:18 PM

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Much like Clarence Worley, if I had to fuck a guy, I s'pose I'd fuck Elvis.

Thank you, thank you very much....

Jace 06-14-2007 11:20 PM

Re: If you had to go gay...
 
probably bears

big hairy bikers

I think

softball 06-14-2007 11:22 PM

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Man you guys are half way over the fucking rainbow. I think gonzo should change the Oprano livery to pink and get some real traffic through here. Get back that guy that boardgoerge spams for.

Hell Puppy 06-14-2007 11:28 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 785893)
Man you guys are half way over the fucking rainbow. I think gonzo should change the Oprano livery to pink and get some real traffic through here. Get back that guy that boardgoerge spams for.

You only have to worry when JFK comes thru and says he'd like to fuck you.

Hell Puppy 06-14-2007 11:30 PM

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This reminds me of my favorite question for SciFi Conventions....

Remember in Star Trek TNG when Commander Riker finds another one of himself due to an old transporter mishap? We end up having two Rikers, one goes by Will (the original) and the newfound one goes on to become Thomas Riker, both are the same person....effectively a clone.

So the question is....if these two guys had sex with each other, would that be masturbation? homosexual? or would it be some form of incest?

I mean, they certainly know what each other likes....

bluemoney 06-14-2007 11:33 PM

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I guess for me it would be a playa with hairy man boobs and an appreciation for sweet fresh baked goods . . . . And oh snap! that cocksucker better have some money too. Beeotch!

tony404 06-15-2007 01:07 AM

Re: If you had to go gay...
 
Rich with a small penis.

Jace 06-15-2007 01:19 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 785893)
Man you guys are half way over the fucking rainbow. I think gonzo should change the Oprano livery to pink and get some real traffic through here. Get back that guy that boardgoerge spams for.

sucks to be around men comfortable in their sexuality doesn't it?

makes you feel kinda crazy for being so insecure huh?

Hell Puppy 06-15-2007 03:44 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 785924)
Rich with a small penis.

I like the way you're thinking here...but I'm sure he'd still want his salad tossed.

Nymph 06-15-2007 06:00 AM

Re: If you had to go gay...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy (Post 785896)
This reminds me of my favorite question for SciFi Conventions....

Remember in Star Trek TNG when Commander Riker finds another one of himself due to an old transporter mishap? We end up having two Rikers, one goes by Will (the original) and the newfound one goes on to become Thomas Riker, both are the same person....effectively a clone.

So the question is....if these two guys had sex with each other, would that be masturbation? homosexual? or would it be some form of incest?

I mean, they certainly know what each other likes....

And I thought I had strange random thoughts :scratchin

LAJ 06-15-2007 09:23 AM

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I keep going between spitting my coffee out and swallowing my own bile with each subsequent post this A.M...

softball 06-15-2007 10:00 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy (Post 785895)
You only have to worry when JFK comes thru and says he'd like to fuck you.

Nah, I only worry about people that are still sexually active.

softball 06-15-2007 10:02 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 785926)
sucks to be around men comfortable in their sexuality doesn't it?

makes you feel kinda crazy for being so insecure huh?

"comfortable in their sexuality"? Is that what its called now? Shit we just used to call it homo. I guess I gotta get out on the street more often like you guys.

tony404 06-15-2007 10:21 AM

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A funny story when I worked for Rolls Royce in NYC (I was a service adviser). I had this customer who would come in, he was filthy rich never worked a day in his life. He had a house on Park Ave and a 10 bedroom house in the hamptons. He would come on to me all the time.Tell me how sensitive I was and if I ever wanted to have a late night bite to talk he was there for me. The other service adviser and me used to joke how good I could have it if I gave him alittle the big houses,I could wear flowing garments also and look like a gay musketreer. lol

Jace 06-15-2007 10:26 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 785965)
"comfortable in their sexuality"? Is that what its called now? Shit we just used to call it homo. I guess I gotta get out on the street more often like you guys.

so, i am able to see other men and say "now that is a good looking guy" and it makes me gay? LOL....damn, I need to tell my wife

what about when a girl finds another girl attractive? is she "homo" too? :yowsa:

softball 06-15-2007 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Jace (Post 785970)
so, i am able to see other men and say "now that is a good looking guy" and it makes me gay? LOL....damn, I need to tell my wife

what about when a girl finds another girl attractive? is she "homo" too? :yowsa:

Nah, two girls is pure hetero. Unless one of them is wearing blue jeans with the cuffs turned up and has a trucker wallet and a chain stuffed in her hip pocket. Then its certainly homo.

TheEnforcer 06-15-2007 11:02 AM

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MUCH easier question for a woman to answer than a guy. Can't say that I've thought about it. :blink: :huh:

Hell Puppy 06-15-2007 10:33 PM

Re: If you had to go gay...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 785964)
Nah, I only worry about people that are still sexually active.

Oh no, i hope he doesn't post a pic to prove anything....

Hell Puppy 06-15-2007 10:34 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TheEnforcer (Post 785975)
MUCH easier question for a woman to answer than a guy. Can't say that I've thought about it. :blink: :huh:

I'm all about the double standard...

Two girls together is hot...

Two guys together makes me wanna yarp.

softball 06-16-2007 12:13 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hell Puppy (Post 786062)
Oh no, i hope he doesn't post a pic to prove anything....

He won't because he is too drunk. That cat hasn't been laid in years. He is a bar fly. Trust me.

pam 06-16-2007 09:16 AM

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If I were gay I'd want a natural woman (big surprise there) with some meat on her bones. Redhead or brunette, average size breasts, 5'7" or taller with a butt like Jennifer Lopez, lips like Angelina Jolie and a mouth like Julia Roberts.

Hipchick 06-27-2007 08:36 PM

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"For me the answer is easy... I'd seek someone who looked like me with a similar build."

So Jay...you don't mind if I told you to go fuck yourself..:whistling....

Everyman has a man crush..you guys need to grow some and just admit it!!

softball 06-27-2007 08:59 PM

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"Everyman has a man crush..you guys need to grow some and just admit it!!"

Wrong!!!!!!!

Hammer 06-27-2007 09:08 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 785974)
Nah, two girls is pure hetero. Unless one of them is wearing blue jeans with the cuffs turned up and has a trucker wallet and a chain stuffed in her hip pocket. Then its certainly homo.

Now that was funny. Not true, but funny and I must admit that I'd much rather look at two chicks -- even ugly ones -- doing anything than imagine LAJ making love to himself.

I can look at another man and honestly admit whether I think he's handsome or not and whether I think he's got a nice body, but I can never imagine myself having sex with a man so couldn't possibly come up with what that guy would look like.

softball 06-27-2007 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 788137)
Now that was funny. Not true, but funny and I must admit that I'd much rather look at two chicks -- even ugly ones -- doing anything than imagine LAJ making love to himself.

I can look at another man and honestly admit whether I think he's handsome or not and whether I think he's got a nice body, but I can never imagine myself having sex with a man so couldn't possibly come up with what that guy would look like.

"I'd much rather look at two chicks -- even ugly ones "
Personally, I hate looking at ugly girls. Ugly girls having sex is even more revolting. But up to you dude. That is why internet porn exists.

"I can look at another man and honestly admit whether I think he's handsome or not"
That is pure and simple gay. Ugh.

bluemoney 06-28-2007 12:06 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Hammer (Post 788137)
. . . . . imagine LAJ making love to himself.

Oh great! Thanks for that! . . . Now I’m going to spend the next few minutes trying to gouge out my minds eye (insert Sam Kinison scream here)

Hammer 06-28-2007 11:01 AM

Re: If you had to go gay...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rhetorical (Post 788149)
"I'd much rather look at two chicks -- even ugly ones "
Personally, I hate looking at ugly girls. Ugly girls having sex is even more revolting. But up to you dude. That is why internet porn exists.

I didn't say I liked watching ugly chicks. Since the other choice I mentioned was watching LAJ have sex with someone that looked like LAJ, I have to conclude that you'd rather watch LAJ than two ugly chicks.

Up to you dude, but that's gay.

Hammer 06-28-2007 11:03 AM

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Rhetorical, based on your avatar, I get the impression you think you're good looking. How did you come to that conclusion if you can't tell by looking at a guy if he's good looking or not?

softball 06-28-2007 11:53 AM

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http://www.trailerparkboys.com/


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